Mind the gap
My top five reasons for not moving to London
(1) I enjoy my lungs and wish to enjoy a constructive relationship with them for the longest time possible.
(2) In Cambridge, for £4 and in 50 minutes, you can get drunk, get laid, and get dinner for a week. In London, for £4 and in 50 minutes, you can get from Mile End to Putney. And then you'd be in Putney.
(3) Ken Livingstone.
(4) I still struggle to consider renting a louse-infested cupboard in a former water tower in the middle of a marsh a steal at £100/week, even if lets you save money on food by harvesting mushrooms directly off the walls.
(4) My new mustard yellow sweater clashes with the Metropolitan line.
(1) I enjoy my lungs and wish to enjoy a constructive relationship with them for the longest time possible.
(2) In Cambridge, for £4 and in 50 minutes, you can get drunk, get laid, and get dinner for a week. In London, for £4 and in 50 minutes, you can get from Mile End to Putney. And then you'd be in Putney.
(3) Ken Livingstone.
(4) I still struggle to consider renting a louse-infested cupboard in a former water tower in the middle of a marsh a steal at £100/week, even if lets you save money on food by harvesting mushrooms directly off the walls.
(4) My new mustard yellow sweater clashes with the Metropolitan line.