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Gentle Reader,
Due to my own lack of commonsense and awareness of my surroundings, I have lost my cellular communications device. However, I have procured a new one so that I may continue to be reachable by phone. However due to the conveniences (and/or inconveniences) of this modern technology, I have lost all of the perhaps two hundred numbers which were save to aforementioned device...and I also do not seem to remember any of them. So, if I had your number before or I did not, but you wish for me to have it, please call my new cellular communications device (which I have named Matilda) forthwith, and I shall save your number therein. The number for said device is (214)405-5058.
Thank you and Goodnight.
Due to my own lack of commonsense and awareness of my surroundings, I have lost my cellular communications device. However, I have procured a new one so that I may continue to be reachable by phone. However due to the conveniences (and/or inconveniences) of this modern technology, I have lost all of the perhaps two hundred numbers which were save to aforementioned device...and I also do not seem to remember any of them. So, if I had your number before or I did not, but you wish for me to have it, please call my new cellular communications device (which I have named Matilda) forthwith, and I shall save your number therein. The number for said device is (214)405-5058.
Thank you and Goodnight.