March 8, 2008; 5:30 AM

[frakwad]

Why me?

I don't get hit on, let alone groped by anyone, let alone some foul smelling big-breasted married woman on a plane. The only time that anyone has been interested in me since we were little kids and Sally down the road wanted me to push her on the swing set was in college when one of my TAs thought I was gay and kept me after section one

Comments

[khaaaan]

Just take it like a man, son.

[frakwad]

No! I don't want to!

[dickanddora]

That's what his TA said.

[frakwad]

Ew!

[dickanddora]

Suck it up, pickle. There's far worse that could have been said.

[khaaaan]

Zing!