The Hawk Legacy-Part 1.0

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Comments

[jossoco]

Sexy founder is always a good start.

Damn pregnancy pills, making an already bad hangover/night with someone who turned out to be a guy even worse.

[frakkingsims]

Yea, those nights where you wake up to the person you slept with and they are the opposite gender of what they where the night before are always so awkward.

[jossoco]

Not to mention the awkward explanation of pregnancy pills in your medicine cabinet. That's always a story that's gonna be retold for generations on.

[frakkingsims]

"You think our marriage is weird? Guess how your grandparents met."

[jossoco]

'Yeah, your grandpa Alex was a difficult sonuv a bitch. Couldn't go with Alexander as a drag queen name, had to be difficult and use 'Jasmine'. The man couldn't just be simple.'

[frakkingsims]

"You know though, your Grandpa Mort probably could have realized the difference between a 'Jasmine' and a 'JasMAN' if he would have just stopped drinking."