Goodbye.... Gaius Baltar
"The real problem is that she keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The... something of my ways. Wisdom?"
"It's probably wisdom."
- Gob and Michael, Arrested Development
Oh Mr. Nice Gaius, what will we do without you?
From the first moment we met Gaius, he charmed our pants off (and the pants off of Six, Starbuck, Playa, numerous cult acolytes...).
Despite being an odd bird, he was ever so alluring. So charismatic.
So what are we going to do without him?
Who will teach us how to avoid being killed and remain friendsies (sorta) with two different races?
Who will teach us how to dress appropriately for the lab, fashionable lunches, criminal trials, "projections," Colonial Days, presidential or cult functions?
Who will teach us how to properly annoy Laura Roslin?
Who will we vote for?
Who else will teach us the ways of God?
We will miss your crazy antics, Gaius Baltar. We will miss your amazing capacity for self-preservation. We will miss you and your ability to do horrible things, but still make us love you.
Goodbye, Gauis.