The Most Righteous and Also Wicked Awesome Republic of China.

[fragrantharbor]

I WOKE UP IN CHINA'S APARTMENT WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON

TAIWAN WE HAVE A MILITARY AND ALSO VAGUELY PERSONAL EMERGENCY AND WE MAY NEED MISSILES call america. if you have problems talking all coy and vaguely sexy give me the phone i can totes handle that guy

Comments

[notrepublic]

OH MY GAWD I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WENT

I AM TOTALLY ON IT ALREADY but like that guy is soooo hard to get ahold of!!

DID THAT BASTARD DO ANYTHING TO YOU? I'M TOTALLY ON MY WAY TO GET YOU NOW

[fragrantharbor]

oh idk i think he is pretty easy to get hold of eyebrow raise suggestive eyebrow wiggle

i-i dont know
no way he could do anything right!! i would be able to smell the stench of communism right!!!

[notrepublic]

Ugh you can get him on the phone??? All he ever calls me for is a booty call!! Jerk.

I think so!!!

he's not there right

[fragrantharbor]

[fragrantharbor]

oh uh yeah he totes answers my calls!!! w-we are bros! in no way am i being used and then thrown to the wayside whenever someone else cooler calls

[notrepublic]

LUCKY!!!

[fragrantharbor]

i dunno but tbh i have barricaded the door to this room

[notrepublic]

okay good!!

Not that I couldn't take him or anything just

no point in needless bloodshed!