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[fragrant_coffee]

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[wrightswrongs]

......

Uh...

[fragrant_coffee]

What?

[wrightswrongs]

So... are you?

[fragrant_coffee]

Am I what? Kidding, or killing Redd White?

[science_duh]

... A-Ahh.

I... I guess that would be funny if... if I could actually figure out the joke, Mr. Armando.

[fragrant_coffee]

What joke?

[science_duh]

...

N-Nevermind, sir.

[[screened to Ema]]

[fragrant_coffee]

I know she can be intimidating, Ema, but play a trick on your sister, too. It'll brighten her day. Make it a small one.

1/2

[deathlyfey]

It seems we have another tasteless comedian, here.

2/2

[deathlyfey]

But Mr White's feelings are not something I am wont to care about.

[fragrant_coffee]

I don't believe in pranks.

[deathlyfey]

Then I wish you luck, good sir, in joining us on the list of capital offenders.

[miles_distant]

Whether you actually are kidding or no, I hope you know the guards take threats like this seriously. I wouldn't bother, though. You'll just have to get in line behind the state.

((screened))

[fragrant_coffee]

Not when you inform them all beforehand.

Feeling better yet?

((screened))

[miles_distant]

Should I pretend I didn't hear that?

No. And stop meddling.

((screened))

[fragrant_coffee]

Oh it's all right, Edgeworth. This is probably the least effective penitentiary in the country when it comes to anything but executing people.

And chill out! Have some coffee. I'm sure Ms. Starr will end up beating it out of you anyway.