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I forget how to do a fucking cut. Whatever. Gay survey time!
1. How old will you be in 3 birthdays?
Almost 23.
2. Do you think you'll be married by then?
Nope. Hopefully engaged though.
3. Who was the last person that called you?
Taylor.
4. Have you ever played a team sport?
Ruit? Haha.
5. Who was the last person to text you?
Taylor.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
B?
7. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping.
8. What were you doing at 11am today?
Trying NOT to fall asleep in a&p.
9. How many states have you visited?
7.
10. Are you a social person?
Indeed.
11. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare piggies.
12. If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be?
Sitting in my car down the island smoking a joint.
13. What was the last thing you drank?
Water.
14. Favorite ice cream ?
Mint chocolate chip.
15. What is your favorite dessert?
Anything chocolate.
16. Whats your favorite color?
Blue.
17. What kind of jelly do you put on your PB and J's?
Strawberry.
18. Do you like coffee?
I lovahhhh youuuuu coffeeeeeee.
19. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average?
Like 20. No joke.
20. What do you drink in the morning?
Water.
21. Would you rather kiss someone with or without a tongue ring?
Either. Tongue rings are a good time.
22. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
The right.
23. Do you know how to play poker?
Nope.
24. Whats so good about Fridays?
Drunk time!
25. Any plans for this weekend?
Alcoholllll.
26. What is the color of your shirt?
Grey.
27. How big is your TV?
Itsy bitsy.
28. Ever stolen a street sign?
Nope.
29. Do you keep a piggy bank?
That would require change.
30. What kind of camera do you have?
A brown one? It's effin broken too. Bitch.
31. Have you ever been in an ambulance?
Nope.
32. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Pool.
33. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
Window.
34. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Nope.
35. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Marijuana.
36. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Mhm.
37. Can you roll your tongue?
Yup.
38. Who is the funniest person you know?
Adrienne.
39. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nah.
40. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
I wore a pair of pants the other day from the 5th grade. Hahahaha.
41. What is the color of your bedroom walls?
Purple.
42. Do you shut off the water when you brush your teeth?
Nope.
43. Do you currently hate someone?
I always hate at least on person.
44. What do you miss the most?
Last year's fall nights downt he island.
45. Who do you miss most?
Jessicaaa.
46. One thing you would change?
My monetary situation.
47. What do you hate?
People who can't spell.
48. What are you mad about right now?
Nothing. Shockahhhhh.
49. Is there someone you think about randomly throughout the day?
Obv.
1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
Nope.
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
Melt them.
3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Well my mother had quite a bit of Meatloaf on, Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Cher. And this is why I'm disturbed.
4. What is the best thing about your job?
THE DISCOUNT!
5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in class?
I'd die.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
Florida?
9. Quote a song lyric?
Just be here now against me, you know the words, so sing along for me baby.
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
A scattering of both.
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
No.
13. If you could be an animal what would you be?
A sea turtle. Koo koo ka choo.
14. What state/country are you from?
Mass.
15. Tell us about the last conversation/s you had.
My mother told me all the pot I smoke is making me retarded.
16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
Drunk?
17. What is your favorite smell?
Boy.
18. What is your favorite sight?
The ocean.
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
Absolutely.
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your co-workers?
Yes.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
Nope.
23. Have you ever played Spin the bottle?
Such a sloppy game.
24. Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house?
Egged?
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Mhm.
26. Have you ever gone camping?
I'm SUCH a phenomenal camper. Dead seriously.
27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother/sister's friend?
Eh maybe?
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
Nope.
29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
No.
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
No idea.
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
I've laughed so hard I've stopped breathing.
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
No.
34. Have you ever been cheated on?
I've helped cheat... a lot... a whole lot.
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
We're not friends anymore.
36. Have you ever lied to your parents?
Oh my God yes.
37. Have you ever been out of the US?
Nope.
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
No? People do that? Ew.
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month?
No... but I let a crackhead cut my bangs last month. They're cute.
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?
If Dunkin Donuts is fast food then yes.
41. Have you ever gotten so wasted you can't remember the night before?
There's a lot of missing nights in my life.
42. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
No.
43. Have you ever slept with one of your co-workers?
I hooked up with one... on the Cafe Delite counter... on Easter Sunday... I'm a terrible human being.
44. Kissed more than one person at a time?
Mhm. Two girls in fact. I suck.
45.Pot?
143!
1. What does your best friend call you?
Lovah.
2. How many people would you say you've been "serious" with?
I have no idea.
3. Have you ever streaked?
Skinny dipped?
4. Would you prefer a thunderstorm or for it to be snowing?
Thunderstorm by far.
5. Laptop or desktop?
Laptop.
6. Who do you call the most?
Def Tay.
7. What is your favorite thing to shop for?
Clothes.
8. What company is your cellphone provider?
T-mobile is my bitch.
11. What is your pet's name?
Kimo, Hagen & Riley.
12. What were you doing 4 hours ago?
Showering.
13. Where did you go to today?
Tanning!
14. In school, how was/is your attendance record?
Atrocious. Still is. Queen of the Doctor's note right here buddy.
15. Do you like spicy foods?
Love em.
16. What friend do you get along with the best?
BVeccc.
17. Have you ever fought over the opposite sex?
Indeed.
18. Are you good at math?
Depends on the math. Simple math - bomb, stats - ahahaha.
19. What do you get complimented on the most?
My boobs.
20. Do/did you listen to your parents?
If I agree with what they're saying.
21. At what age did you learn to ride a bike?
6?
22. What's your favorite holiday?
Thanksgiving!
24. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Today.
25. Ever dyed your hair?
Mhm.
26. Do you kiss with your eyes open or shut?
Shut. Sometimes I open them to see what the fuck is going on though. This is usually when completely annhilated however.
27. Would you rather own a snake or a rabbit?
Neither. Gross.
28. Do you have any siblings? Do you get along?
I have a brohoe.
29. What brand of shirt did you wear today?
I have no idea. It was cute though.
30. Who is one celebrity you can't stand?
Eva Longoria.
31. Do you cry a lot?
Waterworks CONSTANTLY.
32. Would you rather date Leonardo DiCaprio or Matt Damon?
Leo I would be your sex slave FOREVER.
33. Do you act more silly or serious?
Silly.
34. Are you good at keeping secrets?
Eh.
35. In school, did/do you participate in gym class?
Eh.
36. Do you have any superstitions?
Mhm.
37. Would you rather spend or save your money?
Spend.
38. Do you ever wear hats?
Yup.
39. Do you ever get hit on?
Obv.
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Arms.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Maroon.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Sure.
4.Do you plan outfits?
Mhm.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
I have to pee like a racehorse and cannot focus on anyother emotion.
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
AIM.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having last night?
It would make you question my sanity cause I'm disturbed so sorry, no sharing.
10. What are you craving right now?
Weed.
11. Do you floss?
Mhm.
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Vomit.
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
Come again?
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
No. I have a life. Thanks.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick.
18. Do you like your hair?
I heart it.
19. Do you like yourself?
I'm a pimp.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
A few.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
LOVE.
22. What are you listening to right now?
Elliott Smith <3
23. How many countries have you visited?
Zip.
24. Are your parents strict?
Haha.
25. Would you go sky diving?
I'd die in the fucking air.
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Yeah.
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
No he makes me chuckle.
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
Of course.
30. Do you rent movies often?
Mhm.
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
I don't take math.
34. Can you count backwards from 74?..
Yes.
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Myself.
36. Brown or white eggs?
Brown eggs are local eggs and local eggs are fresh.
38. Ever been on a train?
Mhm. Skeevy fucking things.
39. Ever been in love?
Yes.
40. Do you have a cell-phone?
It's basically an extension of my body.
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Smoking a jibba with MEEEE.
45. Ever have cream puffs?
Yup.
1. How old will you be in 3 birthdays?
Almost 23.
2. Do you think you'll be married by then?
Nope. Hopefully engaged though.
3. Who was the last person that called you?
Taylor.
4. Have you ever played a team sport?
Ruit? Haha.
5. Who was the last person to text you?
Taylor.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
B?
7. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping.
8. What were you doing at 11am today?
Trying NOT to fall asleep in a&p.
9. How many states have you visited?
7.
10. Are you a social person?
Indeed.
11. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare piggies.
12. If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be?
Sitting in my car down the island smoking a joint.
13. What was the last thing you drank?
Water.
14. Favorite ice cream ?
Mint chocolate chip.
15. What is your favorite dessert?
Anything chocolate.
16. Whats your favorite color?
Blue.
17. What kind of jelly do you put on your PB and J's?
Strawberry.
18. Do you like coffee?
I lovahhhh youuuuu coffeeeeeee.
19. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average?
Like 20. No joke.
20. What do you drink in the morning?
Water.
21. Would you rather kiss someone with or without a tongue ring?
Either. Tongue rings are a good time.
22. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
The right.
23. Do you know how to play poker?
Nope.
24. Whats so good about Fridays?
Drunk time!
25. Any plans for this weekend?
Alcoholllll.
26. What is the color of your shirt?
Grey.
27. How big is your TV?
Itsy bitsy.
28. Ever stolen a street sign?
Nope.
29. Do you keep a piggy bank?
That would require change.
30. What kind of camera do you have?
A brown one? It's effin broken too. Bitch.
31. Have you ever been in an ambulance?
Nope.
32. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Pool.
33. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
Window.
34. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Nope.
35. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Marijuana.
36. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Mhm.
37. Can you roll your tongue?
Yup.
38. Who is the funniest person you know?
Adrienne.
39. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nah.
40. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
I wore a pair of pants the other day from the 5th grade. Hahahaha.
41. What is the color of your bedroom walls?
Purple.
42. Do you shut off the water when you brush your teeth?
Nope.
43. Do you currently hate someone?
I always hate at least on person.
44. What do you miss the most?
Last year's fall nights downt he island.
45. Who do you miss most?
Jessicaaa.
46. One thing you would change?
My monetary situation.
47. What do you hate?
People who can't spell.
48. What are you mad about right now?
Nothing. Shockahhhhh.
49. Is there someone you think about randomly throughout the day?
Obv.
1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
Nope.
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
Melt them.
3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Well my mother had quite a bit of Meatloaf on, Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Cher. And this is why I'm disturbed.
4. What is the best thing about your job?
THE DISCOUNT!
5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in class?
I'd die.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
Florida?
9. Quote a song lyric?
Just be here now against me, you know the words, so sing along for me baby.
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
A scattering of both.
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
No.
13. If you could be an animal what would you be?
A sea turtle. Koo koo ka choo.
14. What state/country are you from?
Mass.
15. Tell us about the last conversation/s you had.
My mother told me all the pot I smoke is making me retarded.
16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
Drunk?
17. What is your favorite smell?
Boy.
18. What is your favorite sight?
The ocean.
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
Absolutely.
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your co-workers?
Yes.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
Nope.
23. Have you ever played Spin the bottle?
Such a sloppy game.
24. Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house?
Egged?
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Mhm.
26. Have you ever gone camping?
I'm SUCH a phenomenal camper. Dead seriously.
27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother/sister's friend?
Eh maybe?
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
Nope.
29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
No.
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
No idea.
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
I've laughed so hard I've stopped breathing.
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
No.
34. Have you ever been cheated on?
I've helped cheat... a lot... a whole lot.
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
We're not friends anymore.
36. Have you ever lied to your parents?
Oh my God yes.
37. Have you ever been out of the US?
Nope.
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
No? People do that? Ew.
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month?
No... but I let a crackhead cut my bangs last month. They're cute.
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?
If Dunkin Donuts is fast food then yes.
41. Have you ever gotten so wasted you can't remember the night before?
There's a lot of missing nights in my life.
42. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
No.
43. Have you ever slept with one of your co-workers?
I hooked up with one... on the Cafe Delite counter... on Easter Sunday... I'm a terrible human being.
44. Kissed more than one person at a time?
Mhm. Two girls in fact. I suck.
45.Pot?
143!
1. What does your best friend call you?
Lovah.
2. How many people would you say you've been "serious" with?
I have no idea.
3. Have you ever streaked?
Skinny dipped?
4. Would you prefer a thunderstorm or for it to be snowing?
Thunderstorm by far.
5. Laptop or desktop?
Laptop.
6. Who do you call the most?
Def Tay.
7. What is your favorite thing to shop for?
Clothes.
8. What company is your cellphone provider?
T-mobile is my bitch.
11. What is your pet's name?
Kimo, Hagen & Riley.
12. What were you doing 4 hours ago?
Showering.
13. Where did you go to today?
Tanning!
14. In school, how was/is your attendance record?
Atrocious. Still is. Queen of the Doctor's note right here buddy.
15. Do you like spicy foods?
Love em.
16. What friend do you get along with the best?
BVeccc.
17. Have you ever fought over the opposite sex?
Indeed.
18. Are you good at math?
Depends on the math. Simple math - bomb, stats - ahahaha.
19. What do you get complimented on the most?
My boobs.
20. Do/did you listen to your parents?
If I agree with what they're saying.
21. At what age did you learn to ride a bike?
6?
22. What's your favorite holiday?
Thanksgiving!
24. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Today.
25. Ever dyed your hair?
Mhm.
26. Do you kiss with your eyes open or shut?
Shut. Sometimes I open them to see what the fuck is going on though. This is usually when completely annhilated however.
27. Would you rather own a snake or a rabbit?
Neither. Gross.
28. Do you have any siblings? Do you get along?
I have a brohoe.
29. What brand of shirt did you wear today?
I have no idea. It was cute though.
30. Who is one celebrity you can't stand?
Eva Longoria.
31. Do you cry a lot?
Waterworks CONSTANTLY.
32. Would you rather date Leonardo DiCaprio or Matt Damon?
Leo I would be your sex slave FOREVER.
33. Do you act more silly or serious?
Silly.
34. Are you good at keeping secrets?
Eh.
35. In school, did/do you participate in gym class?
Eh.
36. Do you have any superstitions?
Mhm.
37. Would you rather spend or save your money?
Spend.
38. Do you ever wear hats?
Yup.
39. Do you ever get hit on?
Obv.
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Arms.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Maroon.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Sure.
4.Do you plan outfits?
Mhm.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
I have to pee like a racehorse and cannot focus on anyother emotion.
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
AIM.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having last night?
It would make you question my sanity cause I'm disturbed so sorry, no sharing.
10. What are you craving right now?
Weed.
11. Do you floss?
Mhm.
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Vomit.
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
Come again?
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
No. I have a life. Thanks.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick.
18. Do you like your hair?
I heart it.
19. Do you like yourself?
I'm a pimp.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
A few.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
LOVE.
22. What are you listening to right now?
Elliott Smith <3
23. How many countries have you visited?
Zip.
24. Are your parents strict?
Haha.
25. Would you go sky diving?
I'd die in the fucking air.
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Yeah.
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
No he makes me chuckle.
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
Of course.
30. Do you rent movies often?
Mhm.
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
I don't take math.
34. Can you count backwards from 74?..
Yes.
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Myself.
36. Brown or white eggs?
Brown eggs are local eggs and local eggs are fresh.
38. Ever been on a train?
Mhm. Skeevy fucking things.
39. Ever been in love?
Yes.
40. Do you have a cell-phone?
It's basically an extension of my body.
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Smoking a jibba with MEEEE.
45. Ever have cream puffs?
Yup.