stop! meme time

[fragilemacabre]

If I were a month, I’d be August.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Tuesday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 11:30pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a seahorse.

If I were a direction, I’d be North.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a bar stool.
If I were a liquid, I’d be iced tea.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an amethyst.
If I were a tree, I’d be an evergreen.

If I were a tool, I’d be a pair of tweezers.
If I were a flower, I’d be a bird of paradise.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be snow flurries that sneakily pile up.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a bass guitar.
If I were a color, I’d be green.

If I were an emotion, I’d be excited.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a kiwi.
If I were a sound, I’d be a door slamming.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a car, I’d be a punchbuggy.
If I were a food, I’d be brie cheese.
If I were a place, I’d be a waterfront.
If I were a material, I’d be the new biodegradable material they're making Sun Chip bags out of (the LOUDEST bags of chips in the world).
If I were a taste, I’d be savory.