Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
tangotothestars's purse (30 points). In March I turned
inlucesco in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In April I set
agirlcakearmy's bed on fire (-66 points). In November I gave
nimbusrogue a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for
blucrystal (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (7 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
fragilelydarken
*shaking my head* I cannot believe I bought porn for my underaged cousin. What was I thinking?