Has the world gone insane?

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So, um.. apparently I have a reputation? What? I've been trying to wrap this around my brain since a friend of mine told me this yesterday. Millions of opportunities, but I turn down these mysterious girls left and right. Does she have me confused with someone else? I haven't even had an "opportunity" in.. um.. a long time. Goodness. What's wrong with me? Turning down all this non-existent girls.

I only wish.