Some memorable quotes from a hopefully forgettable evening
"I'll say 'I'm doing good' to avoid the follow-up question."
"But the truth is sometimes you need a lot of help and sometimes your stuff is not worked out. And this is so little to do with girls."
"I'm feeling pretty fatigued, anxious, lonely, sad--stuff that I try my best to hide."
"At times when you feel so alone, it's great to know you have some great friends."
"Transitions that result in moving on the same block as the girl that you thought you were in love with do that for me (they really crush me)."
"My church and my roommates have been amazing."
"The power of prayer, alcohol, and tobacco."
"I don't want to be that guy that's always IMing first--so don't consider this is an actual message. I'm going to close the window and if I get a reply back, I'll pretend as if you started the conversation."
"I promise you, no chemistry book can tell you a thing about what's really happening inside of me"
"You're having a conversation with me (and apparently startled to do so), so you can't be that good."
"I need someone I can complain to who is not presumptious."
"But the truth is sometimes you need a lot of help and sometimes your stuff is not worked out. And this is so little to do with girls."
"I'm feeling pretty fatigued, anxious, lonely, sad--stuff that I try my best to hide."
"At times when you feel so alone, it's great to know you have some great friends."
"Transitions that result in moving on the same block as the girl that you thought you were in love with do that for me (they really crush me)."
"My church and my roommates have been amazing."
"The power of prayer, alcohol, and tobacco."
"I don't want to be that guy that's always IMing first--so don't consider this is an actual message. I'm going to close the window and if I get a reply back, I'll pretend as if you started the conversation."
"I promise you, no chemistry book can tell you a thing about what's really happening inside of me"
"You're having a conversation with me (and apparently startled to do so), so you can't be that good."
"I need someone I can complain to who is not presumptious."