///What would you do if...\\\ I cried? Umm. I kissed you? Be a little freaked out, high-tail it away. I was rushed to hospital? Come to your side. I ran away from home? Offer you my basement. I got in a fight and you were there? Jump in, WORD UP!!! I got dumped? Uh. I pissed you off? GET UP IN YO GRILL!... I dunno.
///Are We...\\\ acquaintances? Yeah? friends? Sure. in a relationship? A friendship. gonna have kids? I don't see it.
///Would you (part 1)...\\\ Give me your number? If you needed to talk to me. Be my boyfriend/girlfriend? I'm fine with Kristen (*Smiles, again*) Watch a movie with me? If we all had a group movie night, sure. Let me take you out to dinner? On a double date? Kidnap Me? I WOULD NOT KIDNAP YOU, WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?! JEEZ, YOU CAN ASK KRISTEN, I NEVER KIDNAP ANYBODY, AND I AM DOWNRIGHT OFFENDED. Let me drive you somewhere/anywhere? Uh.. Sure? Buy me a drink if i didn’t have money? I'd do that anyways let me buy you a drink? I'd offer against it. Hold my hand? Only when crossing the road! Take me home for the night? Uh? tickle me to death? Probably not. let me tickle you? No. caress my body? o.O kiss me? Kristen. let me kiss you? Kristen. Love me? Kristen. let me wear your pants? Sure. Let me sleep in your bed? My couch or futon down in the basement, if you needed somewhere to. Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? Kristen. Use me? Nah. Ditch me? Not on purpose. let me make you breakfast? o.O help me with homework? If it's art or history. give me a piggyback ride? Sure. Sing happy birthday to me? If I wasn't alone.
///Would you (part two)...\\\ stick up for me if i was being put down? Yeah. Try and solve my problems? I'd give you advise, but you must do things yourself. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? Sure. Tell me the truth no matter what? I'm good about that. Lie to make me feel better? Actually no. I merely point out how it could be worse, and try to get you to laugh in the process. Keep in touch? Sure. Spread rumors about me? WHORE. Keep a secret if I told you one? Already have. Loan me some cash? And break your frickin legs if you didn't pay it back. Stop me if i tried to commit suicide? Yeah. sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? Sure? Come pick me up at 3am cuz my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? Why not. Take a bullet for me? Where is this bullet going? Cry if i died? I don't cry over deaths (Exceptions : Johnny Cash, Dimebag Darrel)
I cried? Umm.
I kissed you? Be a little freaked out, high-tail it away.
I was rushed to hospital? Come to your side.
I ran away from home? Offer you my basement.
I got in a fight and you were there? Jump in, WORD UP!!!
I got dumped? Uh.
I pissed you off? GET UP IN YO GRILL!... I dunno.
///Are We...\\\
acquaintances? Yeah?
friends? Sure.
in a relationship? A friendship.
gonna have kids? I don't see it.
///Would you (part 1)...\\\
Give me your number? If you needed to talk to me.
Be my boyfriend/girlfriend? I'm fine with Kristen (*Smiles, again*)
Watch a movie with me? If we all had a group movie night, sure.
Let me take you out to dinner? On a double date?
Kidnap Me? I WOULD NOT KIDNAP YOU, WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?! JEEZ, YOU CAN ASK KRISTEN, I NEVER KIDNAP ANYBODY, AND I AM DOWNRIGHT OFFENDED.
Let me drive you somewhere/anywhere? Uh.. Sure?
Buy me a drink if i didn’t have money? I'd do that anyways
let me buy you a drink? I'd offer against it.
Hold my hand? Only when crossing the road!
Take me home for the night? Uh?
tickle me to death? Probably not.
let me tickle you? No.
caress my body? o.O
kiss me? Kristen.
let me kiss you? Kristen.
Love me? Kristen.
let me wear your pants? Sure.
Let me sleep in your bed? My couch or futon down in the basement, if you needed somewhere to.
Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? Kristen.
Use me? Nah.
Ditch me? Not on purpose.
let me make you breakfast? o.O
help me with homework? If it's art or history.
give me a piggyback ride? Sure.
Sing happy birthday to me? If I wasn't alone.
///Would you (part two)...\\\
stick up for me if i was being put down? Yeah.
Try and solve my problems? I'd give you advise, but you must do things yourself.
Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? Sure.
Tell me the truth no matter what? I'm good about that.
Lie to make me feel better? Actually no. I merely point out how it could be worse, and try to get you to laugh in the process.
Keep in touch? Sure.
Spread rumors about me? WHORE.
Keep a secret if I told you one? Already have.
Loan me some cash? And break your frickin legs if you didn't pay it back.
Stop me if i tried to commit suicide? Yeah.
sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? Sure?
Come pick me up at 3am cuz my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? Why not.
Take a bullet for me? Where is this bullet going?
Cry if i died? I don't cry over deaths (Exceptions : Johnny Cash, Dimebag Darrel)
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HAHA.
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...it is true.
and vice versa.
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