saturday was crazy...
quinn and i had our belated birthday celebration on saturday. big thanks to everyone who attended, or at least stopped by. it meant a lot to us, and we definitely had a good time.
quinn came over to my house around noon saturday to help get things ready for the party. my dad being as indecent as he was, wouldn't drive us a few blocks down the hill to the plaza. so we had to trudge through the deep snow and bitter cold dressed like eskimoes and walk back up the hill carrying bright yellow dollar general bags. we recieved no sympathy whatsoever from my dad even though we had really bad colds. he insisted he couldn't get out of the driveway, and the driving conditions were shitty. they really weren't at the time, and if it would of meant a ride for us, we would of shoveled the driveway for him, christ.
we bought like 5 rolls of 81 foot streamers, balloons, curly ribbon, paper plates, cups and forks, and maple syrup for the french toast sticks. when we got back my mom made us some hot chocolate and we decorated and did our preparing for teh party. melissa's dad dropped her off a little after 5 on his way to work, so she helped us do our hair =). we put it in lower pigtails and tied curly ribbon in it, and she wrote "shelly" across my cheek with eye liner.
some people weren't able to make it because the roads were really nasty, but a lot more people showed up than we expected. i was really sad melinda couldn't make it though =( she wasn't feeling well i guess. and heather's parents were being unreasonable, she wasn't able to make it, either. beth was nice enough to pick people up and make sure they had rides home. she brought jessica leroy, whom i hadn't seen in forever! not since a few summers ago when she came up with heather to go swimming and she was only known as hooters =P. quinn, melissa and i all rode with them. billy, shane, chuck chapman, josh bowman, and some girls that came with chuck were all here when we left to pick up jake and stacey. stacey wasn't able to come either when we stopped by her house, i guess she wasn't feeling good as well =(. we had trouble finding jake's house and had to call a few times to confirm directions. when we were on wembley drive we were driving around in circles, and then beth's car slid off the road and flew into a pile of snow and we got stuck and almost had to get out and push our way out. i had to sit on jessica's lap on the drive home since there were 7 people in the car and it only seats 4 comfortably, lol. when we returned back to my house chad, john john, alicia, kevin, britney, dave, marcus, brooke, jill, justin, jen (one of justin's friends), some of shane's friends (devon, princeton and brandon) and some other people whom were not invited were here, but we were too inebriated to notice or care. quinn and i started caking each other in the face and people were licking it off. there was cake allllllll over the floor. i was walking around for almost an hour before i washed my face. then i did it to dave and a few other people i don't really remember. dave got on my name and was im-ing people claiming to be god and messing with them, it was pretty funny. but i made sure to take the time personally to im them and apoligize for his disturbing behavior...haha. it was crazy. the music was bumping and the beers were cracking. on our way to drive john john home we stopped at kwik-fill so jess could pick up some cigarettes. when she was halfway between the car and the store, she turns around, looks at beth and i, "that man just called me ugly." and there was nobody around whatsoever. she was gone. haha. i had to roll down beth's window in her car because i felt so nauceous. i hadn't really even had much to drink, either. just a few beers and strawberry daquris. when we got back christine and trish were there, i wasn't expecting them to show up! christine's mom was out of town so i thought she'd have to stay home and babysit. shane and dave went outside "to chill" for about a minute, apparently they were competing in a who's penis is largest contest. then shane comes in and whips it out in the dining room in front of everyone. britney was upstairs showing everyone her rainbow clit piercing. then that josh kid passed out on the couch, and he vomited all over it. marcus proceeded by placing a bowl under his mouth, he missed. my mom got pissed. she came in and screamed at him and then pushed him off and he fell on the floor, where he vomited a bit more. chuck passed out early, and shane did for awhile next to him on the couch, then dave did. dave stepped in the puke and there was a shoeprint in it. then george and his friend stopped over with some fourties. it was my first time meeting him, they seemed really cool. except george put out a cigarette in a full one, that was a waste of beer. somebody called the cops on us, alicia and i were running around trying to gather all the empty beer cans and in a desperate frantic attempt threw them in the oven. the only ones we forgot were the ones on top of my tv and mantel, which were in plain view as soon as you open the door...O_o. everyone ran in the basement and shane fell down the stairs. thankfully my mom answered the door and took care of it, they said one of the neighbors had complained about an underaged drinking party. she told them her daughter was just having a birthday party, but it was winding down and it was supervised, so they just left. phew. marcus is such a nice guy. he basically cleaned up the throw up and threw the cushion cover in the washer. george and his friend couldn't stay long, britney left with them after a bit. then we made the chicken wings and heated up the pizza rolls in the microwave, everyone was scarfing them down. good thing we bought them at sam's club in large quantities. shane decided to go home, he started walking down the middle of the street without his coat. billy caught him down by fletcher, apparently he didn't really know where he was going. then his mom called my house asking if someone would mind bringing his coat back, hahaha. after things started winding down for sure, jessica fell asleep on beth's lap in the recliner for awhile =). then she was out like a light bulb for the night, beth was laying on the couch and i had my head on her ass. marcus and quinn were wrapped up together and they were laying on me. then dave, brooke, chuck and i went upstairs and decided to go to sleep which didn't last long. chuck was trying to feel everyone up, so i acted as if i was going to throw up and flew out of the room and went back downstairs. i went back upstairs with beth and made her lay by chuck =P. brooke was making out with mr. puke on one side of the couch and quinn and marcus on the other. ew. he should of at least washed out his mouth or brushed his teeth...beth and i couldn't sleep so we just laid awake and laughed for awhile, we fell asleep for about half an hour. we came back downstairs and started scarfing down more cold chicken wings, brooke and mr. puke still going at it on the couch, alicia was on the computer talking to tommy. hmm...quinn and marcus were in my basement, i'll leave it at that. quinn has a fetish for dirty places. she was garage slut and now she's the basement slut...haha. chuck came down and we were all on ratemenude.com. after long amounts of boisterous laughing my dad appeared at the top of the stairs and yelled at us because he had to get up and get ready for work in half an hour. alicia at the moment had a balloon in her hand that she had blown up, and she deflated it. my dad screamed "i didn't want to hear that!" and went back to bed. hahaha. beth had to be to work by 8 a.m., so she had to leave around 7 and practically carry jessica's hungover ass with her. poor girl only got about half an hour of sleep. i came back out of my bedroom after about an hour, i didn't realize my dad was still downstairs, and i started yelling dirty things down the stairwell, as i thought quinn, marcus, brooke and mr. puke were the only ones down there. he looked up and goes, "party's over!" hahaha. dave was long passed out but alicia, chuck and i stayed up until almost 8 in the morning watching stupid shit on tv. we watched this porn star audition, and everytime a nude male came on, chuck would look away. we tricked him about 5 or 6 times into thinking it was over, and he saw about 6 naked guys, haha. we only got about 3 hours of sleep, then brooke and josh busted in and laid with us after dave left in the morning. they started making out right next to me, i found out that kid is only 15. i thought he was like 18. wow. i went downstairs and made some french toast sticks with quinn and marcus, they basically had the whole downstairs cleaned up by the time i got down there, all there really was left to do is vaccum so i did that, which surprisingly didn't take any longer than 20 minutes with the mess it was. i went back upstairs, brooke and josh still making out, and alicia and chuck had fallen asleep again. my dad came home and everyone had to be out by 1.