i'm not the outdoorsy type

[fragile_faith]

so now that the weather is changing, the bugs are starting to come out from the woodwork. namely my carport. yesterday i get to my car and see that there is a spiderweb stretching from the pirate mickey mouse antenna ball to the roof of the car. being the spiderphobe that i am, i get in and hope that the drive to work will destroy it.
i reinspect the web after arriving, and it is only partially damaged. oh well, i need to wash my car anyway.
i get to work today and notice that the little fucker has rebuilt the web. and this time, he made it stronger. the driving did nothing to destruct it.

what a little bastard.