Sleep deprived Will is sleep deprived
This is what I get for texting all night like a girl..
Pepper snores. Trufax. Keeps me up all night. So does Rachel. During their crazy super sexy hot orgy time. Wait...you need more than two for an orgy, huh. Okay, Tony and Steve join in too.
But not I. Never I.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Will!
2. All available for viewing between regular business hours.
3. ...berry sexy. Ba ZING.
4. This is a blatant lie and I would like to see the person who started it hung. Come on, someone... help me out here.
5. YES THEY WILL. And have. Oh India.. I wanna go back! ...or for the first time. Whatever.
6. I've won the Ultimate Will Championship five years running.
7. In my pants...
8. Just as all base are mine too. Now I wonder how much it costs to ship a swan...
9. I'm just that damn delicious.
10. Absolutely. When she said let them eat Will, the womenfolk went wild, and caused the storming of the Bastille, where one of my ancestors lay waiting for them, naked and dipped in chocolate. And there were strawberries.
Pepper snores. Trufax. Keeps me up all night. So does Rachel. During their crazy super sexy hot orgy time. Wait...you need more than two for an orgy, huh. Okay, Tony and Steve join in too.
But not I. Never I.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Will!
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on Will with his left foot.
- There are 336 dimples on Will.
- Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Will are all berries.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Will is two minutes.
- If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Will.
- The Will-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Will-fights take place there every day!
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Will!
- All swans in England belong to Will.
- Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Will every year.
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Will'.
2. All available for viewing between regular business hours.
3. ...berry sexy. Ba ZING.
4. This is a blatant lie and I would like to see the person who started it hung. Come on, someone... help me out here.
5. YES THEY WILL. And have. Oh India.. I wanna go back! ...or for the first time. Whatever.
6. I've won the Ultimate Will Championship five years running.
7. In my pants...
8. Just as all base are mine too. Now I wonder how much it costs to ship a swan...
9. I'm just that damn delicious.
10. Absolutely. When she said let them eat Will, the womenfolk went wild, and caused the storming of the Bastille, where one of my ancestors lay waiting for them, naked and dipped in chocolate. And there were strawberries.