Knights in Shining Armor~!

[cookprince]

When: After the last thread
What: Finding a way out.
Characters: Sanji, Lavi, Rangiku
Where: Rabbit Hole Caves
Rating: PG-13

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[livelaughlavi]

Lavi looked over Sanji's shoulder at the female shinigami that was trapped within the padded cell. His eye lit up as he saw a rather attractive woman with breasts that made his cheeks turn a deep shade of pink. "Strike!" he shouted rather cheerfully.

"Yeah! We'll help ya outta here no problem!" he chimed after Sanji. You could practically see the heart forming in his eye with this new found enthusiasm.

[cookprince]

Sanji nodded once she was far enough away and stepped back to give himself room, slipping his hands into his pockets. "Alright, here we go!"

He spun on his heel, lifting one foot and delivered a solid kick to the door, shattering it and sending it flying inward in pieces. He resumed his previous stance, lighting a cigarette as the pieces hit the ground and the dust cleared. "You're free now my dear."

He was in full on suave Mister Prince mode. "And who did I have the pleasure of saving~?"

[livelaughlavi]

Tilting his head, he watched the leggy chef as he kicked the door right off of its hinges. Impressive. It reminded him of a certain female exorcist back on the ark. Though, he was sure that Lenalee could probably beat him in a kicking match.

Unlike the blond, the redhead didn't have anything like a 'Mister Prince mode' or anything like that. He just gaped at the busty shinigami like the hormonal eighteen year old he was. Those....breasts... The exorcist couldn't take his eyes off of the very noticeable cleavage. If his mouth had been open, there would certainly be a trail of saliva dripping from it.

((I'll be your loyal servant~))

[cookprince]

Sanji eagerly stepped forward, eyes alight with hearts. Oh she was even more gorgeous close up. He quickly got down on one knee, taking one of her hands in his. "You may call me Sanji my beautiful~! I'll be your loyal servant for as long as you'll have me~!"

He was practically floating as he kissed her hand gently, suavely.

((I'll be your boob's loyal servant~! 8D))

[livelaughlavi]

Lavi nudged the blond out of the way and took Rangiku's other hand and kissed it with a dorky, wannabe suave glance and grin. "The name's Lavi~!", he said. "I'll be your right hand man, if ya want me to be!". Where was a rose when he needed one or sometihng.

"So~ What shall I do for you first, Miss Matsumoto? Ya need a shoulder massage? It's pretty cramped in there and nothin' relieves stress like a Bookman's fingers!".

[cookprince]

Sanji was, admittedly, a bit jealous of the buxom beauty giving her attention to the redhead beside him but it amused him it seemed more like a woman lathering attention on a lost puppy than any competition. He stood after kissing her hand again. "I haven't seen anyone who looked like that. But maybe if they're here, they'd be farther up the tunnel?"

He paused for a moment before attaching himself to Rangiku's side. "A beautiful woman such as yourself shouldn't be in such a shitty place like this. Allow me to escort you out~!"

Goddammit

[livelaughlavi]

Lavi stood up straight and released Rangiku's hand. He let out a goofy chuckle and grinned at being pet. He was like putty in her shinigami hands.

"Actually, this uniform is for my other occupation which is an exorcist", he informed. He then shook his head at her other question. "Nope. I haven't seen anyone like that either". He then attached himself to her other side. "Allow me to as well!", he chirped up.

((Lavi got in trouble~ XP))

[cookprince]

Sanji was about ready to float off down the hallway when Rangiku dashed his hopes spectacularly. He deflated instantly, getting a more serious look on his face. "Ah, this place ain't like any place I've ever visited. But the Grand Line has always been full'a surprises! Don't worry, dear, I'll get us out of here! And then my Captain will find us."

He grinned confidently, pulling another cigarette out of his pocket and lighting it up. "We should go up, don' ya think?"

((*bunny wibbles* X'<))

[livelaughlavi]

Lavi let out an embarrassed laugh and scratched the back of his head. "Eheheh...well, this isn't the Ark, by the looks of things and I'm pretty sure it's safe to assume that this isn't that 'Grand Line' place either, yeah? Since I've never heard of it and, well, with what I do for a livin' I've heard of damn near everywhere", he explained.

"But I agree with Sanji over there, I think we should just go up until we find a way outta this asylum lookin' place". He continued to walk in the direction they were headed. Hopefully there was a resident around here, crazy or not, they could probably give them more to go on than nothing at all.

[cookprince]

Sanji gave an annoyed glare in Lavi's direction after his little speech. "Maybe ya ain't heard of it cuz yer an idiot."

He was a bit touchy when it came to comepetition with love. "Japan...? Tokyo...? Can't say I've heard of it, but if it's where you come from, it must be a gorgeous place~"

He paused when they came to some stairs, cautiously. "Wait right here, my dear. Let make sure the coast is clear."

He grinned and started up the stairs. If there was anything dangerous up there, he stood more of a chance then that red headed kid, or the beautiful buxom Rangiku.

[livelaughlavi]

Lavi frowned at being called an idiot. He didn't like his knowledge being questioned, but he decided to ignore that comment. Obviously this guy wasn't thinking carefully about the situation.

"I've actually heard of Japan and Tokyo. Japan is in ruins where I come from. Edo was actually kinda destroyed not too long ago", he informed the shinigami.

He watched as the blond made his way up the stairs. He actually thought he would be more qualified to fight anything that might have decided to attack them, but if he insisted, he wouldn't stop him.

"So...if you're from Japan that hasn't been destroyed yet, and he's from a place that I've never heard of, and I thought I was still in this place called 'The Ark'; what does that mean exactly? Is there some weird dimension stuff goin' on here?", he thought out loud, looking at the other redhead.