Piss me off!
Not on topic but that last entry was a line stolen from the movie "Win a date with Tad Hamilton" Which was a surprisingly good movie.
Sorry I didn't post that earlier but my computer has been seriously fucked up. I'm posting this from Andie's place.
Back on topic. Last night the night started off well enough at the club. Andie's friends and room mates were very impressed that I got them into the bar free. Good people to talk to good tunes but then this asshole gets right up in my face while I'm dancing with Andie and make the kissing motion and it was obvious he wasn't gay. So I give him a look then whip him in the face with my hair. He takes a step back then tries to knock me down with his shoulder. Even though this guy was 4 inches taller than me and at least 100 pounds heavier he is the one that gets knocked back.
He comes at me a second time rushing so I step to the side and push him from behind so he goes flying into 5 people. As he is recovering his balance and turning around I try to flag down Vic and even shout out his name (I have good lungs so it was very audible) but Vic was too busy talking to a friend of his and wasn't paying attention. So jerkoff comes back at me and I can see that he is punching at my torso but I decide to take it thinking that maybe if he hits me the bouncers might notice and throw him out. (I shouldn't have he was stronger than I thought and I think he cracked me ribs.) They didn't!
So fend him off for another minute or so, the whole time thinking how easy it would be to totally destroy him because he is that drunk. At one point I had my hands on his collar bone and he left his throat totally exposed but I kept thinking "I will not fight at Abstract, I will not fight at Abstract". GDB Notices what is going on and finally directs Vic's attention and Vic drags the jerk out. But then Vic lets him back in again! I even went over to Vic a later to try and make him understand that that this guy actually punched me and he shouldn't still be in the bar. Vic just says if he does anything else he will be gone. That probably pisses me off more than getting hit. So I spend the rest of the night looking over my shoulder for the asshole and getting more and more pissed off every time I go to dance and I see him and feel the pain in my ribs. But I kept thinking "I will not fight at Abstract, I will not fight at Abstract". Asshole eventually gets thrown out for a completely different reason.
Then there was the guy that shouldered into a drink I was holding for Andie and shattered it in my hand. He looked down at the shards of glass remaining in my hand said "Oops" and just walked away. I felt like chasing him and rubbing that glass into his face but I reminded myself, "I will not fight at Abstract, I will not fight at Abstract".
Asshole #1 was waiting outside the bar as I was leaving, not for me he was too drunk to know where he was going. I asked Mike the owner if it would be okay if I kicked his ass because I really really wanted to. He said no so I had to walk away very fast before my violent urges completely took over.
On a side note if there are any women out there having problems with their men getting off to fast. Just make sure he has cracked ribs then every time he is about to cum squeeze his ribs with you knees and the pain will keep him from finishing. ;)
Sorry I didn't post that earlier but my computer has been seriously fucked up. I'm posting this from Andie's place.
Back on topic. Last night the night started off well enough at the club. Andie's friends and room mates were very impressed that I got them into the bar free. Good people to talk to good tunes but then this asshole gets right up in my face while I'm dancing with Andie and make the kissing motion and it was obvious he wasn't gay. So I give him a look then whip him in the face with my hair. He takes a step back then tries to knock me down with his shoulder. Even though this guy was 4 inches taller than me and at least 100 pounds heavier he is the one that gets knocked back.
He comes at me a second time rushing so I step to the side and push him from behind so he goes flying into 5 people. As he is recovering his balance and turning around I try to flag down Vic and even shout out his name (I have good lungs so it was very audible) but Vic was too busy talking to a friend of his and wasn't paying attention. So jerkoff comes back at me and I can see that he is punching at my torso but I decide to take it thinking that maybe if he hits me the bouncers might notice and throw him out. (I shouldn't have he was stronger than I thought and I think he cracked me ribs.) They didn't!
So fend him off for another minute or so, the whole time thinking how easy it would be to totally destroy him because he is that drunk. At one point I had my hands on his collar bone and he left his throat totally exposed but I kept thinking "I will not fight at Abstract, I will not fight at Abstract". GDB Notices what is going on and finally directs Vic's attention and Vic drags the jerk out. But then Vic lets him back in again! I even went over to Vic a later to try and make him understand that that this guy actually punched me and he shouldn't still be in the bar. Vic just says if he does anything else he will be gone. That probably pisses me off more than getting hit. So I spend the rest of the night looking over my shoulder for the asshole and getting more and more pissed off every time I go to dance and I see him and feel the pain in my ribs. But I kept thinking "I will not fight at Abstract, I will not fight at Abstract". Asshole eventually gets thrown out for a completely different reason.
Then there was the guy that shouldered into a drink I was holding for Andie and shattered it in my hand. He looked down at the shards of glass remaining in my hand said "Oops" and just walked away. I felt like chasing him and rubbing that glass into his face but I reminded myself, "I will not fight at Abstract, I will not fight at Abstract".
Asshole #1 was waiting outside the bar as I was leaving, not for me he was too drunk to know where he was going. I asked Mike the owner if it would be okay if I kicked his ass because I really really wanted to. He said no so I had to walk away very fast before my violent urges completely took over.
On a side note if there are any women out there having problems with their men getting off to fast. Just make sure he has cracked ribs then every time he is about to cum squeeze his ribs with you knees and the pain will keep him from finishing. ;)