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Jul 02, 2005 21:51

Q: Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads?

A: Because he likes the taste of a new generation.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

A: They both come on crackers.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends?

A: Because there are twenty of them!

Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?

A: Foreplay.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?

A: "I'll be there!"

hahaha
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