Jul 02, 2005 21:51
Q: Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads?
A: Because he likes the taste of a new generation.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on crackers.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: "I'll be there!"
hahaha