"what a steamin turd that was"
i have never experienced weather that was this...LOUD in my life.
it's like the soundtrack to the fucking pirates of the caribbean, or the little mermaid or something. very crashing and splashing.
and it's doing crazy things to my tv. and the power went out earlier, it was 4pm and pitch black and i really couldnt do a damn thing so i decided to walk down to a coffee shop and read a book or something..but low and behold every single light, street sign, business, was dark and shut down...so basically my little pathetic umbrella snapped in half and i was blown down the empty road like a fuckin soggy tumbleweed, back to my house where i lit a bunch of candles and stewed for awhile until it came back on.
fuck seattle man.
"if you could somehow deep fry a shot of scotch and then melt a milky way over it, and wrap it in bacon..."
--my dream as described by comedian patton oswald
it's like the soundtrack to the fucking pirates of the caribbean, or the little mermaid or something. very crashing and splashing.
and it's doing crazy things to my tv. and the power went out earlier, it was 4pm and pitch black and i really couldnt do a damn thing so i decided to walk down to a coffee shop and read a book or something..but low and behold every single light, street sign, business, was dark and shut down...so basically my little pathetic umbrella snapped in half and i was blown down the empty road like a fuckin soggy tumbleweed, back to my house where i lit a bunch of candles and stewed for awhile until it came back on.
fuck seattle man.
"if you could somehow deep fry a shot of scotch and then melt a milky way over it, and wrap it in bacon..."
--my dream as described by comedian patton oswald