[Who has two thumbs, one leg, and is in a fantastic mood for a change? This scurvy sea dog.Aware, I am, that I've earned a reputation as a scoundrel, and a man unworthy of another man's trust. I cannot deny that I am what I am, and admit that false innocence looks like idiocy when attempted by a man of my age. Too long I've worked in my profession ( Read more... )

[Barbossa is very eloquent when he is drunk, okay.]

Somebody stole me leg! Give it back now, ye bunch of blooming cockroaches! If I have to find it myself I'll run ye through -- my word as a gentleman of fortune!

[Barbossa stands in the moonlight after delivering the posting the following list of demands for the town of Port Royal to see:]

Goods to be delivered to the Queen Anne's Revenge by sunset ( Read more... )

[Here be a message sent out to his first mate after the successful sinking of the the Vanguard:Drop anchor and reload the cannons. Keep them pointed towards the town, and post a man on the quarterdeck and one the crow's nest to watch for movement at the fort ( Read more... )

[The following is just a single handwritten sentence....]

If this be Boston, then my fingers itch to burn it to the ground.

[but it's entirely serious.]

[The audio portion of Sveta's communication device turns on. At first there's just a lot of noise - half-formed words, some cursing, the cocking of an olde timey pistol. Then there's an angry grunt and the sound of the device being smashed with something that sounds like a boot.]

BLAST TO HELL THIS DAMNED--- YARRRR [And now it sounds like a ( Read more... )