entry 14. spoiler alert.

[drdaytimetelly]

Everyone's just dancing around the subject, but I'm going to just come right out and say write it: tonight this boat's going to hit an iceberg. Congratulations on surviving the haunted house, but you're probably going to die once this whole thing gets going. Don't worry, I'm definitely going to die. A poor man stuck in steerage? They'll use my

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[underthehoodie]

Flotation devices?

[drdaytimetelly]

Arms. Those are kind of like flotation devices.

[underthehoodie]

That's not what you meant.

[drdaytimetelly]

No, it's not.

If you decide to kill me, can you do it before the boat sinks? I don't want to freeze to death.

[underthehoodie]

I'm not killing you. What's up your ass?

[drdaytimetelly]

The ambiance is getting to me a little.

[underthehoodie]

You're freaking out.

[drdaytimetelly]

Only a little.

[underthehoodie]

Want me to knock you out?

[drdaytimetelly]

Maybe. Booze first.

[underthehoodie]

Why waste the booze if we're going to knock you out?

[drdaytimetelly]

Why not let a man have a drink before you knock him out? Be generous of spirit, Shura.

[underthehoodie]

Fine. One drink. Only one.

[drdaytimetelly]

Thanks. You're too good to me.