Apr 01, 2012 18:47
Everyone's just dancing around the subject, but I'm going to just come right out and say write it: tonight this boat's going to hit an iceberg. Congratulations on surviving the haunted house, but you're probably going to die once this whole thing gets going. Don't worry, I'm definitely going to die. A poor man stuck in steerage? They'll use my frozen corpse as a flotation device before they even think about letting me on to a lifeboat.
My corpse and Shura's built-in flotation devices, just hanging about in steerage. It's fun down here. Everyone pop on down and say hello. Just make sure you don't stay for too long.
If I had a watch I'd tell you how long we have until this boat sinks like a stone, but since I don't I'm just going to guess we have a few hours left. I recommend drinking while you can and maybe spending a little extra time locating the emergency exits.
And if somebody finds Kent, please tell me.
john watson