[003] Paranoia. It's a thing.

Feb 14, 2012 00:48

[Private to Cissie]

Cissie. I need you to tell me everything you can about my roommate. I... have no idea who he is, but I think he knows me, because he called me by name this morning.  Help?  Is this an Earth Prime thing?  Or do I know him and not remember?  Is this one of those things?

[Private to Hayley]

...How's your memory? 

! fissure-affected, tim drake

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Private victimofnoone February 14 2012, 06:03:07 UTC
[................]

It's.. fine?

Do you normally ask random people how their memories are? Is that like, some sort of thing for you?

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Private mrsarcastic003 February 14 2012, 06:14:36 UTC
[GDI. It is one of those things.]

Yeah. Sometimes. There seems to be a run of forgetting, so I was just... checking in.

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Private victimofnoone February 14 2012, 06:17:46 UTC
My name's Hayley. Who are you?

Is your memory having trouble?

[You get sincerity for once, Tim. Because she forgot who you are.]

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Private mrsarcastic003 February 14 2012, 06:20:42 UTC
I'm Tim. And yeah, I think I am having some memory trouble.

[And he can't even enjoy the victory, because WTF MYSTERY ROOMMATE.]

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Private victimofnoone February 14 2012, 06:25:07 UTC
That's terrible! Did you get a concussion or something? What did you forget?

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Private mrsarcastic003 February 14 2012, 06:45:12 UTC
[Hayley, your unguarded concern is a little unnerving]

No head injury that I'm aware of--at least, there isn't any pain from one. I guess if it was causing memory loss, I might not remember it. I seem to have lost... people.

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Private victimofnoone February 14 2012, 23:46:43 UTC
Should we like, compare lists or something? See who we might have forgotten?

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Private mrsarcastic003 February 16 2012, 06:15:30 UTC
Sure. I don't suppose you know who lives in apartment one on the first floor in building one?

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Private victimofnoone February 16 2012, 06:20:56 UTC
I do, but.. well, I mean, that's pretty specific and I don't even know you. What if you're like, some serial killer who's trying to hurt my friends?

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Private mrsarcastic003 February 16 2012, 06:26:21 UTC
Well... I'm here now? And so is my stuff? I'm just... trying to figure out who my roommate is.

He's grumpy, and he knows who I am?

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Private victimofnoone February 16 2012, 06:27:53 UTC
Oh. Well, that's Doctor John Watson. You should just introduce yourself. He's totally friendly and everything.. and maybe he can give you a tour and help show you around so you know where you're going. [Because you're clearly new.]

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Private mrsarcastic003 February 16 2012, 06:34:17 UTC
...I know my way around, Hayley. I've been here a while. I've lived here for a while. I just... have no idea who he is.

And--friendly? Maybe you're thinking of a different guy? This one's... kind of a curmudgeon.

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Private victimofnoone February 17 2012, 06:57:33 UTC
Tim.. Okay, there's no way you could be here that long without me knowing you. Unless like, I forgot you? But, seriously, what are the chances of us forgetting each other?

He's totally friendly normally, but he can be grumpy too. Maybe it's a bad day.

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Private mrsarcastic003 February 19 2012, 06:33:28 UTC
Maybe it is.

I don't know, Hayley. But what are the chances of me forgetting a roommate who has apparently also been here a long time? This doesn't make sense.

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Private victimofnoone February 19 2012, 06:38:10 UTC
I don't know. I remember my roommate. Did you get a concussion recently or something?

[She sounds sincerely concerned.]

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Private mrsarcastic003 February 19 2012, 06:42:10 UTC
No pain, tenderness, or swelling, so the likelihood of a concussion is pretty slim...

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