Entry 7. John is a bad Marco.

Jan 17, 2012 16:06

What's going on with everyone? Sue's trying to lock us all up because we're combing our hair the wrong way and wearing our pants too baggy.

...wait. That's how she normally is. Never mind.

Pffft. Not that I even care. You're all a bunch of assholes.

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john watson, ! fissure-affected

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i_neverchose January 18 2012, 19:37:53 UTC
Marco, um did something happen? Are you, alright?

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drdaytimetelly January 18 2012, 19:51:44 UTC
Uh, of course I'm alright. Never better, babe.

[....Marco probably doesn't say babe either. :|]

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i_neverchose January 18 2012, 20:01:54 UTC
I am sorry, who are you talking to, I know you were not calling me babe.

[She knows. At least, he never has to her, and she would have remembered stepping on his foot if he had.]

When was the last time you saw a physician? You seem to be, different. Are you sure you are not feverish?

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drdaytimetelly January 18 2012, 20:05:03 UTC
Did you hit your head or something? I told you, I'm fine.

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i_neverchose January 18 2012, 20:15:41 UTC
You know, that must be it. I hit must have hit my head, because your prattishness is making Arthur look like a saint. That's it, or perhaps I have a fever and I am going mad and having dreams of you being a clotpole.

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drdaytimetelly January 18 2012, 22:13:12 UTC
[lol, John doesn't know who Arthur is.]

Hey, I've always been like this. Maybe the problem is you. Maybe you've gotten your ye olde panties in a bunch.

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i_neverchose January 18 2012, 22:49:16 UTC
[lol. Morgana although the statement is true, it's also a wee bit of a test.]

No, you are being particularly prattish, going far above the call of duty you have taken upon yourself. Listen here, 'Marco', I will have you know that, getting my panties in a bunch as you so call it, would be rather difficult. Perhaps you should check on your own bunching panties.

[There may be confusion on what panties actually are. She has done limited research (and it startled her)]

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drdaytimetelly January 22 2012, 01:02:26 UTC
Why? Are you wearing steel underpants?

[Classy as always.]

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i_neverchose January 24 2012, 23:17:56 UTC
No, I am not.

But keep this going, and I will show you what I do have that is made of steel.

[Keep being class he'll get stabbed, again. LOL.]

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drdaytimetelly January 25 2012, 16:06:57 UTC
Yeah, yeah. Big talk.

Maybe you should just calm down.

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i_neverchose January 25 2012, 19:22:00 UTC
Big talk? [twitch. blood vein bursts]

Why do men always say calm down? It never works. Marco, whoever you are, I will discover what sorcery this is. And then I will end you.

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drdaytimetelly January 26 2012, 06:22:15 UTC
Woah, woah, whoever I am? I'm Marco, you know me.

[SCOFF.] But I'd like to see you try.

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i_neverchose January 27 2012, 15:55:57 UTC
You may be some sort, or part of him, but you are not Marco.

[laser burning GLARE} Marco knows better than to doubt what I can do.

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