Dec 20, 2011 18:22
[Maxim is very awkward, and wearing not just a terrible eighties suit, but an eighties Soviet suit. He adjusts his tie and talks softly.]
I've been watching this for a while and... I don't know what to think. I was trying to work out where I am and what brought me here without having to ask self-evident questions.
Unfortunately, none of them seem to be self-evident, so... I better introduce myself and try to explain. I'm Maxim, from Moscow. I'm an accountant for the City Council, which is very exciting, I am fully aware.
I would still quite like to go home. I have to meet my girlfriend. Does anyone know how to get out of this place?
Would anyone like to punch me and wake me up, as I'm wondering if I'm just having the strangest nightmare.
Tovarasha, are you alright?
! fissure-affected,
maxim