I have been threatened with instant, painful death by Kikei, who was threatened by pandoraculpa, who was threatened by thunderemerald, who was threatened by... someone... here goes!
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Fabio
2. Fabio
3. Fabio Paolo (which my crazy childhood friend Francesca insists on)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. fpb
2. Fabio P.Barbieri
3. fpbarbieri
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I’m a good writer
2. I'm curious and quick to learn
3. Well, nobody is going to believe the third, so forget it.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Temper
2. Fat
3. Laziness
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Milan
2. Rome
3. Ferrara (there is a lot more where those came from, but the quiz says three...)
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. writer’s block
2. heights
3. people who wilfully distort their own perceptions
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. email
2. reading matter
3. coffee
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. smashed-up pair of cloth shoes I use as house slippers
2. battered jeans
3. battered t-shirt (can you see a pattern here?)
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS OR ARTISTS:
1. Bruce Springsteen
2. Bob Dylan
3. Francesco Guccini
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Friends in low places - Garth Brooks
2. The birthday of a King - Judy Garland
3. Sealed with a kiss - Greg Hyland
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Go back to learning the piano
2. Ditto Sanskrit
3. Start on a few new languages
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Debbie
2. Debbie
3. Debbie
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. Being born Italian increases your chances of having a good eye for art
2. Being born Italian sensibilizes you to tragedy
3. Background does not matter
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Voice
2. gentle character
3. inner strength
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO:
1. Lie about someone's writing or artwork if it is bad
2. Remember to hate people, even when you should
3. Accept the legitimacy of murder
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Singing
2. Writing
3. Walking
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Make a lot of money.
2. Buy an electronic (musical) keyboard
3. Get some work DONE for a change, you lazy so-and-so!
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING:
1. Historian
2. Historian
3. Historian
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Venice
2. Germany
3. Central/South France
THREE KIDS NAMES:
1. Francesco
2. Vittoria
3. Debora
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Complete my research plans
2. Meet Debbie again (fat chance!)
3. Convert a certain person to Catholicism (fat, thunderous, hippopotamus-like chance!)
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
1. Jennilee
2. Thepreciouss
3. rfachir