I just found out that I have been satirized - in the most elegant, witty and downright hilarious manner imaginable. I cannot commend the author,
mina_de_malfois, enough. The only problem is that it will only be fully understood and enjoyed by those who have been reading me for years. Nevertheless, if you want a good old-fashioned belly laugh, have a try:
http://mina-de-malfois.livejournal.com/9383.html. As for me, by the third paragraph of a certain character's outpourings, I was laughing out loud with tears running down my face.