I was really hoping for Irenaeus of Lyons....
You’re Tertullian!
You possess many gifts, but patience isn’t one of them. You’re tough on yourself - and on others. You’re independent, too, and you don’t like to be told what to do. You wish the Church would be a little tighter in discipline. As for the pagans, you’ve pretty much written them off. Sometimes you think the Church would be a better place if you were in charge.
Find out which Church Father you are at The Way of the Fathers!