but i decided to cyber jason
[03:27] Fozzy the Muppet: wtf are you doing awake with no wow?
[03:27] flyingpsychopath: i dunno
[03:27] flyingpsychopath: photoshop
[03:29] Fozzy the Muppet: wanna cyber?
[03:30] flyingpsychopath: shur
[03:30] Fozzy the Muppet: k i pull out penis
[03:30] Fozzy the Muppet: go
[03:30] Fozzy the Muppet: I SAID GO
[03:30] flyingpsychopath: haha
[03:30] flyingpsychopath: uh
[03:30] flyingpsychopath: i put on my robe and wizard hat?
[03:31] Fozzy the Muppet: i make a reference suggesting you to see the new "bee" movie
[03:31] flyingpsychopath: i laugh, stating my enjoyment of the jerry sienfeld standups
[03:32] Fozzy the Muppet: i make a statement stating how sienfelds humor isnt as funny as a bee, but renee zellweger can touch my balls
[03:32] flyingpsychopath:
http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2007/11/doc-datamancers.html[03:32] flyingpsychopath: i ask for one of those
[03:33] Fozzy the Muppet: i acknowledge your nerdyness and reflect on how it relates to your penis size
[03:33] flyingpsychopath: i marvel at how you could not be completely amazed by the awesomeness of the aforementioned link
[03:34] Fozzy the Muppet: i question why you spend your time looking at "curb your enthusiam" videos and fap to his wife.
[03:34] flyingpsychopath: i question how you could not think shes hot, and point out that sara silverman is alo
[03:35] Fozzy the Muppet: i instantly realize my penis inverted because of the though of sara silvermans eyebrows and how they strangely replicate the pelt that covers my genitals
[03:35] flyingpsychopath: i begin to search the internet for a pic of sara silverman, hoping to arose myself
[03:36] Fozzy the Muppet: i suggest you google image search splash mountain, as if the brambles are of equal attractiveness
[03:36] flyingpsychopath: i wonder why you would mention splash mountain, regardless of the fact that it is my favorite ride
[03:36] Fozzy the Muppet: i state my reason being that i'd rather shove my penis inside of those brambles than sara silverman
[03:37] flyingpsychopath: i disregard the momentary lapse in continuity and return to the woefully un-arousing cyber session
[03:37] flyingpsychopath: and furthermore conceed that finding an attractive picture is challenging
[03:38] Fozzy the Muppet: i question your motiv to type "sara silverman" while searching for an attractive picture; which is easily remedied by typing "gwen stefani"
[03:40] flyingpsychopath: i grow weary of procuring clever ways of speaking in third person possesive, or whatever the hell narrative this is
[03:41] Fozzy the Muppet: i reasure you that yes your penis size is under average, however this conversations is much more funny than jerry seinfeld or a rock; both of equal value.
[03:41] flyingpsychopath: i cry myself to sleep
[03:41] Fozzy the Muppet: i jiz on your sleeping body
[03:41] Fozzy the Muppet: END