Cthulhu...
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). Last week, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). Yesterday, I sacrificed goddessness to Cthulhu (500 points). In September, I stopped goddessness from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In February, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In May, I fed junkiemajortom to a Shoggoth (250 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-410 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.
Your humble and obedient servant,
foz_alive
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I'm sorry about that, guys. No hard feelings eh?