HOME OMG.
Guess who's home back in Konoha, Mofos?!
Yeah We're back from our trip to Wave. I had such a blast there, like you don't even know. I'm also really glad to be back home as well though. I can start getting caught up with everyone and brighten this place up. Everyone seems bored or emo so I'm determined to make this a bit more cheery. So Sasuke and I are going to be throwing that costume party for sure. There is no theme or such like that so come dressed up as whatever you want. Probably next weekend, maybe the weekend after that.
And that's cause I have so much school work to catch up on... Specially Chemistry class. I'm going to ask Kurenai-sensei if I can do an extra-credit for something maybe. Yeah, sure I skip that class a lot and bitch about it, but it would be really nice to pass.
Hope the bakery didn't go under without me. I didn't even tell the Coffee House that I left, so I'll probably be fired, if I'm not already. Really, I don't care that much since I was starting to hate it there anyway. I think the Manager hated me anyway.
I'm also really itching to do something bad. It's been so long since I've pulled a crazy ass prank. Watch out school, cause I'm so going to be a brat for a while. Who wants to help out?
Now off to make up ideas for kick ass costumes. Remember people, costumes for all you better show up! Show up and have a good time for once without someone going home in tears. I swear I'll beat the shit out of you with happy sticks if anyone cries again. Don't think I could handle it if I saw more tears, you know?
[Private] It's mushy, but I feel so attached. Stuff we say to each other never gets heard by anyone else. There is this connection I can't explain. Who would have ever thought I would be so incredibly in tune with him? I know every click and turn about him. I love feeling so connected with someone. It's great to feel like this, and I don't think I can ever feel like this with anyone else. There is something that binds me to him and I'm happy to be bound.[/Private]
Naruto sat in the passenger seat, watching the scenes go by. They'd be out of Wave soon, and on the open road back to Konoha. He was a little sad their trip was already over, but also very giddy to see home again.
Sasuke peered at the blonde from the corner of his eye. The boy was so quiet.
".... What's with you dobe."
At Sasuke's voice, he turned and grinned at him. "What's with what? I'm fine. Maybe a little bored." He said honestly.
"Bored?"
"Car rides are boring." He said simply. And with that, he pulled out two pens from his bag sitting at his feet and began to drum them on the dashboard.
Sasuke scowled. "You're such a kid."
"You're such an old man!" He shot back equally. He then tried to stick one of the pens in Sasuke's hair.
Sasuke ducked while keeping his eyes on the road.
"Yeah right, and it's your fault I'm turning into a pedophile now."
Naruto laughed at that and took the lid off one of his pens. With a evil grin, he tried to draw something on Sasuke's face.
Sasuke twitched when the pen edged closer and leaned away to avoid the deadly tip.
Quickly, he managed to draw a nice little blue heart on Sasuke's cheek. He pulled back and snickered.
Sasuke growled, freeing a hand off the steering wheel and rubbed at his cheek in an attempt to get the mark off.
He put the lid back on his pen with a triumphant look on his face. "There. Maybe that will make you less of an old man." He teased.
Sasuke scowled.
"It probably makes me a gay old man. You trying to turn me into Michael Jackson dobe?"
"oh my god, what did you just say?!" Naruto burst out laughing, holding his gut from laughing so hard.
Sasuke braked, scowling even more.
"Shut up dobe."
Unfazed, Naruto continued to laugh. When he looked at Sasuke and saw the partly smooshed blue heart on his cheek he only laughed harder. It was way to amusing.
Sasuke leaned over his seat, and balancing himself with one arm against the door, he took hold of one of the markers in Naruto's lap and made 2 quick spirals on each cheek. He leaned back and smirked, still rubbing off the little mark.
Naruto gasped dramatically when Sasuke drew the spirals on his face. "I'm Chouji now!?" He yelped, grinning wildly. He grabbed the other pen from his lap and took the lid off, aiming for Sasuke's face. "I'm going to draw a smile on your face so you can't scowl or pout!" And he lunged, chuckling all the while.
Sasuke caught Naruto's wrists swiftly and in a moment of self reflex, struggled to pin him down onto the passenger seat and unarmed Naruto.
"Dobe..."
"I won't be defeated so easily!" Naruto said playfully, and fought against Sasuke's hands holding his wrists and continued to try and draw whatever he could, on what he could reach.
Sasuke ducked, and the marker brushed against his neck, making small random marks. He tightened his hold on Naruto's wrist, attempting to make him let go of the marker
With a cry, Naruto pulled his hand free and pushed Sasuke back. He crawled up a little and managed to draw more random lines on Sasuke. The same foxy grin was on his face, and he laughed playfully.
Sasuke frowned. He snatched the marker from Naruto and pinned him down tight, literall sitting on him. Then he leaned over Naruto's neck and scribbled something on the joint where neck met shoulder
"Ahhh!" Naruto yelped, getting pinned down. He gasped when his marker was stolen. "What are you writting?!" He tried to stuggle free.
Sasuke held Naruto still. "Shut up and wait dobe." His whispering tickled Naruto's ear, much like the soft brushing of the marker tip against his neck.
Naruto laughed at the tickling breath on his ear. He struggled and squirmed, still trying to get Sasuke off him. "But what are you writing!? Stop! It tickles!" He laughed.
Sasuke finished his piece of work and blew lightly to dry the marker so Naruto wouldn't be able to rub it off immediately. He smirked.
"There. All done."
"Oh god, what did you write?!" He pushed at Sasuke and pulled down the overhead flap and looked in the mirror. He gasped.
yumizuseki: ((there's a little uchiwa with the words MINE))
Naruto laughed at the sight he saw and punched Sasuke lightly in the arm. "Yeah. That's mature, teme!" He said lamely and continued to laugh.
"I don't care." Sasuke grabbed Naruto in his arms and held him. "It's the truth."
He shook his head fondly, and leaned into Sasuke holding him. "You're a dork." He teased, moving to nip Sasuke.
"As much as you are." Sasuke looked back boredly at Naruto
Naruto clutched Sasuke and bit him hard.
Sasuke flinched and glared.
Naruto finally pulled back from his bite and licked the bite mark. He looked up and grinned at Sasuke, "Hey, I had to brand you somehow too! Don't glare at me!"
Sasuke leaned over and bit on Naruto's skin softly, worrying over it till a mark appeared.
"You could have done it without the pain dobe." He smirked and fingered the new hickey
Naruto enjoyed the feeling of the hickey and chuckled. "I didn't wanna wait long." When Sasuke was done, he leaned in to give Sasuke a hickery as well.
Sasuke pet Naruto's hair.
"I'd say more that you're a masochist dobe."
He sucked gently and then looked up at Sasuke. "Masochist? Then you're so a sadist." He said, with a foxy grin.
Sasuke nudged at Naruto. "You seem to be both usurantonkachi"
"Both?" Naruto tapped his chin in thought. "Yeah, then I guess it works out well, teme." He snickered.
Sasuke bit on the blonde's ear.
"Admitting that opens up alot of options dobe..."
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "You are a sadist. Aren't you?" He snickered again.
Sasuke didn't reply, biting slowly down his neck.
Naruto let out a half yelp and shivered at the bite. He let Sasuke bite him till he reached and tugged lightly on Sasuke's ear. He leaned in himself and nipped at it before chuckling. Both could play at the nip and tease game.
Sasuke squirmed a little from the biting before trailing away from his path to nip at the edge of Naruto's mouth.
At the nip near his lips, Naruto moved to nip Sasuke's lower lip, and gently sucked on it before kissing him.
Sasuke opened his mouth to return the kiss, biting softly where he could, not willing to end the kiss
Naruto opened his nouth and kissed back egarly, holding tightly to Sasuke. His hand reached up to run his fingers across Sasuke's ear lightly, before tugging.
Sasuke groaned softly into Naruto's mouth, his hands wandering down the blonde's back.
Naruto pulled back gently for air. "You know..." He panted. "We aren't going to be getting home at this rate." He chuckled and started to nibble at Sasuke's lips again.
"It doesn't look like you mind that much dobe." Sasuke murmured against Naruto's lips. He gave Naruto a deep kiss before pulling away. "But I'm not about to screw you in the middle of nowhere." He eased back into the driver's seat and buckled up, as if nothing happened.
Naruto settled back into his seat as well, pulling his seat belt on. He still chuckled lightly. "That sounds like a deal. Let's go home."
Sasuke eyed Naruto. "You seem so eager to get home suddenly."
"I miss home." He said simply. But then had to hold a snerk in, cause he looked at the smudged heart on Sasuke's face again. As well as all the marker lines all over the place. "Hey, but I still loved hanging with just you these last few weeks." He grinned.
"That's comforting to hear." Sasuke muttered sarcastically.
"What's that suppose to mean?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.
Sasuke looked away.
Naruto tilted his head. "What's wrong, teme?"
Sasuke kept his eyes on the road.
He furrowed his eyebrows. "Sasukeeeee, what are you thinking?" He asked again, "Answer me, teme?"
"nothing." Sasuke concentrated on driving.
"Tell me what it is, Sasuke!" He whined, reaching out to pinch Sasuke.
Sasuke flinched.
"...It's nothing."
Naruto huffed. "...Okay. If you say so." He looked warily at Sasuke and then shrugged, kicking back to enjoy the car ride.
Sasuke freed a hand to mess Naruto's hair.
"Don't think so much dobe."
He pouted and swatted Sasuke's hand away to fix his hair. "Whatever~" He shrugged and opened the window and stuck his hand out to feel the wind.
*Hours later of driving, outbursts of song and kisses to shut singers up*
They arrived fairly late and Naruto bolted for the front door and flung it open. "Home~!"
Sasuke dragged in his bags.
"Dobe. You don't want to have another repeat of the door fixing episode do you?"
Naruto dropped his bag to the floor easily. "What? ....oh yeah!" He grinned. "Why did that door break that one time? I can't remember."
Sasuke shrugged.
"You guys partied in my house without me being there. How the hell would I know why it broke?"
Naruto snerked. "...Oh god, I remember now. That was a funny night." He snickered lightly and picked up his bag again, heading for the stairs. "Holy hell, it's great to be home!"
Sasuke shut the door and followed.
"I swear you won't get out alive if you break any more of my house."
Naruto shrugged and continued to grin. "Hey, half the time it isn't me breaking stuff! I can't help the others."
"Just a warning dobe."
He opened the door to the bedroom and dropped his bag. He instantly dived for the bed and flopped down. "I can only say I will try not to break stuff. Which reminds me can, we have a costume party?" He asked.
Sasuke sighed.
"Even if I said no, you would do it wouldn't you?" He proceeded to unpack.
"Of course!" Naruto laughed. "From the online world, everyone is either bored out of their minds or being really emo. So I say we throw a costume party to liven things up. But I'm going to beat people with happy sticks if they go depressed on me."
Sasuke mumbled something incoherent as he placed back his clothes neatly into the wardrobe
Naruto got up from the bed and jumped over to Sasuke, attaching himself to Sasuke's back and wrapping his arms around his waist. "And costumes are fun. Remember last time? It'll totally rock again." He laughed.
"..........wearing a costume" Sasuke mumbled as he put his own hands on Naruto's wrapped around his waist.
Naruto nodded, rubbing his cheek against Sasuke's shoulder. "Yup. I wonder what I should dress up as this time around."
Sasuke turned to pull Naruto into an embrace.
"I'm not gonna wear a costume."
Naruto growled lightly, expecting that. He hugged back and said, "Yes you are. Don't make me force you into the bunny outfit." He chuckled.
Sasuke growled back. "If you do that you'll end up the one with the bunny ears."
"Oh come on~!" Naruto whined, looking at Sasuke. "Dress up with me. It was fun, just like last time!!"
"... the last time wasn't fun at all if I recall" Sasuke pinched his eyebrows together
Naruto reached up and pinched Sasuke's eyebrow. "Parts were. That was the day you asked me to move in with you." He grinned.
Sasuke leaned forward and nuzzled Naruto's cheek, pulling him closer.
"That was the day after, dobe."
"But still in the general time of that party~ It was cause you were jealous at the party if I do recall." He snickered and nuzzled back.
Sasuke let his hands wandered further down.
"I couldn't help it. Everyone seemed to be after my piece of meat."
He groped Naruto's ass for emphasis.
He yelped lightly at the grope and nipped Sasuke in retaliation. "Meat? When have I become meat?" Naruto frowned, slightly insulted.
"Since I started eating you up dobe."
Sasuke gave a small grin and bit at Naruto's neck.
"And if I recall, you were jealous that night too."
Naruto scoffed and let out a laugh at Sasuke's comment. He licked Sasuke's ear quickly before shaking his head. "I wasn't jealous." He denied.
"Hn. So I assume it's still ok to let Inuzuka latch his mouth to my neck?" Sasuke continued groping what he could get his hands on.
"No it's not and it was never ok!" Naruto said automatically, his mouth running off quickly. Realizing that Sasuke led him into that one he pouted and growled.
Sasuke gave a small smile and pecked his lips.
"That's nice to hear."
A small embarrassed flush grew on his cheeks. "Bastard."
Sasuke stared long at the embarrassed Naruto, arms still wrapped around him.
Naruto let you a huff and leaned his forehead on Sasuke's. "So I was. That's cause stupid Kiba was being a jerk that night. But that's not the point!" He said quickly, "Let's dress up again and not let someone suck on your neck that isn't me."
"So they can do other things to me?" Raised eyebrow.
Naruto growled and hit Sasuke. "No! They can't do anything!" He clutched Sasuke poessesively.
Sasuke gave a light chuckle.
"And no one's allowed to do anything to you either, you hear? Dobe?"
He caught Naruto's fist and brought it to his lips.
He blinked when Sasuke kissed his hand and gave a foxy smile. "Well that was mushy in it's own odd way. I'm so proud." He teased.
Sasuke scowled.
"Well then I'm not doing it again."
Naruto leaned in and kissed the scowling lips. "Why not? If I agree to not letting people do things to me, but only you, will you?" He grinned.
Sasuke scowled even more. "If you know how I feel about you, why would I need to do it again?"
His cheeks tinted a little red.
"Cause I like hearing it from time to time, you know." He said simply, kissing Sasuke's lips lightly again. "It's reassuring."
"It's reassuring when you show the occasional possessiveness too dobe." He licked Naruto's lips, coaxing him to open up.
"You want me to be a possesive bastard like you?" To show he agreed he would, he clutched Sasuke tightly again and kissed Sasuke, opening his mouth.
"It shows you care dobe." He murmured before returning the kiss roughly, stroking and exploring the inside of Naruto's mouth.
He kissed back egarly and made a satisfied noise. He pulled back a little from the kiss and smiled. "So it's a fair fair deal. From both sides, ne? You just want me to cling stubbornly to you whenever anyone is around?"
"...I'm not forcing you... but.." He rested his head on Naruto's shoulder.
"How would you like it if I let some girl flash me?"
He squeezed Sasuke and growled for his answer. "I think I would refrain myself from beating her up. I have a hard enough time kicking the girls away from you, right now, you know..." He hugged Sasuke tightly.
"Hn, not that you get to see me with any other girl" He shrugged. The dobe was so dense. He still wasn't getting what he was unhappy about.
"I don't want to see you with anyone else." Naruto said, frowning.
"Just like I don't with you" Sasuke hugged Naruto harder.
Naruto buried his face in Sasuke's neck, smiling happily. He would say something about belonging to each other but Sasuke would tease him about that. He paused, and then looked at Sasuke. "So. Let's dress up." He said, changing back to the main topic Sasuke had veered him off of.
Sasuke scowled. "No."
"Please?!" Naruto said with wide eyes.
"NO."
"WHY NOT."
"Because." Sasuke glared.
"Cause why? Don't wanna dress up with me??" He gave a fake pout.
"I don't dress up. Period."
"Yes you do." He said lamely.
"I don't."
Naruto pulled himself from Sasuke and jumped onto the bed. "Kay fine, I'll just go dress up all on my lonesome at the party and dance around when I get drunk."
Sasuke scowled. "Fine just don't go anywhere near Hinata or Inuzuka."
"Then I'll start dancing on the table~ And ripping my costume off~" He listed, trying to get Sasuke irritated.
"Then I'll just have to kick everyone out and have my own private party then" Sasuke retorted, not giving in.
Naruto huffed. "And I'll run outside and dance~ and then go someplace crazy~ and the you know, dance with some person...or something."
Sasuke growled. "Then Konoha will just have to deal with another homocidal murderer on the loose."
"Or we could save all the people dying if you come dress up with me." He grinned.
"I'm not doing it." Sasuke said stubbornly.
"Maaaahhh~!!" Naruto whined. "What can I do to convince you to dress up with me? This is just like last time!" He glared.
"I didn't want to the last time either" He growled.
"But we matched!" Naruto yelped, crossing his arms.
"Why do you care whether I dress up or not?" Sasuke gave a killer glare.
"BECAUSE~ It's lame if you don't and I like it when you dress up and we have to be cooler then everyone else and if you're the only one not dressed up you'll feel silly, duh." Naruto glared back.
"I don't feel silly. I'm fine as myself." Sasuke looked back defiantly.
"Stop sounding like you have a costume fetish."
Naruto grabbed a pillow and chucked it at Sasuke. "Take that!" He crossed his arms and growled. "I don't have a costume fetish." He thought for a moment, think of ways he could get sasuke to dress up. "...What if you decide the costumes then?" He tried.
"...I'm not wearing any costume." Sasuke clutched the pillow.
"I'll just out-costume you then. Be so much cooler." He said lamely, falling back on the bed.
Sasuke rolled over, still clutching the pillow.
"Whatever."
Naruto growled and jumped up from the bed. He decided to take out the big guns. "Fine, don't dress up! No sex for a month!" He shouted and bolted from the room.
Sasuke faltered and got up from the bed.
"Wa-" But Naruto was already gone.
"Hn." He flopped back on the bed. Damn. No sex for a month.
When Sasuke didn't say anything or chase him out of the room, Naruto sighed loudly and growled. This was a tough one. He ran downstairs and flopped down on the couch.
Sasuke trudged around the house looking for Naruto, until he saw the dobe on the couch downstairs with his hand over his eyes.
Naruto pretended he was asleep.
Sasuke loomed over Naruto.
"Dobe?"
Naruto didn't move at the sound of Sasuke voice and continued to pretend he was sleeping.
Scowling, Sasuke straddled the sitting Naruto and sat on his lap.
Leaning over, he whispered into the blonde's ear. "Dobe?"
Naruto snapped his eyes open and hit Sasuke. "No touching! Off!"
Sasuke reacted fast and clutched to his wrists.
"I'm just sitting on you dobe."
Naruto only pouted.
Sasuke only looked back blankly.
"........... If I don't like it I won't wear it you hear?" He looked at the space beside Naruto.
"That's why you can choose this time." He said simply.
"...Then I'll choose nothing."
"But- but no~!" He whined. "I want to dress up and you dress up too!"
"So either you choose or nothing at all"
"I can choose anything?" He asked.
".... It depends whether I like it or not." Sasuke has his mouth in a firm line.
Naruto gave a foxy grin. "But you will dress up when I pick something out then?"
"I'm not promising anything" He glared back.
"Damn." He said, but then leaned in, "At least it;s better then you saying you're not going to at all."
Sasuke scowled.
"I demand compensation for sacrificing myself like that."
"Compensation? Like what?"
"Use your imagination dobe"
Naruto raised an eyebrow and shrugged a little.
Sasuke returned the raised eyebrow.
"And you used to pride yourself as a creative prankster. Getting boring in your old age, Naruto?"
"I'm not old, and I will think of something, shut up!"
Sasuke smirked down at the blonde.
"Well if you're changing your mind about the costume thing, I'll be more than glad to comply"
"I'm not changing my mind, bastard. You will dress up." He glared.
Yeah We're back from our trip to Wave. I had such a blast there, like you don't even know. I'm also really glad to be back home as well though. I can start getting caught up with everyone and brighten this place up. Everyone seems bored or emo so I'm determined to make this a bit more cheery. So Sasuke and I are going to be throwing that costume party for sure. There is no theme or such like that so come dressed up as whatever you want. Probably next weekend, maybe the weekend after that.
And that's cause I have so much school work to catch up on... Specially Chemistry class. I'm going to ask Kurenai-sensei if I can do an extra-credit for something maybe. Yeah, sure I skip that class a lot and bitch about it, but it would be really nice to pass.
Hope the bakery didn't go under without me. I didn't even tell the Coffee House that I left, so I'll probably be fired, if I'm not already. Really, I don't care that much since I was starting to hate it there anyway. I think the Manager hated me anyway.
I'm also really itching to do something bad. It's been so long since I've pulled a crazy ass prank. Watch out school, cause I'm so going to be a brat for a while. Who wants to help out?
Now off to make up ideas for kick ass costumes. Remember people, costumes for all you better show up! Show up and have a good time for once without someone going home in tears. I swear I'll beat the shit out of you with happy sticks if anyone cries again. Don't think I could handle it if I saw more tears, you know?
[Private] It's mushy, but I feel so attached. Stuff we say to each other never gets heard by anyone else. There is this connection I can't explain. Who would have ever thought I would be so incredibly in tune with him? I know every click and turn about him. I love feeling so connected with someone. It's great to feel like this, and I don't think I can ever feel like this with anyone else. There is something that binds me to him and I'm happy to be bound.[/Private]
Naruto sat in the passenger seat, watching the scenes go by. They'd be out of Wave soon, and on the open road back to Konoha. He was a little sad their trip was already over, but also very giddy to see home again.
Sasuke peered at the blonde from the corner of his eye. The boy was so quiet.
".... What's with you dobe."
At Sasuke's voice, he turned and grinned at him. "What's with what? I'm fine. Maybe a little bored." He said honestly.
"Bored?"
"Car rides are boring." He said simply. And with that, he pulled out two pens from his bag sitting at his feet and began to drum them on the dashboard.
Sasuke scowled. "You're such a kid."
"You're such an old man!" He shot back equally. He then tried to stick one of the pens in Sasuke's hair.
Sasuke ducked while keeping his eyes on the road.
"Yeah right, and it's your fault I'm turning into a pedophile now."
Naruto laughed at that and took the lid off one of his pens. With a evil grin, he tried to draw something on Sasuke's face.
Sasuke twitched when the pen edged closer and leaned away to avoid the deadly tip.
Quickly, he managed to draw a nice little blue heart on Sasuke's cheek. He pulled back and snickered.
Sasuke growled, freeing a hand off the steering wheel and rubbed at his cheek in an attempt to get the mark off.
He put the lid back on his pen with a triumphant look on his face. "There. Maybe that will make you less of an old man." He teased.
Sasuke scowled.
"It probably makes me a gay old man. You trying to turn me into Michael Jackson dobe?"
"oh my god, what did you just say?!" Naruto burst out laughing, holding his gut from laughing so hard.
Sasuke braked, scowling even more.
"Shut up dobe."
Unfazed, Naruto continued to laugh. When he looked at Sasuke and saw the partly smooshed blue heart on his cheek he only laughed harder. It was way to amusing.
Sasuke leaned over his seat, and balancing himself with one arm against the door, he took hold of one of the markers in Naruto's lap and made 2 quick spirals on each cheek. He leaned back and smirked, still rubbing off the little mark.
Naruto gasped dramatically when Sasuke drew the spirals on his face. "I'm Chouji now!?" He yelped, grinning wildly. He grabbed the other pen from his lap and took the lid off, aiming for Sasuke's face. "I'm going to draw a smile on your face so you can't scowl or pout!" And he lunged, chuckling all the while.
Sasuke caught Naruto's wrists swiftly and in a moment of self reflex, struggled to pin him down onto the passenger seat and unarmed Naruto.
"Dobe..."
"I won't be defeated so easily!" Naruto said playfully, and fought against Sasuke's hands holding his wrists and continued to try and draw whatever he could, on what he could reach.
Sasuke ducked, and the marker brushed against his neck, making small random marks. He tightened his hold on Naruto's wrist, attempting to make him let go of the marker
With a cry, Naruto pulled his hand free and pushed Sasuke back. He crawled up a little and managed to draw more random lines on Sasuke. The same foxy grin was on his face, and he laughed playfully.
Sasuke frowned. He snatched the marker from Naruto and pinned him down tight, literall sitting on him. Then he leaned over Naruto's neck and scribbled something on the joint where neck met shoulder
"Ahhh!" Naruto yelped, getting pinned down. He gasped when his marker was stolen. "What are you writting?!" He tried to stuggle free.
Sasuke held Naruto still. "Shut up and wait dobe." His whispering tickled Naruto's ear, much like the soft brushing of the marker tip against his neck.
Naruto laughed at the tickling breath on his ear. He struggled and squirmed, still trying to get Sasuke off him. "But what are you writing!? Stop! It tickles!" He laughed.
Sasuke finished his piece of work and blew lightly to dry the marker so Naruto wouldn't be able to rub it off immediately. He smirked.
"There. All done."
"Oh god, what did you write?!" He pushed at Sasuke and pulled down the overhead flap and looked in the mirror. He gasped.
yumizuseki: ((there's a little uchiwa with the words MINE))
Naruto laughed at the sight he saw and punched Sasuke lightly in the arm. "Yeah. That's mature, teme!" He said lamely and continued to laugh.
"I don't care." Sasuke grabbed Naruto in his arms and held him. "It's the truth."
He shook his head fondly, and leaned into Sasuke holding him. "You're a dork." He teased, moving to nip Sasuke.
"As much as you are." Sasuke looked back boredly at Naruto
Naruto clutched Sasuke and bit him hard.
Sasuke flinched and glared.
Naruto finally pulled back from his bite and licked the bite mark. He looked up and grinned at Sasuke, "Hey, I had to brand you somehow too! Don't glare at me!"
Sasuke leaned over and bit on Naruto's skin softly, worrying over it till a mark appeared.
"You could have done it without the pain dobe." He smirked and fingered the new hickey
Naruto enjoyed the feeling of the hickey and chuckled. "I didn't wanna wait long." When Sasuke was done, he leaned in to give Sasuke a hickery as well.
Sasuke pet Naruto's hair.
"I'd say more that you're a masochist dobe."
He sucked gently and then looked up at Sasuke. "Masochist? Then you're so a sadist." He said, with a foxy grin.
Sasuke nudged at Naruto. "You seem to be both usurantonkachi"
"Both?" Naruto tapped his chin in thought. "Yeah, then I guess it works out well, teme." He snickered.
Sasuke bit on the blonde's ear.
"Admitting that opens up alot of options dobe..."
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "You are a sadist. Aren't you?" He snickered again.
Sasuke didn't reply, biting slowly down his neck.
Naruto let out a half yelp and shivered at the bite. He let Sasuke bite him till he reached and tugged lightly on Sasuke's ear. He leaned in himself and nipped at it before chuckling. Both could play at the nip and tease game.
Sasuke squirmed a little from the biting before trailing away from his path to nip at the edge of Naruto's mouth.
At the nip near his lips, Naruto moved to nip Sasuke's lower lip, and gently sucked on it before kissing him.
Sasuke opened his mouth to return the kiss, biting softly where he could, not willing to end the kiss
Naruto opened his nouth and kissed back egarly, holding tightly to Sasuke. His hand reached up to run his fingers across Sasuke's ear lightly, before tugging.
Sasuke groaned softly into Naruto's mouth, his hands wandering down the blonde's back.
Naruto pulled back gently for air. "You know..." He panted. "We aren't going to be getting home at this rate." He chuckled and started to nibble at Sasuke's lips again.
"It doesn't look like you mind that much dobe." Sasuke murmured against Naruto's lips. He gave Naruto a deep kiss before pulling away. "But I'm not about to screw you in the middle of nowhere." He eased back into the driver's seat and buckled up, as if nothing happened.
Naruto settled back into his seat as well, pulling his seat belt on. He still chuckled lightly. "That sounds like a deal. Let's go home."
Sasuke eyed Naruto. "You seem so eager to get home suddenly."
"I miss home." He said simply. But then had to hold a snerk in, cause he looked at the smudged heart on Sasuke's face again. As well as all the marker lines all over the place. "Hey, but I still loved hanging with just you these last few weeks." He grinned.
"That's comforting to hear." Sasuke muttered sarcastically.
"What's that suppose to mean?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.
Sasuke looked away.
Naruto tilted his head. "What's wrong, teme?"
Sasuke kept his eyes on the road.
He furrowed his eyebrows. "Sasukeeeee, what are you thinking?" He asked again, "Answer me, teme?"
"nothing." Sasuke concentrated on driving.
"Tell me what it is, Sasuke!" He whined, reaching out to pinch Sasuke.
Sasuke flinched.
"...It's nothing."
Naruto huffed. "...Okay. If you say so." He looked warily at Sasuke and then shrugged, kicking back to enjoy the car ride.
Sasuke freed a hand to mess Naruto's hair.
"Don't think so much dobe."
He pouted and swatted Sasuke's hand away to fix his hair. "Whatever~" He shrugged and opened the window and stuck his hand out to feel the wind.
*Hours later of driving, outbursts of song and kisses to shut singers up*
They arrived fairly late and Naruto bolted for the front door and flung it open. "Home~!"
Sasuke dragged in his bags.
"Dobe. You don't want to have another repeat of the door fixing episode do you?"
Naruto dropped his bag to the floor easily. "What? ....oh yeah!" He grinned. "Why did that door break that one time? I can't remember."
Sasuke shrugged.
"You guys partied in my house without me being there. How the hell would I know why it broke?"
Naruto snerked. "...Oh god, I remember now. That was a funny night." He snickered lightly and picked up his bag again, heading for the stairs. "Holy hell, it's great to be home!"
Sasuke shut the door and followed.
"I swear you won't get out alive if you break any more of my house."
Naruto shrugged and continued to grin. "Hey, half the time it isn't me breaking stuff! I can't help the others."
"Just a warning dobe."
He opened the door to the bedroom and dropped his bag. He instantly dived for the bed and flopped down. "I can only say I will try not to break stuff. Which reminds me can, we have a costume party?" He asked.
Sasuke sighed.
"Even if I said no, you would do it wouldn't you?" He proceeded to unpack.
"Of course!" Naruto laughed. "From the online world, everyone is either bored out of their minds or being really emo. So I say we throw a costume party to liven things up. But I'm going to beat people with happy sticks if they go depressed on me."
Sasuke mumbled something incoherent as he placed back his clothes neatly into the wardrobe
Naruto got up from the bed and jumped over to Sasuke, attaching himself to Sasuke's back and wrapping his arms around his waist. "And costumes are fun. Remember last time? It'll totally rock again." He laughed.
"..........wearing a costume" Sasuke mumbled as he put his own hands on Naruto's wrapped around his waist.
Naruto nodded, rubbing his cheek against Sasuke's shoulder. "Yup. I wonder what I should dress up as this time around."
Sasuke turned to pull Naruto into an embrace.
"I'm not gonna wear a costume."
Naruto growled lightly, expecting that. He hugged back and said, "Yes you are. Don't make me force you into the bunny outfit." He chuckled.
Sasuke growled back. "If you do that you'll end up the one with the bunny ears."
"Oh come on~!" Naruto whined, looking at Sasuke. "Dress up with me. It was fun, just like last time!!"
"... the last time wasn't fun at all if I recall" Sasuke pinched his eyebrows together
Naruto reached up and pinched Sasuke's eyebrow. "Parts were. That was the day you asked me to move in with you." He grinned.
Sasuke leaned forward and nuzzled Naruto's cheek, pulling him closer.
"That was the day after, dobe."
"But still in the general time of that party~ It was cause you were jealous at the party if I do recall." He snickered and nuzzled back.
Sasuke let his hands wandered further down.
"I couldn't help it. Everyone seemed to be after my piece of meat."
He groped Naruto's ass for emphasis.
He yelped lightly at the grope and nipped Sasuke in retaliation. "Meat? When have I become meat?" Naruto frowned, slightly insulted.
"Since I started eating you up dobe."
Sasuke gave a small grin and bit at Naruto's neck.
"And if I recall, you were jealous that night too."
Naruto scoffed and let out a laugh at Sasuke's comment. He licked Sasuke's ear quickly before shaking his head. "I wasn't jealous." He denied.
"Hn. So I assume it's still ok to let Inuzuka latch his mouth to my neck?" Sasuke continued groping what he could get his hands on.
"No it's not and it was never ok!" Naruto said automatically, his mouth running off quickly. Realizing that Sasuke led him into that one he pouted and growled.
Sasuke gave a small smile and pecked his lips.
"That's nice to hear."
A small embarrassed flush grew on his cheeks. "Bastard."
Sasuke stared long at the embarrassed Naruto, arms still wrapped around him.
Naruto let you a huff and leaned his forehead on Sasuke's. "So I was. That's cause stupid Kiba was being a jerk that night. But that's not the point!" He said quickly, "Let's dress up again and not let someone suck on your neck that isn't me."
"So they can do other things to me?" Raised eyebrow.
Naruto growled and hit Sasuke. "No! They can't do anything!" He clutched Sasuke poessesively.
Sasuke gave a light chuckle.
"And no one's allowed to do anything to you either, you hear? Dobe?"
He caught Naruto's fist and brought it to his lips.
He blinked when Sasuke kissed his hand and gave a foxy smile. "Well that was mushy in it's own odd way. I'm so proud." He teased.
Sasuke scowled.
"Well then I'm not doing it again."
Naruto leaned in and kissed the scowling lips. "Why not? If I agree to not letting people do things to me, but only you, will you?" He grinned.
Sasuke scowled even more. "If you know how I feel about you, why would I need to do it again?"
His cheeks tinted a little red.
"Cause I like hearing it from time to time, you know." He said simply, kissing Sasuke's lips lightly again. "It's reassuring."
"It's reassuring when you show the occasional possessiveness too dobe." He licked Naruto's lips, coaxing him to open up.
"You want me to be a possesive bastard like you?" To show he agreed he would, he clutched Sasuke tightly again and kissed Sasuke, opening his mouth.
"It shows you care dobe." He murmured before returning the kiss roughly, stroking and exploring the inside of Naruto's mouth.
He kissed back egarly and made a satisfied noise. He pulled back a little from the kiss and smiled. "So it's a fair fair deal. From both sides, ne? You just want me to cling stubbornly to you whenever anyone is around?"
"...I'm not forcing you... but.." He rested his head on Naruto's shoulder.
"How would you like it if I let some girl flash me?"
He squeezed Sasuke and growled for his answer. "I think I would refrain myself from beating her up. I have a hard enough time kicking the girls away from you, right now, you know..." He hugged Sasuke tightly.
"Hn, not that you get to see me with any other girl" He shrugged. The dobe was so dense. He still wasn't getting what he was unhappy about.
"I don't want to see you with anyone else." Naruto said, frowning.
"Just like I don't with you" Sasuke hugged Naruto harder.
Naruto buried his face in Sasuke's neck, smiling happily. He would say something about belonging to each other but Sasuke would tease him about that. He paused, and then looked at Sasuke. "So. Let's dress up." He said, changing back to the main topic Sasuke had veered him off of.
Sasuke scowled. "No."
"Please?!" Naruto said with wide eyes.
"NO."
"WHY NOT."
"Because." Sasuke glared.
"Cause why? Don't wanna dress up with me??" He gave a fake pout.
"I don't dress up. Period."
"Yes you do." He said lamely.
"I don't."
Naruto pulled himself from Sasuke and jumped onto the bed. "Kay fine, I'll just go dress up all on my lonesome at the party and dance around when I get drunk."
Sasuke scowled. "Fine just don't go anywhere near Hinata or Inuzuka."
"Then I'll start dancing on the table~ And ripping my costume off~" He listed, trying to get Sasuke irritated.
"Then I'll just have to kick everyone out and have my own private party then" Sasuke retorted, not giving in.
Naruto huffed. "And I'll run outside and dance~ and then go someplace crazy~ and the you know, dance with some person...or something."
Sasuke growled. "Then Konoha will just have to deal with another homocidal murderer on the loose."
"Or we could save all the people dying if you come dress up with me." He grinned.
"I'm not doing it." Sasuke said stubbornly.
"Maaaahhh~!!" Naruto whined. "What can I do to convince you to dress up with me? This is just like last time!" He glared.
"I didn't want to the last time either" He growled.
"But we matched!" Naruto yelped, crossing his arms.
"Why do you care whether I dress up or not?" Sasuke gave a killer glare.
"BECAUSE~ It's lame if you don't and I like it when you dress up and we have to be cooler then everyone else and if you're the only one not dressed up you'll feel silly, duh." Naruto glared back.
"I don't feel silly. I'm fine as myself." Sasuke looked back defiantly.
"Stop sounding like you have a costume fetish."
Naruto grabbed a pillow and chucked it at Sasuke. "Take that!" He crossed his arms and growled. "I don't have a costume fetish." He thought for a moment, think of ways he could get sasuke to dress up. "...What if you decide the costumes then?" He tried.
"...I'm not wearing any costume." Sasuke clutched the pillow.
"I'll just out-costume you then. Be so much cooler." He said lamely, falling back on the bed.
Sasuke rolled over, still clutching the pillow.
"Whatever."
Naruto growled and jumped up from the bed. He decided to take out the big guns. "Fine, don't dress up! No sex for a month!" He shouted and bolted from the room.
Sasuke faltered and got up from the bed.
"Wa-" But Naruto was already gone.
"Hn." He flopped back on the bed. Damn. No sex for a month.
When Sasuke didn't say anything or chase him out of the room, Naruto sighed loudly and growled. This was a tough one. He ran downstairs and flopped down on the couch.
Sasuke trudged around the house looking for Naruto, until he saw the dobe on the couch downstairs with his hand over his eyes.
Naruto pretended he was asleep.
Sasuke loomed over Naruto.
"Dobe?"
Naruto didn't move at the sound of Sasuke voice and continued to pretend he was sleeping.
Scowling, Sasuke straddled the sitting Naruto and sat on his lap.
Leaning over, he whispered into the blonde's ear. "Dobe?"
Naruto snapped his eyes open and hit Sasuke. "No touching! Off!"
Sasuke reacted fast and clutched to his wrists.
"I'm just sitting on you dobe."
Naruto only pouted.
Sasuke only looked back blankly.
"........... If I don't like it I won't wear it you hear?" He looked at the space beside Naruto.
"That's why you can choose this time." He said simply.
"...Then I'll choose nothing."
"But- but no~!" He whined. "I want to dress up and you dress up too!"
"So either you choose or nothing at all"
"I can choose anything?" He asked.
".... It depends whether I like it or not." Sasuke has his mouth in a firm line.
Naruto gave a foxy grin. "But you will dress up when I pick something out then?"
"I'm not promising anything" He glared back.
"Damn." He said, but then leaned in, "At least it;s better then you saying you're not going to at all."
Sasuke scowled.
"I demand compensation for sacrificing myself like that."
"Compensation? Like what?"
"Use your imagination dobe"
Naruto raised an eyebrow and shrugged a little.
Sasuke returned the raised eyebrow.
"And you used to pride yourself as a creative prankster. Getting boring in your old age, Naruto?"
"I'm not old, and I will think of something, shut up!"
Sasuke smirked down at the blonde.
"Well if you're changing your mind about the costume thing, I'll be more than glad to comply"
"I'm not changing my mind, bastard. You will dress up." He glared.