Quiz from Brits thingy!

Aug 02, 2004 23:24

What is your name?: Pascale
Where do you live, and can I eat it?: tucson, um if you insist
Would you rather be excessively hairy, or morbidly obese?: fat cuz i can go to jenny craig or get Lypo baby
Have you ever sodomized a virgin who­re?: wtf?
Would you rather be assraped by the Norse Gods, the Roman Gods, or the Greek: Roman i think
What is your favourite song?: i have no idea
If you could rape the entire population of a country, what one would it be?: New Zealand because Americans are fat and Europeans are hairy
Did you notice the poor grammar in the previous question?: nope
Do you use net slang?: duhhhh who doesnt? its like the thing hahha
Do you have a pen­is or vag­ina?: mmm thats a toughie... jk haha vaginnna!
Have you ever eaten dog food?: no but that was such THE dare in 4th grade
Do you have beastialic, pedophilic or necromantic urges?: oh definatly pedophilic, haha avery and me want this 4 hott 4 year old...
What is your fetish?: PECS bahh
Do you know Jesus? (Y'know, that crazy Mexican?): i dont think so?
Who would you rather sex Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix or Elvis Presley?: KURT COBAIN
Do you have any pets?: yay my kitties!!!! i love them!
Have you done anything dirty with any of your siblings?: how did you know??! jk helll no sicko

When was the last time you...
Masturbated?: never
Ate eggs?: when sera mom cooks them for me.. she like tries to sneak me protien 24 / 7
Kissed someone?: nope not kissing and telling
Had the hiccups?: i dont remember
Had the shits?: huh? whats that
Declared yourself the most metal person in the world?: whats a metal person?
Failed a test?: during schoool
Failed a drug test?: bahahhaha my parents like dont know what they are.. so oblivious i lovvve it
Failed an STD test?: ew stds are gross. never
Told someone that you hated them?: i dont know i do it a lot. but mostly im jk
Vomitted?: ew a while ago
Went to a different country?: I went to Australia with avery like a month and half ago

What comes to mind when you hear the word...
GC.: good charlotte
Vene.: pene that yumma pasta
Neo.: pets
Tera.: reid
Jolty.: jello?
Porn.: wooo hoooo!
Jew.: JCC yay!!!!
Newfie.: i dont know what that is.. some wierd alien i think of
Swede.: ish people
Charmander.: pokemon!
Canada.: aboot eh?
Bush.: sucks at life
Woodpecker.: haha pecker hahha
Pussycat.: yay my mom calls my kitties that lol
Blow.: job! ahaha
Cat.: yay! blue and ladie face
Dog.: ew lauras mangie beast tess
Asshole.: way too many...
Flames.: the 9th gate...
Goth.: wierd people
Dark.: scarrry
Tranquillity.: by myselllf
Molesturbate.: haha molest and masturbate... trickkky
Fart.: ew
Bart.: simpson I LOVE THE SIMPSONS!
Panty-Liner.: yuck bloods sickening
Titanic.: JACK IM FLYING!!!!!!!
Orange Juice.: those dumb comercials wheret hey just stick the straw in the orange effortlessly but my and avery have to like beat up the stupid orange then shove the straw in violently and it still fails!
Grapefruit.: trees!

Now for some normal questions...
How old are you?: 14
What kind of music do you like?: lots! i like country and rap and rock and pop its crazy as heck
What is your favourite band?: i dont know too many
Would you like to sleep with your favourite band?: that would be awsome!
Would your favourite band like to sleep with you?: i dont know...
Do you want to hurt the maker of this quiz?: kind of.. i just want to know who the heck asks such wierd things! like come on who thinks of these...
Are you a hormonal teenager?: damn right!
Are you a 50 year old pedophile?: yes mam
...I am. What's your phone number?: mmmmm
Are you made out of cheese?: gosh i never thought u would have guessed
Does the word "wallpaper" offend you?: nawww
Have you ever gone bike riding?: ye haw yes! i used to ride a unicycle...
Dyke riding?: HAHAHA not yett.. JK SICK!
Mike riding?: yes mam?
Can I lick you?: ill concider

haha that was fun!
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