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This is a response to an email where I signed as "Rx (I wish I was a prescription drug - I would eat me)":
Oh come on - do you really think I'm going to let that one slide? That's sooo ripe for comment. I don't think I could possibly do justice to that schtick, it's so rich with opportunity. Just for starters, you've got lines like:
"Baby, you are a drug - you get me high all the time."
or
"I'd ask my doctor to prescribe a daily dose of Roxy."
or
"You don't need to be a drug to eat yourself - just double jointed."
I have to get back to work, so I'll leave you with this one:
"Did you hear Dondo had to go into detox? He got addicted to eating Roxycontin."
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So, I write back, signing off with:
RoxyClean, for good for things that are REALLY dirty...
Oh come on - do you really think I'm going to let that one slide? That's sooo ripe for comment. I don't think I could possibly do justice to that schtick, it's so rich with opportunity. Just for starters, you've got lines like:
"Baby, you are a drug - you get me high all the time."
or
"I'd ask my doctor to prescribe a daily dose of Roxy."
or
"You don't need to be a drug to eat yourself - just double jointed."
I have to get back to work, so I'll leave you with this one:
"Did you hear Dondo had to go into detox? He got addicted to eating Roxycontin."
***
So, I write back, signing off with:
RoxyClean, for good for things that are REALLY dirty...