> 079 - borborygmus
Pasta sauce.
I can't believe it.
At least none of the things that I stored for the supposed volcanic eruption will go to waste.
And, well, it could be worse. I'm relieved that everyone is safe. And I hope that everyone remains safe as well. I hope that no one actually ate the marinara sauce? That's unhygienic, you know. Any gastrointestinal diseases afterwards . . . well, better out than in. Just slowly drink some oral rehydration solution-that's eight teaspoons of sugar, one teaspoon of salt, in one liter of water-during the period that you are experiencing diarrhea, and after the periods of vomiting, if you can manage to keep it down. If you can manage it, eat bananas, rice, apples, and/or toast. Some caffeine-free tea will be good to drink as well. If you cannot ingest anything, go to the hospital for possible intravenous rehydration and the proper prescribed antibiotics.
Hmph. We were all played for fools. But like I said . . . it could be worse.
I can't believe it.
At least none of the things that I stored for the supposed volcanic eruption will go to waste.
And, well, it could be worse. I'm relieved that everyone is safe. And I hope that everyone remains safe as well. I hope that no one actually ate the marinara sauce? That's unhygienic, you know. Any gastrointestinal diseases afterwards . . . well, better out than in. Just slowly drink some oral rehydration solution-that's eight teaspoons of sugar, one teaspoon of salt, in one liter of water-during the period that you are experiencing diarrhea, and after the periods of vomiting, if you can manage to keep it down. If you can manage it, eat bananas, rice, apples, and/or toast. Some caffeine-free tea will be good to drink as well. If you cannot ingest anything, go to the hospital for possible intravenous rehydration and the proper prescribed antibiotics.
Hmph. We were all played for fools. But like I said . . . it could be worse.