PROJECT RUNWAY CAN KISS MY FUCKING ASS
Yeah, thank you, addicting weeky television shows, for distracting my friends to the point where they would rather watch you then come celebrate my one and only 18th birthday. I mean, Project Runway! Missing one episode is unheard of and means death! Seriously... It only comes on once a week, while Mike's 18th birthday comes once in his life. What is more important here? Obviously the weekly episode.
Thanks guys. Nice to see how I really line up on your priorities list...UNDER THE TELEVISION.
To all those who DID celebrate with me and took me on a wild surprise...thing... ;Thank you a whole lot. I enjoyed that so much. You made my 18th birthday into what it should be...a fun time spent with real friends. I finally had a memorable birthday. Love you guys!
Thanks guys. Nice to see how I really line up on your priorities list...UNDER THE TELEVISION.
To all those who DID celebrate with me and took me on a wild surprise...thing... ;Thank you a whole lot. I enjoyed that so much. You made my 18th birthday into what it should be...a fun time spent with real friends. I finally had a memorable birthday. Love you guys!