[ LOG ] - Idiot Brigade #3 - What about Thomas!?
Sheena: *leans against the wall, sulking and pawing at his bruised eye*
Hervey: *he stretches as he arrives down at the basement, yawning* Ahh man~
Roy: *quietly reading from a small dictionary - he's learning more words for his Prince persona*
Nash: *already standing in a dark corner of the room, covered by the surrounding shadows*
Sheena: Yo, guys!! *waves Hervey over since he notices him first* Hervey, look! Look! *points at his face* TWO EYES!!
Hervey: .......... *stares stupidly, mid-stretch* You mean, it's getting better already?? *makes his way over to Sheena, totally ignoring Nash*
Sheena: Yeah!! I can totally see out of it now! It's all yellow and purple, but I can SEE!!
Hervey: About time! *he grins and then shows off his ribs* Man, check this out -- I got my ribs healed -- no bruisin' at ALL!!
Sheena: We are untouchable! *high-five?* I'd like to see 'em try it now. And you all were worried!
Hervey: *high-fives!* Hey pal, you were worried too! *and then he stops for a second, awkwardly jabbing his thumb in the direction of Roy and Nash in their corners* Psst, what're they broodin' bout?
j ET enDUROwa (3:14:13 PM): ((Luca is in the room, just hiding in the dark))
j ET enDUROwa (3:14:15 PM): ((.......))
Shujinkou (3:14:17 PM): ((OH MY GOD))
j ET enDUROwa (3:14:18 PM): ((Nash I mean))
Lufia Luf (3:14:22 PM): (( OH MAN ))
Sheena: Yo yo, Roy, *hits Roy on the arm* Did'ya see it?
Nash: *steps out of the corner and interrupts them* Man, you can't believe what it's like bringing breakfast to two of the most loveliest women in Budehuc. *stretches*
Roy: *briefly stops reading and looks up at them both* Wh-what..? What did I see? I didn't see nothin'!
Hervey: *sudden urge to throttle Nash*
Nash: I mean, I've got Lyon on one hand and I have Luserina on the other.
Hervey: Aaaahahaha, Luserina on the other hand, huh? *crosses his arms*
Sheena: *jumps a little at Nash's sudden entrance!* Man, whatEVER. You can't brag over the cushy job!! It's like trying to complain that all that writing you're doing at your fat desk job is making your wrist hurt.
Hervey: I know, man! You ain't doin' a damn thing besides sittin' around doing the girly crap with the girls!
Nash: *decides to poke fun at Sheena* At least your black eye seems to be healing?
Sheena: You know what, it's gotten me a lot of attention with the ladies. I tell 'em that I duked it out with Yuber and they get all "Oh, Sheena! You're so brave!!!"
Roy: So, uh... how is Lyon anyway? ._. *completely forgot about the book now*
Nash: Ha -- *turns over to Roy, who was quiet this whole time* Lyon? Well, she couldn't be any worse. She's been sleeping better lately...
Sheena: Huh. I'd like to come talk to her sometime, but I don't know if that's a good idea if I've got blondie all pissed at us. 'Least he didn't see you, right?
Roy: Yo-you watch her SLEEP?
Hervey: ....... At least he only watched, right?
Nash: ...I wouldn't be too su -- H-huh? It wasn't anything like that. Believe me!
Sheena: ...yo. Let someone else guard for a while.
Roy: *resists the urge to throw his dictionary at Nash* >(
Hervey: ... Yeah, man. Remember what I said about rotating shifts? We gotta' start that crap now.
Sheena: I don't want you all watching ladies sleeping and sniffing their hair or whatever creepy stuff you're doing.
Roy: WHAAAT??
Nash: I know, I know. ...I've just be worried lately. It feels like nobody's made a move yet, you know? It's been too quiet.
Hervey: -- *choke*
Sheena: I DON"T KNOW MAN, that's why someone else should watch 'em for a while! And what are they doing right now, huh?!
Sheena: I don't like the fact that we haven't seen those two since the whole Shebang. If nothing happens soon, we gotta make it happen.
Nash: *shrug* Luserina is probably entertaining her. Just give me tonight, okay?
Hervey: You can have tonight, but Sheena 'n I are gettin' antsy, personally.
Roy: Since when are you two one entity? >:\
Luca: You two can rock-paper-sissor it out if you want.
darmani spirit (3:23:55 PM): ((LUCAAAAA))
j ET enDUROwa (3:23:57 PM): ((......))
Lufia Luf (3:24:00 PM): (( LMAO ))
Lufia Luf (3:24:06 PM): (( YOU GOTTA STOP DOIN' THAT MAN ;; ))
darmani spirit (3:24:08 PM): ((LMFAO))
Lufia Luf (3:24:13 PM): (( Unless you want to SCARE THE CRAP OUTTA US ))
j ET enDUROwa (3:24:15 PM): ((IT'S AN ACCIDENT I'M SO USED TO RPING AS LUCA LATELY))
Sheena: I've got some stuff I want to do, so Hervey can take next watch.
Hervey: Whaat how about Roy takes next watch? *rubs the back of his neck in frustration* I hate taking watch, it's so goddamn boring.
Nash: Y-you were the one who was complaining about it! Geez!
Nash: Make up your mind!
Roy: M-me...? I dunno 'bout that...
Nash: It'll give Roy some time to get snuggly with Luserina.
Hervey: C'mon, Roy, what else're you gonna' be doin'? Running around claiming your innocence?
Sheena: Well, wh---- *sulks*
Roy: I AM doin' stuff!! *just can't say he's the Prince*
Sheena: Yeah man, you said you wanted to do something to help! Go and watch the ladies sometime!! Just don't sit there letting 'em braid your hair or whatever!
Hervey: Yeah, like gettin' crayons stuffed up your nose...
Nash: Well, what's so important that you can't watch over two gorgeous women? -- Wait a second, where were you last week?
Sheena: Man, can't blame a guy for laying low when he's got Luca on his ass.
Roy: I.. I WAS BUSY! Okay?? Stop askin' me what I've been up to!!
Nash: At least give us a heads up, you know? We can't really protect you if we don't know where you are.
Sheena: It's weird that you aren't all antsy to get in on it though!! I felt bad we didn't get you up on the Jailbreak but we couldn't even find you!!
Roy: Well, for my bodyguard, you sure moved on quickly! >:\ *glares at Nash*
Nash: Y-you knew? *innocent smile*
Roy: I was writin' a letter to the Prince, okay? See? I do stuff! Shut up!
Sheena: Guys, guys, I've been thinking. *glances around*
Hervey: Abouuut?
Sheena: I think we should do something so we don't have to worry about bodyguarding anybody anymore.
Hervey: What, like, punch some faces in?
Sheena: Y'know? I'd feel a loooo~t more comfortable if Yuber was back in that cell.
Roy: Hmm... How 'bout we steal that lady's gun from the infirmary and start callin' the shots?
Hervey: ........... Was that a really bad pun? *stares at Roy like wtf*
Sheena: I wanna pay him back for the black eye and Hervey's cracked gut. And-- NO, I'M NOT STEALING A GUN. I have no idea how those things work!!
Nash: Actually, I've been meaning to ask you two something. What exactly happened with Yuber? Did he get away?
Hervey: U-uh, he got teleported away or somethin', didn't he?
Roy: ... You mean we LOST him??
Sheena: *whines* They smell awful and there's powder everywhere!! And I think someone said they talk or something, and that's WEIRD.
Sheena: Yeah, Luc showed up and whizzed him and Luca away.
Hervey: It's a hunk of metal! Metal don't talk!
Nash: ...Luc? Are you telling me we have someone else to worry about? *thinks*
Hervey: ... Well, technically, he saved our asses too. Kinda'. *shrugs, not exactly knowing*
Sheena: Nah man, he saved our asses when things started getting crazy!
Sheena: Dude's surly, but he's just trying to help!
Nash: ...Luc was partners with Yuber a few years ago. I'm not too sure about that.
Hervey: .... Uh Luc was what? *blinks*
Sheena: .... *shrugs* S'not the Luc I know.
Roy: Okay, wait, back up. -- WHY didn't he teleport them into the dungeon if he can do that?!?
Nash: It happened a few years ago... Luc, Yuber, Sarah and Albert... well, let's just say that they did a lot of not-so-nice things.
Hervey: S-Sarah???
Sheena: ....*ruffles his hair* I don't know, man! It was one of those heat-of-the-moment kind of things!!
Sheena: With any luck, Luca got stuck on the bottom of the ocean or something.
Hervey: Ain't that just too much of wishful thinking?
Nash: I believe we're going to have to carefully rethink our plans. If Luc is indeed aiding Yuber, then this could become a bit more painful than I had imagined.
Hervey: I-I hate mages! I hate magic fullstop! *looks kinda' pissed*
Sheena: I'm sure he's not aiding Yuber. *crosses his arms* We just gotta worry about getting Yuber and Luca out of the way and everything'll be alright.
Hervey: Well, we can't exactly do that when we don't know where th'hell they are. I mean, we can scream our lungs out all we want and challenge 'em, but...
Nash: How are you sure about that? Why couldn't he just teleport you guys instead?
Hervey: Nash, man, that Luc guy's workin' in the infirmary, right? Can't be half bad.
Sheena: I bet if we get Yuber back in jail we can just post some of the voluntary guard on it and Luca's a sitting duck!
Roy: ... He teleported me into the girl's baths.
Nash: ...Well, I suppose I have no say in this. I was not there to witness it, after all.
Nash: From personal experience, I believe the more we anger Luca, the happier he gets. He's a bloodthirsty madman.
Hervey: What the heck're we meant to do then? Prance around and give him roses so he gets pissed off?
Roy: Then we're just supposed to kiss his boots?
Nash: ...You'd like to give him roses, wouldn't you?
Sheena: It's not just the four of us, you know! I talked to Geddoe. There's lots of people getting together and getting ready.
Hervey: .........................
Hervey: Yeah man, it's obvious as hell that there are other people out there gettin' all worked up 'bout this. I mean, I'd be worried if there weren't.
Roy: I know that! The.. Prince is already here. You can count on him!
Sheena: No, LISTEN. I mean, we're gonna try to band everybody together!! I'm not that stupid!!
Nash: Banding people together would probably be our best bet, however, you're forgetting that Thomas is still missing and nobody seems to know where he is.
Hervey: If you're plannin' to list all our problems, I ain't gonna' sit here and listen.
Roy: ...But who has him?
Nash: Do you have a better idea?
Sheena: Do you have any ideas on how to find Thomas then, Mr. Strategist?
Nash: *shakes head* No, none that come to mind at the moment. Perhaps we could lure them -- you know, Yuber seems to be the easiest to anger, maybe if we play our cards right he might slip up.
Roy: Guys! Maybe we should put up a bulletin post askin' this "Roy" to show us proof that Thomas is still even alive! I bet we could get SOME kinda clue outta that...
Nash: No, I think we should keep this charade up a little longer. We'll play along with their game.
Roy: This ain't no game, Nash!
Nash: We have no idea what they'd do if Roy's innocence was proven!
Hervey: Eh... heh. Well, the people who matter know Roy's innocent, at least.
Sheena: I don't know, I think anything to draw them back out is good. This waiting is killing me.
Nash: If we let them think they're not guilty, Thomas will be in less danger.
Roy: Heh, gonna make me play martyr..? *looking back in his dictionary*
Nash: If you have any better ideas, I'd like to hear them.
Roy: Tch! What's the point if you're just gonna shoot 'em down?!
Sheena: Yo, if you guys promise to back me up I could try getting Yuber back out in the open again. It seemed to work real well the first time and I bet he's still pretty pissed.
Hervey: Heh... Well, I'm behind you all the way, y'know that.
Roy: *closes his book* ... I bet you are.
Hervey: ... ... What?
Nash: *ahem* Thomas' safety, anyone?
Roy: *angrily* That's why I SUGGESTED that we get proof that he's even safe! He could already be dead for all we know!!
Nash: Where would we get this proof?
Sheena: I bet if we get a hostage of our own we'd get ourselves a bargaining chip.
Hervey: You think Luca and Yuber care about each other???
Nash: Yeah... I don't think either one would really care if we took 'em hostage.
Sheena: But Luca came to Yuber's rescue when we had the throwdown!!
Roy: Like I said, post it up as an ad, and they can give us pictures anonymously or whatever.
Nash: That might be a good idea, but I'd like to keep you as the main suspect, Roy.
Roy: I bet you would!!
Nash: Hit him for me, Hervey.
Roy: *glares defensively at Hervey*
Hervey: What th -- why me? *shoves Nash in the shoulder instead*
Nash: H-hey, what was that for!? *throws a punch at Hervey's arm*
Hervey: *takes it like a man!* Don't boss me 'round!
Sheena: Guys!! Guys!! *hits Nash and Hervey in the back of the head*
Sheena: C'mon! We were planning so well 'n everything!!
Hervey: -- OW!! H-he started it! *rubs the back of his head*
Hervey: R-right, anyway... right, alright. We need to make sure Thomas is safe, that's sure as hell.
Nash: *rubs the back of his head*
Nash: Okay.. so who's going to make the board post?
Sheena: Who's got good handwriting?
Nash: Are you as good with your hands as you are with your eyebrows?
Roy: Uhh...
Sheena: How good I am with my hands is none of your business, sir.
Nash: ...
Hervey: ... Well that was weird.
Roy: Ya think?!
Hervey: Maybe we should leave them alone, Roy. *looks kinda' freaked out*
Nash: ...So, Roy. Why don't you put that dictionary to some good use and make it, hm?
Sheena: I'M NOT GAY!!
Hervey: You might not be, but I'm sure as hell questionin' Nash here.
Nash: W-what the hell does that mean!? I did not mean for it to come out that way.
Roy: Wouldn't it be too weird if I asked Roy to show me proof of Thomas' safety?
Roy: I AM the suspect, after all.
Hervey: Alright, alright, fine, who wants to do it?
Sheena: Man, if nobody's gonna do it I will.
Roy: Hey, SOMEONE has to!
Sheena: I just said I will!!
Roy: And when we get that clue, my homie can analyze it and we'll know where Thomas is for sure!!
Hervey: If we get that clue.
Roy: If we don't, then all the more reason to fight head-first! >( *looks determined*
Hervey: I've been waiting all this time to fight head-first. *restless*
Sheena: I know, right!
Nash: ...We'll get our chance. But, you know, Thomas' safety comes first?
Hervey: Yeah, yeah, I know, man.
Sheena: Alright, well, let's go get to work...not fighting head-first!
Sheena: Just sayin' though. If Yuber or Luca starts something I'm not gonna hold back.
Hervey: I doubt any of us will hold back against 'em. *shrugs*
Nash: You two better becareful. If you two die... Hmph. Well, I won't feel any pity. *obviously lying*
Hervey: Heh, we'll be fine. You just enjoy gettin' cosy with the women while you still have a chance, huh?
Nash: Yeah, yeah.
Roy: Grr... *will follow Nash just because of that*
Sheena: Yeah, well, when we're swimming in women 'cause we chopped off Luca's head you'll be pretty jealous!!
Nash: Just keep that other eye of yours safe.
Sheena: What, worried I'll develop a tic or something?
Hervey: Oh damn, Nash! Want some ice for that burn?
Sheena: Alright boys, *salutes* I'm gonna get to work on not fighting. *walks backwards toward the exit* At ease, gents!!
Hervey: *half-assed salute* Yeah, yeah, don't get yourself killed, whatever you're doin'.
Roy: *half-salutes, too*
Nash: *half-salutes*
Nash: Don't get yourselves killed.