get out the Ky tiggy
[PREFACE] to the tiggy in question: you know I ain't got nothing but love for you :P I'm bored and just felt like giving you a hard time in a style you understand. [/PREFACE]
righty-o, seems this has been a long time coming, I promised a tiggy that I would smack him upside his big orange head. prepare to be slaughtered
what is up with these lame ass rhymes?
seems to me your not worth my time.
barely one line amidts your shit
that isn't battle that's barely a pit
you've dug yourself deep and you have dug hard
now time to put out this ol'tiggy bard.
two drinks that's all you can take
before your passed out and totally baked
laying on the floor with your ass in the air
and here I am I'm not told to stare.
none the less I cant stop lookin'
at that fuzz facial hair you think your cookin'
thinner then peachfuzz
currlier then pubes
when it comes to insults prepair the deluge
I'm half drunk and yet rhymes still flow free
feet on the floor planted like a tree
I take pride in my large vocab
so let me put this charge on your tab
words still elude me how to explain
just how much your rhymes bring me pain
you any no big kitty
that's plain, no doubt
just as I beat you try not to pout
Your at a con so sure you can't fight
but that just makes it more fun to bite
you don't have skills you dont have the beats
infact I think your still on your momma's teats
suckling hard like the baby inside
going to go back after you lost so much pride?
totally yiffed by a foxy furry n00b
dont worry there tiggy I'm almost through
one last verse then I'll toss the mic back to you
On the subject of yiffying I've seen some debate
seems you cant choose if you like to give or take
bend over there tiggz and take my deposit
perhaps then you'll finally come out of the closet
oh sorry did i say that too soon?
premature "rhymes" is the name of your girl's tune.
Wow, that was it? I guess it's over
Having so much fun it's hard to leave
but none the less I'll go let you greave...
Foxes rule forever tiggy!
oh and now you can hear it on my crappy mic too!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1081921/
righty-o, seems this has been a long time coming, I promised a tiggy that I would smack him upside his big orange head. prepare to be slaughtered
what is up with these lame ass rhymes?
seems to me your not worth my time.
barely one line amidts your shit
that isn't battle that's barely a pit
you've dug yourself deep and you have dug hard
now time to put out this ol'tiggy bard.
two drinks that's all you can take
before your passed out and totally baked
laying on the floor with your ass in the air
and here I am I'm not told to stare.
none the less I cant stop lookin'
at that fuzz facial hair you think your cookin'
thinner then peachfuzz
currlier then pubes
when it comes to insults prepair the deluge
I'm half drunk and yet rhymes still flow free
feet on the floor planted like a tree
I take pride in my large vocab
so let me put this charge on your tab
words still elude me how to explain
just how much your rhymes bring me pain
you any no big kitty
that's plain, no doubt
just as I beat you try not to pout
Your at a con so sure you can't fight
but that just makes it more fun to bite
you don't have skills you dont have the beats
infact I think your still on your momma's teats
suckling hard like the baby inside
going to go back after you lost so much pride?
totally yiffed by a foxy furry n00b
dont worry there tiggy I'm almost through
one last verse then I'll toss the mic back to you
On the subject of yiffying I've seen some debate
seems you cant choose if you like to give or take
bend over there tiggz and take my deposit
perhaps then you'll finally come out of the closet
oh sorry did i say that too soon?
premature "rhymes" is the name of your girl's tune.
Wow, that was it? I guess it's over
Having so much fun it's hard to leave
but none the less I'll go let you greave...
Foxes rule forever tiggy!
oh and now you can hear it on my crappy mic too!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1081921/