So much comedy, so little time....
Watching the local news, I saw someone on TV do the unthinkable! Renee Ellmers (who ironically LOST my state's Congressman position, sorry for the spoiler!) talking about someone's weight WHILE SHE'S CAMPAIGNING. And, with my boyfriend with me, I had a few words I would have said to her:
Renee: "You look like you've eaten too much pork barbeque. Whoo..."
Me: "And you're not exactly a spring chicken yourself, you old bag..."
Boyfriend: "*snickers* Honey..."
Me: "What? I dare that hippo-looking, Botox abusing, fake blond moron to say that to my face. Maybe the hair dye got to her head."
Boyfriend: "Oh, honey. I like tough girls."
Me: "Hope you like smartasses, cause I'm one, baby."
Yep, it's official: I'm a Southern-born-and-bred smartass. And proud of it.
~Neko-chan
Renee: "You look like you've eaten too much pork barbeque. Whoo..."
Me: "And you're not exactly a spring chicken yourself, you old bag..."
Boyfriend: "*snickers* Honey..."
Me: "What? I dare that hippo-looking, Botox abusing, fake blond moron to say that to my face. Maybe the hair dye got to her head."
Boyfriend: "Oh, honey. I like tough girls."
Me: "Hope you like smartasses, cause I'm one, baby."
Yep, it's official: I'm a Southern-born-and-bred smartass. And proud of it.
~Neko-chan