Weaboos? o.O
THE WEABOO MEME
Yoinked from blueutopiah
[x] You've seen at least one anime. Uh, DUH.
[x] You've read at least one manga. Does the name "Shonen Jump" mean anything to you?
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis. As much as brushing my teeth, twice a day, every day.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things. They are. It's like Spam and bologna.
[ ] You're in anime club. My college is FAIL. -_-;
[ ] You've cosplayed at least once. Nope. Wish, though.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay. Came VERY close from dressing as Relena for Halloween. Couldn't find a wig.
[ ] You cosplay in public. Um, does looking like Catherine from Gundam Wing count?
[ ] You've been to at least one anime convention. Does watching YouTube count? It doesn't? Son of a...
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food. GOD, YES! Particularly when they sing "Happy Birthday to You" in Japanese. WIN. Not allowed to get sake at 20, though? FAIL.
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, Pocky, cheap ramen, ramune. RAMEN... Mmm... where the hell is my Teriyaki Chicken flavored, you bastards?! >__<
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish. Really? I knew that from "Iron Chef," y'all! Not the POS one in the US, I mean the one in JAPAN.
[ ] You've made bento lunch. Nope.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis. If they had one around here, I would, but... small towns are FAIL.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan. Oh, I wish I did. I'd go for the uncut anime.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, video games or idols. Just to meet Kenichi Mastuyama... Mmm... Movie L... I'm such a bad liar... I'd do it for the anime, too.
[x] You're learning/know Japanese. I can sing in Japanese, too. <.<; *is shot*
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles. I'm getting there, though.
[ ] You have Japanese blood. Nope. Irish, German, and Cherokee, thank you very much. And proud of it.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood. ...Nope.
[x] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people. Uh, yeah. Name me a fan of anime who ISN'T. Exactly.
[ ] You claim you're married to said fictional character. Why? I already have someone.
[x] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. Of course it is. Don't get me wrong, "X-Men: Evolution" was HOT, but come on. When "Gundam Wing" came out, I stared at the TV for HOURS.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime. If you do, something's wrong with you.
[x] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you. Yep.
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names. Yep.
[x] You call characters by their romaji spelling. When I'm half asleep.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour. If we're talking about that POS remake that came out a few years ago, then NO.
[x] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan. I thought that was "Grave of the Fireflies." Oh, well...
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth. Scenery, love, and fandoms, YES.
[x] You think that just because they make the best media. Abso-fucking-lutely!
[x] You listen to J-music. Even Christmas stuff, too! Note to self: Download Exile's "Last Christmas" mp3.
[ ] Exclusively. Well, Duran Duran's on there, too. "Red Carpet Massacre" rocks.
[ ] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt". Uh, who?
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids. Only Mina... if that's the one with the long teal hair.
[ ] You like Hetalia. Uh, what?
[ ] You think Japan is the best character. Uh, who?
[x] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public. I wear a Death Note T-shirt with L on it. In front of relatives. Who have NO idea who he is! WIN. Though I get looks like why am I wearing that? Tom, where is my Misa wig?! LOL
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food. Obsessed much?
[x] You use Japanese honorifics. I do call Mom Kaa-san. Although I got the answer of, "What was that?" LOL
[x] To refer to yourself. Neko-chan. Nuff said.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise. I don't have wallscrolls and stuff, so...
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese. WHAT?! NO.
[ ] Legally. ...
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. Uh, no.
[x] You want to name your kid after an anime character. Only if I can name it something cool, not gay like Sora. >__<
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental. Nope.
[ ] You've had it done. Can I smack you?
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students. Nope.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[x] You use memes in daily conversation. Damn skippy.
[x] You watch abridged series. Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged (LittleKuriboh is AWESOME SAUCE), Outlaw Star Abridged (Where's episode 4 already?), and Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged (Where is that next episode?!). Yeah. Where's that Gundam Wing Abridged, anyway?
[x] You get most of the jokes. Yep.
[x] You use tildes while typing. ~Yep.~
[ ] You use Japanese emoticons I barely use those things, even in english. Uh, no.
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever. That is so lame.
[ ] You're not. Really, no... does the red hair give it away?!
[ ] You're not even Asian. Uh, DUH.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage. What?
[ ] And you're not even Japanese. Really, you THINK?!
[ ] People call you a weeaboo. What... the hell... is that?
[x] You prefer the term otaku. YES. Call me that.
[x] You break out into Caramelldansen in public. Washing dishes + Caramelldansen = WTF looks from Mom.
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person. Why date when I have a good-looking stud already? You hear that, Tom?
[ ] No other nationality will do. See answer above.
[x] You watch Naruto. Once. Eh.
[ ] You wear the headbands. Nope.
[ ] Every day. Nope.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors." Say what?
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic. I can find something better to buy there.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show. Nope.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever. What? Gundam Battle Assault 2 = WIN. I want a rematch.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours. Yeah, and every other crazy girl's out there, too.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome! Seriously...
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!1 What?
[x] You wish you owned a real Death Note. Oh, yeah! I can get rid of overcrowding prisons and make families safer. Who wouldn't?
[ ] Touhou rocks your life. WHO?
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan. FUNimation and Ocean Group dubs are GREAT! 4Kids, though, can suck it.
[ ] Vic Miginola is God. Not really, but he is silly.
[ ] It's seiiiyu, not voice actor. Well, I use seiiyu for sub and voice actors for the dub. Works out fine for me.
[ ] You use gratuitous Japanese all the time. What?
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence. That's sad.
[x] The only thing you draw is anime. I drew Quatre. Without tracing.
[x] All your friends also like anime. Most. Most of them do. I say that gives me an "X".
[ ] You want to become a mangaka. Nope.
[ ] In Japan. HA! Nope.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai yaoi. Nope.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn." DUH.
[ ] You write fanfics for English class. Nope.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics. Oh, HELL NO! I'd be sent to the principal's office so many times, he'd know my name.
[x] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, video games, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls. Oh, and that the scenery is GORGEOUS!
[x] Everyone says you have no life. Facebook says it all.
[x] And it's true. Well, yeah.
Score: 34
Whoo hoo! I'm good!
Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE YOKO LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.
Yoinked from blueutopiah
[x] You've seen at least one anime. Uh, DUH.
[x] You've read at least one manga. Does the name "Shonen Jump" mean anything to you?
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis. As much as brushing my teeth, twice a day, every day.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things. They are. It's like Spam and bologna.
[ ] You're in anime club. My college is FAIL. -_-;
[ ] You've cosplayed at least once. Nope. Wish, though.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay. Came VERY close from dressing as Relena for Halloween. Couldn't find a wig.
[ ] You cosplay in public. Um, does looking like Catherine from Gundam Wing count?
[ ] You've been to at least one anime convention. Does watching YouTube count? It doesn't? Son of a...
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food. GOD, YES! Particularly when they sing "Happy Birthday to You" in Japanese. WIN. Not allowed to get sake at 20, though? FAIL.
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, Pocky, cheap ramen, ramune. RAMEN... Mmm... where the hell is my Teriyaki Chicken flavored, you bastards?! >__<
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish. Really? I knew that from "Iron Chef," y'all! Not the POS one in the US, I mean the one in JAPAN.
[ ] You've made bento lunch. Nope.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis. If they had one around here, I would, but... small towns are FAIL.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan. Oh, I wish I did. I'd go for the uncut anime.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, video games or idols. Just to meet Kenichi Mastuyama... Mmm... Movie L... I'm such a bad liar... I'd do it for the anime, too.
[x] You're learning/know Japanese. I can sing in Japanese, too. <.<; *is shot*
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles. I'm getting there, though.
[ ] You have Japanese blood. Nope. Irish, German, and Cherokee, thank you very much. And proud of it.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood. ...Nope.
[x] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people. Uh, yeah. Name me a fan of anime who ISN'T. Exactly.
[ ] You claim you're married to said fictional character. Why? I already have someone.
[x] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. Of course it is. Don't get me wrong, "X-Men: Evolution" was HOT, but come on. When "Gundam Wing" came out, I stared at the TV for HOURS.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime. If you do, something's wrong with you.
[x] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you. Yep.
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names. Yep.
[x] You call characters by their romaji spelling. When I'm half asleep.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour. If we're talking about that POS remake that came out a few years ago, then NO.
[x] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan. I thought that was "Grave of the Fireflies." Oh, well...
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth. Scenery, love, and fandoms, YES.
[x] You think that just because they make the best media. Abso-fucking-lutely!
[x] You listen to J-music. Even Christmas stuff, too! Note to self: Download Exile's "Last Christmas" mp3.
[ ] Exclusively. Well, Duran Duran's on there, too. "Red Carpet Massacre" rocks.
[ ] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt". Uh, who?
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids. Only Mina... if that's the one with the long teal hair.
[ ] You like Hetalia. Uh, what?
[ ] You think Japan is the best character. Uh, who?
[x] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public. I wear a Death Note T-shirt with L on it. In front of relatives. Who have NO idea who he is! WIN. Though I get looks like why am I wearing that? Tom, where is my Misa wig?! LOL
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food. Obsessed much?
[x] You use Japanese honorifics. I do call Mom Kaa-san. Although I got the answer of, "What was that?" LOL
[x] To refer to yourself. Neko-chan. Nuff said.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise. I don't have wallscrolls and stuff, so...
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese. WHAT?! NO.
[ ] Legally. ...
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. Uh, no.
[x] You want to name your kid after an anime character. Only if I can name it something cool, not gay like Sora. >__<
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental. Nope.
[ ] You've had it done. Can I smack you?
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students. Nope.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[x] You use memes in daily conversation. Damn skippy.
[x] You watch abridged series. Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged (LittleKuriboh is AWESOME SAUCE), Outlaw Star Abridged (Where's episode 4 already?), and Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged (Where is that next episode?!). Yeah. Where's that Gundam Wing Abridged, anyway?
[x] You get most of the jokes. Yep.
[x] You use tildes while typing. ~Yep.~
[ ] You use Japanese emoticons I barely use those things, even in english. Uh, no.
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever. That is so lame.
[ ] You're not. Really, no... does the red hair give it away?!
[ ] You're not even Asian. Uh, DUH.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage. What?
[ ] And you're not even Japanese. Really, you THINK?!
[ ] People call you a weeaboo. What... the hell... is that?
[x] You prefer the term otaku. YES. Call me that.
[x] You break out into Caramelldansen in public. Washing dishes + Caramelldansen = WTF looks from Mom.
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person. Why date when I have a good-looking stud already? You hear that, Tom?
[ ] No other nationality will do. See answer above.
[x] You watch Naruto. Once. Eh.
[ ] You wear the headbands. Nope.
[ ] Every day. Nope.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors." Say what?
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic. I can find something better to buy there.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show. Nope.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever. What? Gundam Battle Assault 2 = WIN. I want a rematch.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours. Yeah, and every other crazy girl's out there, too.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome! Seriously...
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!1 What?
[x] You wish you owned a real Death Note. Oh, yeah! I can get rid of overcrowding prisons and make families safer. Who wouldn't?
[ ] Touhou rocks your life. WHO?
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan. FUNimation and Ocean Group dubs are GREAT! 4Kids, though, can suck it.
[ ] Vic Miginola is God. Not really, but he is silly.
[ ] It's seiiiyu, not voice actor. Well, I use seiiyu for sub and voice actors for the dub. Works out fine for me.
[ ] You use gratuitous Japanese all the time. What?
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence. That's sad.
[x] The only thing you draw is anime. I drew Quatre. Without tracing.
[x] All your friends also like anime. Most. Most of them do. I say that gives me an "X".
[ ] You want to become a mangaka. Nope.
[ ] In Japan. HA! Nope.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai yaoi. Nope.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn." DUH.
[ ] You write fanfics for English class. Nope.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics. Oh, HELL NO! I'd be sent to the principal's office so many times, he'd know my name.
[x] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, video games, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls. Oh, and that the scenery is GORGEOUS!
[x] Everyone says you have no life. Facebook says it all.
[x] And it's true. Well, yeah.
Score: 34
Whoo hoo! I'm good!
Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE YOKO LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.