If it weren't for past circumstances...I'd think they were a couple.

[foxxxy5]

whirlybird09: hey biatch
oxo foXXXy oxo: hey man what r u doing
whirlybird09: nothing me and jake just put up our christmas tree and lights and shit around the apt. it looks like santas workshop haha
oxo foXXXy oxo: omg
oxo foXXXy oxo: you guys seriously are my dream men
oxo foXXXy oxo: that's so hot
whirlybird09: hahaha
oxo foXXXy oxo: you cook (family dinners), you clean (even when you haven't had a party), and you decorate for holidays...
oxo foXXXy oxo: :-*:-*:-*
oxo foXXXy oxo: soooooooo cute
whirlybird09: hahhaa aww thanks babe
whirlybird09: yea you know, me and jake are thinking about going downtown and getting ice cream and going to walk and look at all the lights hung up
oxo foXXXy oxo: shut the fuck up
oxo foXXXy oxo: are you serious?
oxo foXXXy oxo: that's fuckin queer
oxo foXXXy oxo: hahahahahahha
whirlybird09: haha no
whirlybird09: do you think were gay?
oxo foXXXy oxo: yeah