Oct 10, 2006 21:01
It would seem I have finally succumbed to temptation, violated all of my deeply held mores and values, and opened this, my LiveJournal account. I am a wicked and soulless husk of a person.
What inspired this unconscionable lapse of judgment? Well, my primary motivation was the desire to read people's "Friends Only" posts, because I'm a nosy bastard. However, now that it's here, I think I'll use this account as a dumping ground for the endless torrent of whining and bullshit that is, and has always been, my love life. It's the one thing I can't talk about in my REAL journal, and I'm an incredibly egocentric narcissist, so god forbid I not take advantage of the opportunity to talk about myself.
However, given the fact that my handle is fairly well known among those whom I might wish not to see such materials, I, who have so long advocated abstinence from the horrors of LJ, am going to add to my hypocrisy by keeping all further posts here "Friends Only" and suggesting to my as-yet unassimilated friends that they follow my lead, sign over their souls, and join the LJ collective so that they can read all about what a clueless dildo I am.
Cheers!