Well, it's done and ready to sell. Lai and I worked so, so hard on this calendar together - we got to work with some of the most gore-geous people in the universe, travelled to London to shoot Tommy and Madi, disturbed my neighbours with Jenni and James walking down my driveway head to foot in fake blood and towels, painted and constructed entire sets from scratch, photographed, directed, photoshopped, Lai drove about ten million miles and my garage has been out of bounds for three months. It's all paid off, we've actually made something so pretty and twisted. So happy. :-)
Bunnies, meerkats and paintings of poodles are all well and good, but when it comes to the New Year, let's face it: you've got a week long hangover, you're back to work, there's tinsel in places you didn't even know existed and you want to cover that crack in the wall with a new calendar. So do you want "The Best of Van Gogh", replete with sunflowers and landscapes...?
Or Aztec princes devouring hearts, corseted mechanics streaked with oil, frisky Easter Bunnies cavorting in the woods, a murderous Valentine's Day? Perhaps you want frivolous models throwing cupcakes at each other? Or can we tickle your fancy with a Halloween love scene?
Those are just a few examples of what the Phaptasmagoric 2011 Calendar contains. We have selected the most beautiful, quirky male and female pin-ups, combined it with our own eccentric style of photography and art, and then lovingly crafted it all into 12 months of sexy mayhem, emblazoned with a seasonal poem.
Whatever your bad tastes, you'll find something to get your teeth into!
Each calender is priced at only £8:00. Place your order by sending us a message here.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=152830758090363&v=info I think you should all buy one! It's the perfect Christmas gift. :-D