Decaydance Suite!
Hi, I'd like to liveblog the VMAs tonight, so feel free to drop in and comment to this post! I'll start at 7:00 EST during the ~opening act. :D
Wow, 25th annual. I AM ONLY SLIGHTLY OLDER THAN THE VMAs, WTF.
Ugh, Lauren Whats-Your-Ass, go awaaaaaay, I need red carpet tiems, not your useless face.
LOL CREEPY COME-ONS FROM A HELICOPTER.
KATY PERRY, PLEASE BE IN THAT LIMO WITH YOUR AWESOME BOYFRIEND.
WHAT THE BLOODY SHIT, TOKIO HOTEL. OMG, this is not a monster truck rally, GTFO.
LOL, John Norris, sometimes I think you hate your life.
KATY PERRY AND MILEY CYRUS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh god, clowns, what. WHAT. T-Pain, IDEK.
Citizen paparazzi?? O.O
I swear to god I could go gay for Pink, nnnnnnguh.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PANIC LIMOOOOOOOOOO
RYAN YOU ARE STUCK IN A LIMO LIIIIIIINE.
PLAYING ROAD GAMES, UGH.
*DIIIIIIES* RYAN, SHUT YOUR FACE. <333 GET BACK IN YOUR BUS.
Katyyyyyy, you are being awkward, bb.
.......Michael Phelps and Kid Rock? WHY AM I IN BIZARRO LAND.
Oooohh, dancing! JON IS JEALOUS TO WATCH HIS DDR DREAMS FLASH BEFORE HIS EYES.
Why do I feel like I'm watching OJ Simpson in his white Bronco? AND WHY AM I THINKING THIS AS THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE BEING INTERVIEWED?
Oh my goodness, Christina Aguilera. *_______* Is that a wig?
LOL PARIS DEFINITION OF BFF.
Jonas Brothers, do you have ANY idea how gay you look?? AND I MEAN THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.
AHAHAHA I want Slipknot to, like, break into a Barry Manilow song right now.
Preggers!Ashlee, n'awwwww. (Homg, her BOOBIES!)
Awww, Paramore in Smart Cars! That's PRECIOUS.
SUCH A GAY 80s PROM, SERIOUSLY. WHY IS COBRA NOT HERE? DDDDDDDDD:
OKAY, FINALLY, THE REAL SHOW. PLEASE BE AWESOME THIS YEAR, BRIT.
JONAH HILL, ILU SO MUCH, UGH. "I HAVE A LUNCH WITH JEREMY IRONS AND THE JONAS BROTHERS."
Way to not look like a train wreck this year, Brit!
LOL LOL LOL ZOMBIIIIIIIIES
HOSHIT, Rhianna.
I keep thinking Brendon will LOVE Russell Brand's outfit. Or at least his pants.
"USE A CONDOM OR BECOME REPUBLICAN" LOL LOL OH GOD
I don't think this crowd knows what to do with him.
Ugh, Jamie Foxx. DNW
I...don't even know that Britney song.
Peeeeeeeeeeeter <333333
Smooth, Demi, VERY SMOOTH. /o\
IT LOOKS LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE PERFORMING ON SESAME STREET.
Oh, Katy. Stop peeling your banana. And...stop singing that song. D:
Wow, she's not even singing her own song well.
You know, I always wanted Phelps to list the hip-hop guys he listened to pre-races!
Lil Wayne, you are losing your pants! GO TALK TO BRENDON, HE FEELS YOUR PAIN.
Yay, Fanny Pak! They were pretty damn awesome. I should really watch that show.
Pussycat Dolls, Danity Kane...JUST FORM ONE SLUTTY SUPER GROUP AND BE DONE WITH IT.
PEEEEEEEEEEEETER.
TOKIO HOTEL ARE NOT SEXY, THEY ARE GROSS. IMO.
Twilight cast. ;________; Although Robert Pattison is making me LOL.
Ugh, I really, really love Paramore live. :D &Hayley;
OMG, I think I just realized Travis Barker is on the drums in the DJ booth. Spencer is probably wetting himself. \o/
DID RUSSELL BRAND JUST HINT AT DEFLOWERING ONE OF THE JONAS BROTHERS? *DIES*
Slash/Shia
NNNNNNNNNUGH THE BEAT VIDEO. *pants*
Whatever, Linkin Park, your last album sucked ass.
Seriously. I am turning slight gay watching Pink. Jesus.
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEETER. AND YOUR WIFE. AND HER SIDEKICK. Omg, so disgustingly cute.
AHAHAHA SLIPKNOT. (The lead singer sounds like Brian from Family Guy. Or is that just me?)
....What the shit, Jordin Sparks. Sit down before you hurt yourself.
nnnnguh, Rhianna.
Xtina as Cat Woman!
LOL, Russell Brand, do not apologize because some people can't take a joke.
NNNNNUGH LL COOL J, GET IN MY PANTS THIS INSTANT. as;fks;dkfds
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS. \o/
BOOOOO WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK. BRITNEY, GTFO THE STAGE. PANIC WAS ROBBED.
Yuck, Kid Rock. I WILL kiss your ass, because I can't stand you or your face. Stop singing lame 70s songs.
DEAR MTV, STOP GIVING LIP SERVICE TO BRITNEY'S CAREER.
GOODNIGHT, RUSSELL BRAND. SORRY AMERICA WAS KIND OF LAME TO YOU.
Oh man, new Kanye. Pete is probably fanboying his brains out right now.
OKAY POST-SHOW
STOOOOOOOP KISSING UP TO BRITNEY.
Perez Hilton, STFU
Wow, 25th annual. I AM ONLY SLIGHTLY OLDER THAN THE VMAs, WTF.
Ugh, Lauren Whats-Your-Ass, go awaaaaaay, I need red carpet tiems, not your useless face.
LOL CREEPY COME-ONS FROM A HELICOPTER.
KATY PERRY, PLEASE BE IN THAT LIMO WITH YOUR AWESOME BOYFRIEND.
WHAT THE BLOODY SHIT, TOKIO HOTEL. OMG, this is not a monster truck rally, GTFO.
LOL, John Norris, sometimes I think you hate your life.
KATY PERRY AND MILEY CYRUS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh god, clowns, what. WHAT. T-Pain, IDEK.
Citizen paparazzi?? O.O
I swear to god I could go gay for Pink, nnnnnnguh.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PANIC LIMOOOOOOOOOO
RYAN YOU ARE STUCK IN A LIMO LIIIIIIINE.
PLAYING ROAD GAMES, UGH.
*DIIIIIIES* RYAN, SHUT YOUR FACE. <333 GET BACK IN YOUR BUS.
Katyyyyyy, you are being awkward, bb.
.......Michael Phelps and Kid Rock? WHY AM I IN BIZARRO LAND.
Oooohh, dancing! JON IS JEALOUS TO WATCH HIS DDR DREAMS FLASH BEFORE HIS EYES.
Why do I feel like I'm watching OJ Simpson in his white Bronco? AND WHY AM I THINKING THIS AS THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE BEING INTERVIEWED?
Oh my goodness, Christina Aguilera. *_______* Is that a wig?
LOL PARIS DEFINITION OF BFF.
Jonas Brothers, do you have ANY idea how gay you look?? AND I MEAN THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.
AHAHAHA I want Slipknot to, like, break into a Barry Manilow song right now.
Preggers!Ashlee, n'awwwww. (Homg, her BOOBIES!)
Awww, Paramore in Smart Cars! That's PRECIOUS.
SUCH A GAY 80s PROM, SERIOUSLY. WHY IS COBRA NOT HERE? DDDDDDDDD:
OKAY, FINALLY, THE REAL SHOW. PLEASE BE AWESOME THIS YEAR, BRIT.
JONAH HILL, ILU SO MUCH, UGH. "I HAVE A LUNCH WITH JEREMY IRONS AND THE JONAS BROTHERS."
Way to not look like a train wreck this year, Brit!
LOL LOL LOL ZOMBIIIIIIIIES
HOSHIT, Rhianna.
I keep thinking Brendon will LOVE Russell Brand's outfit. Or at least his pants.
"USE A CONDOM OR BECOME REPUBLICAN" LOL LOL OH GOD
I don't think this crowd knows what to do with him.
Ugh, Jamie Foxx. DNW
I...don't even know that Britney song.
Peeeeeeeeeeeter <333333
Smooth, Demi, VERY SMOOTH. /o\
IT LOOKS LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE PERFORMING ON SESAME STREET.
Oh, Katy. Stop peeling your banana. And...stop singing that song. D:
Wow, she's not even singing her own song well.
You know, I always wanted Phelps to list the hip-hop guys he listened to pre-races!
Lil Wayne, you are losing your pants! GO TALK TO BRENDON, HE FEELS YOUR PAIN.
Yay, Fanny Pak! They were pretty damn awesome. I should really watch that show.
Pussycat Dolls, Danity Kane...JUST FORM ONE SLUTTY SUPER GROUP AND BE DONE WITH IT.
PEEEEEEEEEEEETER.
TOKIO HOTEL ARE NOT SEXY, THEY ARE GROSS. IMO.
Twilight cast. ;________; Although Robert Pattison is making me LOL.
Ugh, I really, really love Paramore live. :D &Hayley;
OMG, I think I just realized Travis Barker is on the drums in the DJ booth. Spencer is probably wetting himself. \o/
DID RUSSELL BRAND JUST HINT AT DEFLOWERING ONE OF THE JONAS BROTHERS? *DIES*
Slash/Shia
NNNNNNNNNUGH THE BEAT VIDEO. *pants*
Whatever, Linkin Park, your last album sucked ass.
Seriously. I am turning slight gay watching Pink. Jesus.
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEETER. AND YOUR WIFE. AND HER SIDEKICK. Omg, so disgustingly cute.
AHAHAHA SLIPKNOT. (The lead singer sounds like Brian from Family Guy. Or is that just me?)
....What the shit, Jordin Sparks. Sit down before you hurt yourself.
nnnnguh, Rhianna.
Xtina as Cat Woman!
LOL, Russell Brand, do not apologize because some people can't take a joke.
NNNNNUGH LL COOL J, GET IN MY PANTS THIS INSTANT. as;fks;dkfds
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS. \o/
BOOOOO WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK. BRITNEY, GTFO THE STAGE. PANIC WAS ROBBED.
Yuck, Kid Rock. I WILL kiss your ass, because I can't stand you or your face. Stop singing lame 70s songs.
DEAR MTV, STOP GIVING LIP SERVICE TO BRITNEY'S CAREER.
GOODNIGHT, RUSSELL BRAND. SORRY AMERICA WAS KIND OF LAME TO YOU.
Oh man, new Kanye. Pete is probably fanboying his brains out right now.
OKAY POST-SHOW
STOOOOOOOP KISSING UP TO BRITNEY.
Perez Hilton, STFU