Obligatory (Anti)Valentine's Day Questions (Read At Your Own Risk)
1. Are you single or taken?
More like committed loner
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Neither.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
No...all I'm going to do is go to work, come home, and sleep
4. Do you like anyone?
No
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Why would I be dating anyone?
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
No one.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
No, it's just another day to me.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I hope not.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
To what point and purpose?
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
What the hell is that?
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
I would find it creepy if my parents ever did.
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
Of course not.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Those are now and have always been nasty.
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
Nothing.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
No, because I don't deal with it.
16. How is your love life?
Non-existent.
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No.
18. How many roses would you want to receive?
None.
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
Why?
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Absolutely not.
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
That was years ago when I gave a shit, so I don't remember.
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
No one. I doubt anyone would be crazy enough to even dare send me one.
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
As I said, no one.
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
None.
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Sometimes.
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
I don't care to remember.
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Thankfully no.
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Again, why?
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
Again, to what point and purpose?
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
I don't ever gets gifts on this day, thank bloody bollocks.
31. What was the worst?
See above.
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
For what reason?
33. For a Valentine's dinner would you prefer a home cooked meal or go to a restaurant?
Neither.
34. What do you think is the best gift you've ever given for V-day?
This is something I do not do.
More like committed loner
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Neither.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
No...all I'm going to do is go to work, come home, and sleep
4. Do you like anyone?
No
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Why would I be dating anyone?
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
No one.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
No, it's just another day to me.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I hope not.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
To what point and purpose?
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
What the hell is that?
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
I would find it creepy if my parents ever did.
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
Of course not.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Those are now and have always been nasty.
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
Nothing.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
No, because I don't deal with it.
16. How is your love life?
Non-existent.
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No.
18. How many roses would you want to receive?
None.
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
Why?
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Absolutely not.
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
That was years ago when I gave a shit, so I don't remember.
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
No one. I doubt anyone would be crazy enough to even dare send me one.
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
As I said, no one.
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
None.
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Sometimes.
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
I don't care to remember.
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Thankfully no.
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Again, why?
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
Again, to what point and purpose?
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
I don't ever gets gifts on this day, thank bloody bollocks.
31. What was the worst?
See above.
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
For what reason?
33. For a Valentine's dinner would you prefer a home cooked meal or go to a restaurant?
Neither.
34. What do you think is the best gift you've ever given for V-day?
This is something I do not do.