What Phillip (apparently) needs...
Best meme in ages, yoinked from the ever awesome Mackenzie. Type "[Your name] needs" into Google, and you're pretty much off to the races, then slap up the best results. The humor of this was heavily compounded by the fact that "Phillip" appears to be the name of a real prick from Days of Our Lives.
1. PHILLIP NEEDS HELP.
2. Phillip needs to go away - Awwww...
3. Phillip needs to start searaching for his son and let Shawn and Belle get on their feet as a family.
4. Clearly, Phillip needs a title more appropriate to this venue than "Chief Goatherd".
5. Phillip needs to communicate better with the technicians.
6. Phillip needs Timothy to survive. - Ghey.
7. Man, Phillip needs to put some pants on...
8. Alan convinces Christopher that Phillip needs to be sent away immediately to a private sanitarium. - This one is way more funny if you know that Alan is my actual brother's name.
9. Phillip needs to do it himself (oh my! Philip doing dirty work??) - That's someone else's brackets, not mine.
10. (Authors' note: Phillip needs to get a amiga. Amiga is mexican for - girl friend. - Well, that too, but I got all pumped about playing some Amiga there for a second. THESE PROBLEMS MIGHT BE RELATED.
And now, I gotta get ready for some other stuff. Ya know that hush hush job that Cj mentioned not long ago? Well, damn it, I want a hush hush job too! Will taking on that much responsibility drive me mad and destroy all that I care about? Signs point to yes, but nothing ventured, right?
1. PHILLIP NEEDS HELP.
2. Phillip needs to go away - Awwww...
3. Phillip needs to start searaching for his son and let Shawn and Belle get on their feet as a family.
4. Clearly, Phillip needs a title more appropriate to this venue than "Chief Goatherd".
5. Phillip needs to communicate better with the technicians.
6. Phillip needs Timothy to survive. - Ghey.
7. Man, Phillip needs to put some pants on...
8. Alan convinces Christopher that Phillip needs to be sent away immediately to a private sanitarium. - This one is way more funny if you know that Alan is my actual brother's name.
9. Phillip needs to do it himself (oh my! Philip doing dirty work??) - That's someone else's brackets, not mine.
10. (Authors' note: Phillip needs to get a amiga. Amiga is mexican for - girl friend. - Well, that too, but I got all pumped about playing some Amiga there for a second. THESE PROBLEMS MIGHT BE RELATED.
And now, I gotta get ready for some other stuff. Ya know that hush hush job that Cj mentioned not long ago? Well, damn it, I want a hush hush job too! Will taking on that much responsibility drive me mad and destroy all that I care about? Signs point to yes, but nothing ventured, right?