Top 10
Letterman's Top Ten Signs You Weren't the Most Popular Kid in High Shool, read by Napoleon:
1. Lord of the Rings figurines - 50
Friends - 0
2. The only friend you have is the one you made in shop class.
3. Whenever you talk to a girl, the conversation inevitably drifts to your frequent nosebleeds.
4. The school song has a phrase in it about how much you suck.
5. The stupid kid that gets his tator tots stolen everyday? He streals your tator tots.
6. You can't dance like this.
7. Not only did you have to take your mom to the prom, you had to pay her 20 bucks.
8. Everyone is jealous of your tetherball skills.
9. The caption under your yearbook photo reads: "Unidentified Sophomore"
10. Whatever, I'm like the coolest kid in school, gosh.
::runs off stage::
wow. im so excited about monday. hes coming here...omg.
i may get to go SKIING over spring break! PLEASE PLEASE!
mary: (on the phone with hp customer service, and asks laura:) What is the name of the internet connection we use here?
laura: TI. Oh, no wait, T1. TI is a rapper.
80% is NOT a good ratio..
i havent updated in a while. i only got like, 4 hours of sleep last night. >=( lol i guess im not really complainging...
i took my membership exam!! and i kicked its ass. im sooo glad its over.
soon i'll be sister! yay!!! SAI is awesome awesome...
i love my friends : )
and baxter is fine! he's swimming happily by the microwave. (is that safe?)
lunch with alicia today, lab, and then studying for sociology and bio tests next week...blah!
1. Lord of the Rings figurines - 50
Friends - 0
2. The only friend you have is the one you made in shop class.
3. Whenever you talk to a girl, the conversation inevitably drifts to your frequent nosebleeds.
4. The school song has a phrase in it about how much you suck.
5. The stupid kid that gets his tator tots stolen everyday? He streals your tator tots.
6. You can't dance like this.
7. Not only did you have to take your mom to the prom, you had to pay her 20 bucks.
8. Everyone is jealous of your tetherball skills.
9. The caption under your yearbook photo reads: "Unidentified Sophomore"
10. Whatever, I'm like the coolest kid in school, gosh.
::runs off stage::
wow. im so excited about monday. hes coming here...omg.
i may get to go SKIING over spring break! PLEASE PLEASE!
mary: (on the phone with hp customer service, and asks laura:) What is the name of the internet connection we use here?
laura: TI. Oh, no wait, T1. TI is a rapper.
80% is NOT a good ratio..
i havent updated in a while. i only got like, 4 hours of sleep last night. >=( lol i guess im not really complainging...
i took my membership exam!! and i kicked its ass. im sooo glad its over.
soon i'll be sister! yay!!! SAI is awesome awesome...
i love my friends : )
and baxter is fine! he's swimming happily by the microwave. (is that safe?)
lunch with alicia today, lab, and then studying for sociology and bio tests next week...blah!