It looks ridiculous.
... Isn't that the same thing you say about my hair?
Roughly, yes. Just what is that thing?
A
pineapple plant. Or my long lost cousin. I'm not sure which.
Personally, I think it's your evil twin.
The pineapple's pretty tasty for being evil.
I think I'll stick to eating those pomegrates that Dad had, thank you very much.
Suit yourself--more evil fruit for me, then!
If you eat too much of it, you'll turn evil, too.
Hmm, you know... It's probably already too late.
Somehow that doesn't surpri...Minato, is that your communicator?
Oh, yeah. I turned it on to show everyone my plant. Why? [He says innocently as he switches it to video to show... the plant.]
The red light has been on for quite some time now. [suspicious much? Why yes~]
[Still innocent, Minato moves the view to face Eald'narche.] Probably because it's been recording for quite some time now.
[ this is the face of FLAILING ] W-WHAT?! Why're you pointing it at ME?!
[Minato starts laughing.] Because it's funny!
[ Cheeks be flushin' red, yo. ] No it's not! Turn it off!
Make me!
Fine, I'll turn it off myself!
You will?
Yeah! Watch! [ And he goes for the touchdown! ]
[A chuckle, and suddenly, the view moves and Eald'narche suddenly seems... much shorter.] Only if you can reach it!
Hey! No fair! [ And now he'll be jumping up and down and swatting at it. Cheater! ]
[Minato starts laughing.] It's completely fair!
No it isn't! It's cheating!
[And he starts laughing harder. Just hard enough that, suddenly, he "fumbles" the communicator and it drops noisily to the floor.] Crap--!
[ And he goes for the touchdown! That communicator is HIS! ]
Hey, let go of that--!
No way! Not before I do this! [ and he goes to shut it off. HAH. ]
Wait-- [And the connection is terminated!]
((OOC: Yes, it took me this long to figure out what plant Minato had.))