DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOO MAKES MY LIFE SO FUCKING AWESOME!! 8DDD
I WAS TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT DOCTOR WHOOOOO.
HAHAHA THIS WAS THE BEST EPISODE EVER.
MY FRIEND FUCHSIA WAS ALL ABOUT HOW CANTON WANTED TO GET MARRIED TO A MAN AND THAT’S WHY HE WAS KICKED OUT THE FBI.
FUCK. YES. DOCTOR WHO, YOU KEEP MY LIFE SO AWESOME~!!
CANTON WAS TOTALLY GAY.
MARK SHEPPARD WAS GAY IN DOCTOR WHO.
THERE IS NOTHING MORE AWESOME THAN THIS, PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I FANGASM INTO THE NEXT CENTURY.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYY~~~~~~~~ 8DDDDDDDD
AND RIVER/DOCTOR A;LKDJFA;LDJF;LKSDJF;LAKSDJF;LAJDF;LSAKDJF
SUCK ON THAT, HATERS, THEY ARE TOTES HOOKING UP IN THE~ FUTURE~ AND HAVING HOT INTER-SPECIES SEX AND MAKING BABIES AND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
RIVER/DOCTOR IS CANON. FUCK. YES!!!!!!!!!
I AM THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON THE PLANET RIGHT NOW.
^________________^
So, let get into the actual show. I love that the Doctor is CHAINED to a chair and surrounded by a “DO NOT CROSS” circle. XDD; And they are building him ‘the perfect prison’ LMFAO and nothing is ever going to get through it. Oh self, you are not allowed to make gay prison jokes. No, seriously. But this show just makes me flail like a monkey because of course this prison is built to contain the Doctor but sekritly had the TARDIS cloaked behind him all the time - the sly dog!! I was really scared there for a second, because I legit thought that they had Mark’s character going around shooting Amy and Rory (with tranquilisers, of course. To question them and torture them, not to kill them but make the monkeys in the FBI think that they were dead).
LMFAO DOCTOR’S BEARD <33
Haha, I love River so much. Just jumped off a building because she knew that the Doctor would come back to save her ♥
THE EXPLANATION OF THE ALIEN’S TO MARK SHEPPARD WAS THE MOST UST-FILLED MOMENT EVER. FUUUUUUUUUUCK I WAS LIKE ‘COULD THE MUSIC BE ANY MORE INSINUATING? NO, SERIOUSLY. MATT IS LOOKING AT MARK LIKE HE WANTS TO JUMP HIS BONES - ALL INTENSE LIKE A;LFKJA;LKFDJASLKDJFA;LKDJF~!!!
AND THEN. OMF AND THEN FOR SEEMINGLY NO REASON, MARK ADJUSTS THE DOCTOR’S TIE. SLASH GOGGLES NEARLY FUCKING DIED, BUT TURNS OUT THAT MOMENT OF UST WAS ALL PLANNED BY THE DOCTOR, BECAUSE HE WANTED TO PROVE A POINT TO MARK HAVE A CUTESY MOMENT ON SCREEN WITH MARK. OH DOCTOR, I LOVE THE WAY YOUR BRAIN WORKS ♥
Ok, that children’s home that was filled with the aliens was the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen on Doctor Who. Omg, I legit freaked out when Amy got stuck in that room, I was convinced she was going to die. But the child’s room with the photo of Amy and the baby - I was like “wooooooooooooooooot is this?!?!” because I was really sure she was not pregnant, and if this is 3 months later then Amy would have to be at least 5 months pregnant and she would be starting to show by now. So she’s definitely not pregnant in the traditional sense.
I was thinking that child was in league with the aliens, since they turned up as soon as she did to steal Amy … hmmmm.
I'm going to place my bets right now: I bet you a million pounds that the girl is going to be Amy's daughter, who is going to be born after her whole time travelling in the TARDIS with Amy, and has absorbed the TARDIS' regenerative energy so it tied to life as long as the TARDIS and Doctor are alive. [which is why she tries to kill the Doctor, so that she is able to grow old and just die already]. This is of course going to be explained eventually, like why the fuck Amy is pregnant but then not at the same time. WTF HOW CAN THAT BE?
A friend of mine wondered how she knew she could just do the regeneration thing already, but I reckon this girl has regenerated before this episode. She's probably died multiple times and every time she does, she doesn't grow older or something. I reckon she has an extra long life span like the Doctor, but in a weird way, because she is a human girl.
I NEED TO KNOW WTF IS UP ALREADY. AND HOW THEY ARE GOING TO SAVE THE DOCTOR! THE DOCTOR HAS TO BE ALIVE AT THE END OF EVERYTHING, SO WTF ALREADY? AFJASDLJFA;LSDKJF;ASLDFJA;SLKDFJS;ALFJ
Cutting over to the Doctor, lmfao, in handcuffs. THAT HE THEN PUTS IN HIS MOUTH. BECAUSE THE DOCTOR IS A KINKY BITCH ♥ *FLAILS RETARDEDLY*
AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN LATER, MARK IS USING THE VIDEO PHONE, WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHAT THAT IS (LMFAO I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS TOTAL TRUST IN FUTURE/ALIEN TECHNOLOGY BWAHAHA) AND OF COURSE HE IS SO AWESOME AND AMAZING AND HE TOTALLY KNOWS HOW TO USE A PHONE THAT IS FORTY YEARS AWAY. ALDFJA;LDFJ
Also: poor Rory. This episode broke my heart in so many ways over Rory. Admitting that he could remember some/parts/flashes of 2,000years of living. Thinking that Amy actually loved the Doctor instead of him because of the ‘dropped out of the sky’ comment. Waiting to get shot by Mark (fake or no). hearing about the pregnancy through the hand message thingy. Aww, Rory ♥
OKOKOK NEED TO GO BACK TO RIVER AND THE DOCTOR AND SPAZZ LIKE A MOFO ABOUT THIS.
WHEN THEY WENT TO BUST A CAP IN THE ALIEN’S ARSE, RIVER AND THE DOCTOR WERE FLIRTING SO FUCKING MUCH I NEARLY LOST AN OVARY, I SWEAR TO FUCK. THE WHOLE ‘I SHOULD BE BOTHERED BY HER GUNS’ AND THE ‘KILL AT LEAST 3’ ‘THE FIRST SEVEN AT LEAST’ ‘REALLY’ ‘OH, EIGHT FOR YOU HONEY ♥’ ‘STOP IT’ ‘MAKE ME’ ‘MAYBE I WILL’
A;LKDFJ;ALSDJFA;LDJF;ALSDJF;ALSDKJF;ASLDJFA;LFJALSXJG;ALEJ
AND THE WAY THEY ARE BACK-RUBBING UP AGAINST EACH OTHER AND MATT’S VOICE GOES ALL LOW AND SEXY AND TOTALLY HORNY AND RIVER GETS THAT SAUCEY GRIN AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU /ded
AND THEN THEY TOTALLY STOOD BACK TO BACK WHILE THE DOCTOR WAS “HELPING” RIVER BUST THE EVIL ALIENS AND LMFAO THEY STILL HAVE THE ENERGY TO BICKER LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE. LMFAO RIVER IS THE BESTEST WITH THE “YOU HAVE A SCREWDRIVER, GO AND BUILD A CABINET…. SHUT UP AND DRIVE!” LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
I LOVE HER MORE THAN I CAN EVER ADEQUATELY ARTICULATE ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Can I just say, the Doctor’s brilliant plan to defeat the aliens was SO FUCKING GENIUS! I love that he totally started the human revelation against the alien invasion when they can’t even remember them!
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE GAY THING FOR A SECOND, YEA? THE BIT AT THE END WHEN THE DOCTOR HANDS OVER CANTON BACK TO THE PRESIDENT AND SAYS THAT HE JUST WANTS TO GET MARRIED (LOL, “JUST”). THE DOCTOR TOTES GETS HIS EYEBROW ON AND IS ALL “YOU SHALL WORK SOMETHING OUT, Y/Y?”.
AND THEN.
PRESIDENT: “THIS PERSON YOU WANT TO MARRY? BLACK?”
MARK: “YES.”
PRESIDENT: “I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE SAY, BUT I’M A LITTLE MORE LIBER-“
MARK: “HE IS.”
EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE A THOUSAND MILLION BILLION DEATHS OF FANGASM INTO FOREVER.
AND THEN, AS IF THIS EPISODE CAN BE ANY MORE AD;LFKAJDF KEYBOARD SMASH x INFINITY, RIVER AND THE DOCTOR TOTALLY MAKE OUT BEFORE HE HEADS OFF AND SHE’S ALL “YOU’RE ACTING LIKE WE’VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE”. WHICH MEANS THEY ARE TOTALLY MAKING OUT IN THE FUTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY MEET AND FUCKING ALL OVER THE TARDIS AND OMGOMGOMGOMGOFMGOAJDF;LAKDJF;LAKDJFALDJF;ALJASDJFN;LAJFLASKJFC I DON’T KNOW IF MY FANGIRL CAN HANDLE THIS. NO SRSLY, I HAVE NOT HAD A HETEROSEXUAL OTP IN A LONG, LONG TIME, AND CERTAINLY NOT ONE THAT MAKES ME THIS FLAILY RETARDED. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH RIVER NEEDS TO SPEND MOAR TIME ON DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOO FUCKING SRSLY ALREADY. I NEED THESE TWO TO MAKE OUT AT LEAST ONE MORE TIME THIS SEASON AND GET MOAR ANSWERS ABOUT WHO SHE IS AND WHY SHE IS IN PRISON AND WHY THE FUCK SHE HASN’T HAD BABIES WITH THE DOCTOR ALREADY. BECAUSE OMG, DESPERATELY WANT THAT SO MUCH ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
HAHAHA THIS WAS THE BEST EPISODE EVER.
MY FRIEND FUCHSIA WAS ALL ABOUT HOW CANTON WANTED TO GET MARRIED TO A MAN AND THAT’S WHY HE WAS KICKED OUT THE FBI.
FUCK. YES. DOCTOR WHO, YOU KEEP MY LIFE SO AWESOME~!!
CANTON WAS TOTALLY GAY.
MARK SHEPPARD WAS GAY IN DOCTOR WHO.
THERE IS NOTHING MORE AWESOME THAN THIS, PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I FANGASM INTO THE NEXT CENTURY.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYY~~~~~~~~ 8DDDDDDDD
AND RIVER/DOCTOR A;LKDJFA;LDJF;LKSDJF;LAKSDJF;LAJDF;LSAKDJF
SUCK ON THAT, HATERS, THEY ARE TOTES HOOKING UP IN THE~ FUTURE~ AND HAVING HOT INTER-SPECIES SEX AND MAKING BABIES AND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
RIVER/DOCTOR IS CANON. FUCK. YES!!!!!!!!!
I AM THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON THE PLANET RIGHT NOW.
^________________^
So, let get into the actual show. I love that the Doctor is CHAINED to a chair and surrounded by a “DO NOT CROSS” circle. XDD; And they are building him ‘the perfect prison’ LMFAO and nothing is ever going to get through it. Oh self, you are not allowed to make gay prison jokes. No, seriously. But this show just makes me flail like a monkey because of course this prison is built to contain the Doctor but sekritly had the TARDIS cloaked behind him all the time - the sly dog!! I was really scared there for a second, because I legit thought that they had Mark’s character going around shooting Amy and Rory (with tranquilisers, of course. To question them and torture them, not to kill them but make the monkeys in the FBI think that they were dead).
LMFAO DOCTOR’S BEARD <33
Haha, I love River so much. Just jumped off a building because she knew that the Doctor would come back to save her ♥
THE EXPLANATION OF THE ALIEN’S TO MARK SHEPPARD WAS THE MOST UST-FILLED MOMENT EVER. FUUUUUUUUUUCK I WAS LIKE ‘COULD THE MUSIC BE ANY MORE INSINUATING? NO, SERIOUSLY. MATT IS LOOKING AT MARK LIKE HE WANTS TO JUMP HIS BONES - ALL INTENSE LIKE A;LFKJA;LKFDJASLKDJFA;LKDJF~!!!
AND THEN. OMF AND THEN FOR SEEMINGLY NO REASON, MARK ADJUSTS THE DOCTOR’S TIE. SLASH GOGGLES NEARLY FUCKING DIED, BUT TURNS OUT THAT MOMENT OF UST WAS ALL PLANNED BY THE DOCTOR, BECAUSE HE WANTED TO PROVE A POINT TO MARK HAVE A CUTESY MOMENT ON SCREEN WITH MARK. OH DOCTOR, I LOVE THE WAY YOUR BRAIN WORKS ♥
Ok, that children’s home that was filled with the aliens was the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen on Doctor Who. Omg, I legit freaked out when Amy got stuck in that room, I was convinced she was going to die. But the child’s room with the photo of Amy and the baby - I was like “wooooooooooooooooot is this?!?!” because I was really sure she was not pregnant, and if this is 3 months later then Amy would have to be at least 5 months pregnant and she would be starting to show by now. So she’s definitely not pregnant in the traditional sense.
I was thinking that child was in league with the aliens, since they turned up as soon as she did to steal Amy … hmmmm.
I'm going to place my bets right now: I bet you a million pounds that the girl is going to be Amy's daughter, who is going to be born after her whole time travelling in the TARDIS with Amy, and has absorbed the TARDIS' regenerative energy so it tied to life as long as the TARDIS and Doctor are alive. [which is why she tries to kill the Doctor, so that she is able to grow old and just die already]. This is of course going to be explained eventually, like why the fuck Amy is pregnant but then not at the same time. WTF HOW CAN THAT BE?
A friend of mine wondered how she knew she could just do the regeneration thing already, but I reckon this girl has regenerated before this episode. She's probably died multiple times and every time she does, she doesn't grow older or something. I reckon she has an extra long life span like the Doctor, but in a weird way, because she is a human girl.
I NEED TO KNOW WTF IS UP ALREADY. AND HOW THEY ARE GOING TO SAVE THE DOCTOR! THE DOCTOR HAS TO BE ALIVE AT THE END OF EVERYTHING, SO WTF ALREADY? AFJASDLJFA;LSDKJF;ASLDFJA;SLKDFJS;ALFJ
Cutting over to the Doctor, lmfao, in handcuffs. THAT HE THEN PUTS IN HIS MOUTH. BECAUSE THE DOCTOR IS A KINKY BITCH ♥ *FLAILS RETARDEDLY*
AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN LATER, MARK IS USING THE VIDEO PHONE, WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHAT THAT IS (LMFAO I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS TOTAL TRUST IN FUTURE/ALIEN TECHNOLOGY BWAHAHA) AND OF COURSE HE IS SO AWESOME AND AMAZING AND HE TOTALLY KNOWS HOW TO USE A PHONE THAT IS FORTY YEARS AWAY. ALDFJA;LDFJ
Also: poor Rory. This episode broke my heart in so many ways over Rory. Admitting that he could remember some/parts/flashes of 2,000years of living. Thinking that Amy actually loved the Doctor instead of him because of the ‘dropped out of the sky’ comment. Waiting to get shot by Mark (fake or no). hearing about the pregnancy through the hand message thingy. Aww, Rory ♥
OKOKOK NEED TO GO BACK TO RIVER AND THE DOCTOR AND SPAZZ LIKE A MOFO ABOUT THIS.
WHEN THEY WENT TO BUST A CAP IN THE ALIEN’S ARSE, RIVER AND THE DOCTOR WERE FLIRTING SO FUCKING MUCH I NEARLY LOST AN OVARY, I SWEAR TO FUCK. THE WHOLE ‘I SHOULD BE BOTHERED BY HER GUNS’ AND THE ‘KILL AT LEAST 3’ ‘THE FIRST SEVEN AT LEAST’ ‘REALLY’ ‘OH, EIGHT FOR YOU HONEY ♥’ ‘STOP IT’ ‘MAKE ME’ ‘MAYBE I WILL’
A;LKDFJ;ALSDJFA;LDJF;ALSDJF;ALSDKJF;ASLDJFA;LFJALSXJG;ALEJ
AND THE WAY THEY ARE BACK-RUBBING UP AGAINST EACH OTHER AND MATT’S VOICE GOES ALL LOW AND SEXY AND TOTALLY HORNY AND RIVER GETS THAT SAUCEY GRIN AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU /ded
AND THEN THEY TOTALLY STOOD BACK TO BACK WHILE THE DOCTOR WAS “HELPING” RIVER BUST THE EVIL ALIENS AND LMFAO THEY STILL HAVE THE ENERGY TO BICKER LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE. LMFAO RIVER IS THE BESTEST WITH THE “YOU HAVE A SCREWDRIVER, GO AND BUILD A CABINET…. SHUT UP AND DRIVE!” LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
I LOVE HER MORE THAN I CAN EVER ADEQUATELY ARTICULATE ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Can I just say, the Doctor’s brilliant plan to defeat the aliens was SO FUCKING GENIUS! I love that he totally started the human revelation against the alien invasion when they can’t even remember them!
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE GAY THING FOR A SECOND, YEA? THE BIT AT THE END WHEN THE DOCTOR HANDS OVER CANTON BACK TO THE PRESIDENT AND SAYS THAT HE JUST WANTS TO GET MARRIED (LOL, “JUST”). THE DOCTOR TOTES GETS HIS EYEBROW ON AND IS ALL “YOU SHALL WORK SOMETHING OUT, Y/Y?”.
AND THEN.
PRESIDENT: “THIS PERSON YOU WANT TO MARRY? BLACK?”
MARK: “YES.”
PRESIDENT: “I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE SAY, BUT I’M A LITTLE MORE LIBER-“
MARK: “HE IS.”
EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE A THOUSAND MILLION BILLION DEATHS OF FANGASM INTO FOREVER.
AND THEN, AS IF THIS EPISODE CAN BE ANY MORE AD;LFKAJDF KEYBOARD SMASH x INFINITY, RIVER AND THE DOCTOR TOTALLY MAKE OUT BEFORE HE HEADS OFF AND SHE’S ALL “YOU’RE ACTING LIKE WE’VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE”. WHICH MEANS THEY ARE TOTALLY MAKING OUT IN THE FUTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY MEET AND FUCKING ALL OVER THE TARDIS AND OMGOMGOMGOMGOFMGOAJDF;LAKDJF;LAKDJFALDJF;ALJASDJFN;LAJFLASKJFC I DON’T KNOW IF MY FANGIRL CAN HANDLE THIS. NO SRSLY, I HAVE NOT HAD A HETEROSEXUAL OTP IN A LONG, LONG TIME, AND CERTAINLY NOT ONE THAT MAKES ME THIS FLAILY RETARDED. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH RIVER NEEDS TO SPEND MOAR TIME ON DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOO FUCKING SRSLY ALREADY. I NEED THESE TWO TO MAKE OUT AT LEAST ONE MORE TIME THIS SEASON AND GET MOAR ANSWERS ABOUT WHO SHE IS AND WHY SHE IS IN PRISON AND WHY THE FUCK SHE HASN’T HAD BABIES WITH THE DOCTOR ALREADY. BECAUSE OMG, DESPERATELY WANT THAT SO MUCH ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥