Merlin 3x04: Gwaine becomes an addition to the M/A marriage bed
THIS IS LATE BECAUSE I HAVE AN EXAM ON TUESDAY THAT IS KICKING MY ARSE AND I AM UNABLE TO ENJOY MERLIN IN ALL ITS ORGY GAY GOODNESS FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME. YEA I KNOW, FML AND WHY DIDN’T I STUDY SOONER. ALSO: PHOTOBUCKET WAS BEING A PIECE OF SHIT AND WOULDN’T LET ME UPLOAD, SO IT TOOK EXTRA LONG TO DO THIS EP. SORRY GUYS, BUT BLAME THE INTERNET/STUDY FAIL.
EVERYONE’S FAVOURITE MARRIED COUPLE ARE STROLLING THROUGH THE FOREST ON HORSEBACK, BEFORE COMING TO A RIDGE FROM WHERE THEY SEE A BEAUTIFUL AND SPARSELY POPULATED VALLEY. IT IS QUITE OBVIOUSLY A LOVERS FAIRY TALE SETTING, WITH THE BIRDS CHIRPING AND STREAMING LIGHT AND OUR BOYS JUST ~HAPPENED~ UPON IT IN A MOMENT OF CONVENIENCE. THERE SEEMS TO BE A LONE INN AND A FEW COTTAGES, IN WHICH ARTHUR AND MERLIN CAN GET THEIR FREAKY ON. EVIDENCED BY MERLIN AND ARTHUR/S LINES:
ARTHUR: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEEDS AFTER A HARD DAY’S HUNT OF YOUR ASS
MERLIN: SLEEP (AKA, A BED)
ARTHUR: MEAD
MERLIN LOOKS MORE THAN A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE SITTING ON HIS HORSE, DON’T WE AGREE?
ARTHUR IS LOOKING SUSPICIOUSLY PERKY AND GLOWLY AND BRIGHT-EYED. I’M SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
BECAUSE THEY CLEARLY NEED TO CELEBRATE ARTHUR’S AMAZING HUNTING ABILITIES. I’M JUST SAYIN’.
MERLIN JUST LOOKS EXASPERATED AT HIS HUSBAND’S NEED TO CELEBRATE.
HE JUST WANTS ARTHUR TO STRIP HIM DOWN IN BED, LICK INTO HIM AND DO THAT DELIGHTFUL THING WITH HIS TONGUE THAT HAS MERLIN WRITHING ON THE BED YET SIMULTANEOUSLY BONELESS.
*AHEM*
AS THEY TIE UP THEIR HORSES, MERLIN TELLS ARTHUR THAT HE REALLY SHOULDN’T GET HIS FREAK ON IN A PLACE LIKE THIS - ALL THEIR OTHER WAYWARD ADVENTURES REALLY HAVEN’T GONE WELL (SEE: 2X13 WHEN THEY ENTERED THAT BAR ON THE WAY TO FIND MERLIN’S FATHER [AKA DRAGONLORD]). UNFORTUNATELY ARTHUR HAS A SHORT MEMORY OR ELSE GETTING HIT ON THE HEAD ALL THE TIME HAS CAUSED PERMANENT MEMORY LOSS, BECAUSE HE JUST LAUGHS AND SAYS “SHE’LL BE RIGHT MATE”
MERLIN’S WOMANLY INSTINCTS ARE ABOUT TO PROVE YOU WRONG, HUSBAND!ARTHUR
TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE SORT-OF GOOD HUMOUR FROM THE WRITERS - MERLIN’S LINES ABOUT ARTHUR BEING ‘SIMPLE’ TURNING INTO “THE SUN IS VERY BRIGHT” WAS ACTUALLY KINDA WITTY ON MERLIN’S PART. XDD SHUT UP OK, I LOL’D. COLIN’S FUCKING FACE WAS PRES TOO.
AS THEY SIT DOWN, THE AMAZINGLY AWESOME BARMAID OF EPIC WIN COMES TO CLEAR THEIR TABLE AND REMARKS HOW HANDSOM “HE” IS.
ARTHUR THINKS SHE IS TALKING ABOUT HIM. HIS SMUG GRIN IS FUCKING SMUG.
BUT IT TURNS OUT SHE IS ACTUALLY CHECKING OUT MERLIN. I THINK I FUCKING *DIED* RIGHT HERE, BECAUSE ALL I CAN SAY IS YES, YES, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! LADY YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME! IN YOUR FUCKING SMUG FACE, ARTHUR!
MERLIN IS ENJOYING THE ATTENTION FROM SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY APPRECIATES HIS GOOD LOOKS AND DOESN’T TAKE THEM FOR GRANTED.
ARTHUR BECOMES SURLY AND JEALOUS LIKE WHOA
LMFAO, OF COURSE MERLIN THINKS IT’S A GREAT IDEA TO BE THERE, NOW THAT HE KNOWS THAT *HE’S* THE ONE THAT’S GOING TO GET HIS EGO STROKED. XDD; (AND BY EGO I MEAN PENIS. BEHIND THE BAR, IN THE UPCOMING SCENE. OBVIOUSLY)
ENTER TROUBLE (HIS NAME FROM HENCE I SHALL CALL HIM), BEARING THIS FUG FACE
HE PROWLS AROUND AND KNOCKS A FEW THINGS OVER AND TAKES MONEY FROM THE AWESOME LADY OF EPIC WIN.
ARTHUR’S INTEREST IS PEAKED. MERLIN KNOWS THAT HIS WOMANLY INSTINCTS ABOUT ‘THIS BEING A BAD IDEA’ ARE ABOUT TO BE PROVED RIGHT.
TROUBLE PULLS A KNIFE ON THE LADY OF EPIC WIN
ARTHUR IS NOT DOWN WITH THIS SHIT AND HAS HIS ‘SRSLY GUNNA KILL J00’ FACE ON
AND OF COURSE STARTS A FIGHT.
BUT IDK, HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO FLY HERE. XDD;
MERLIN JUST SITS WITH HIS MEAD AND THINKS ‘OH GOD, NOT AGAIN’
BUT THEN TROUBLE SAYS THAT HE’S GONNA MAKE ARTHUR PAY, AND MERLIN PRACTICALLY LAUGHS IN HIS FACE. “I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY”
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THE PRIDE HE HAS IN HIS HUSBAND, OMFGOD, SO OBVIOUS RIGHT NOW. SO MUCH FAITH HE HAS IN ARTHUR’S ABILITY, LIKE DAMN, HOW DID ARTHUR RESIST THE URGE TO PICK HIM UP, KISS HIM FIERCELY AND HUMP HIM INTO THE TABLE?!?!?
(GIF ALSO RELEVANT FOR THE NEXT MOMENT WHEN ALL OF TROUBLE’S LACKEYS COME IN TO TURN THIS INTO A PUB BRAWL)
LULZ, MERLIN ALSO WISHING HE HAD KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT RIGHT ABOUT NOW XD
ENTER THE NEW PLOT-POINT CHARACTER OF THE WEEK, GWAINE, SWAGGERING IN SLIGHTLY DRUNK SO THAT HE CAN KICK ASS AND OBVIOUSLY LATER END UP IN BED FOR ADRENALINE!THREESOME SEX
DISPLAYED: THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO IS ABOUT TO FUCK YOU UP
ARTHUR STARTS GETTING HIS FACE PUNCHED IN, AND MERLIN FRETS AND SHOUTS AFTER HIS HUSBAND, DISTRESSED THAT HE IS UNABLE TO GET THROUGH THE MASSES TO HELP HIS HUSBAND
EVEN WHILE TROUBLE IS TRYING TO CHOKE ARTHUR TO DEATH, HE STILL CARES MORE FOR MERLIN AND YELLS OUT TO HIM - WARNING OF A CHAIR THAT IS ABOUT TO BE THROWN AT HIM (LOL)
FUUUUUUUUUUUU SHOW, MY SLASH GOGGLES ARE PRACTICALLY ON FIYAH AND THIS SHIT IS ALL TRUE, RIGHT HERE. MERLIN IS SUCH A FUCKING ARTHUR/MERLIN LOVE STORY.
RANDOM EXTRAS ARE JOINING IN ON THE FIGHTING (LOL AT THEIR PRECIOUSNESS). THIS ONE WAS PARTICULARLY INTO IT.
AND THEN MERLIN JUMPS BEHIND THE BAR FOR HIS GROPING SESSION TO JOIN THE LADY OF EPIC WIN IN SMASHING JUGS AND PLATES OVER TROUBLES’ LACKEY’S HEADS.
GWAINE COMES OVER TO REQUEST A JUG TO DRINK FROM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT (LULZZZZ I KIND OF LOVE YOU EPIC AMOUNTS FOR THIS GWAINE) AND MERLIN IS ALL KINDS OF SHOCKED AND IMPRESSED AND I RECKON HE’S KIND OF LOVE A LITTLE BIT RIGHT NOW.
IT DEFINITELY DOESN’T HELP THAT GWAINE HAS VERY PRETTY HAIR THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN ARTHUR’S PERFECT LOCKS JEALOUS.
FOR ALL THE TROUBLE HE WENT TO THOUGH, POOR GWAINE GETS A KNIFE TO HIS LEG.
MERLIN FRETS A BIT MORE LIKE A WORRIED HOUSEWIFE, BECAUSE NOW HIS NEW FAVOURITE DARK AND HANDSOM STRANGER IS WOUNDED AND LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD
LMFAO SHOW, I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS ONE.
NONETHELESS, MERLIN GETS HIS DOCTOR THING ON AND ARTHUR STRAPS GWAINE TO HIS LAP HORSE.
LOL, NOTICE MERLIN’S FUCKING SMUG PRIDE IN THE BACKGROUND AS ARTHUR TELLS THE PEOPLE TO CALL ON HIM FOR HELP. AWW~ YOUR HUSBAND DID GOOD MERLIN, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD!
TROUBLE IS IN THE STOCKS, GETTING PELTED WITH NASTIES. SUPER FUCKING LOL AT THE APPLE IN HIS MOUTH, YOU KNOW THAT WAS ARTHUR’S IDEA BECAUSE OF HIS SPECIAL KINKS
SO I MIGHT BE GOING TO HELL FOR THIS, BUT AFTER THE CREDITS, ARTHUR AND MERLIN ARE CARRYING GWAINE TO BED, WHILE GAIUS PERVS WATCHES.
CLEARLY SOMETHING VERY KINKY IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN HERE. NEVERMIND THE WOUND XDD
AND OF COURSE I AM RIGHT WHEN GAIUS MENTIONS WATER AND THREAD, AND MERLIN MENTIONS HONEY, BECAUSE OMFG YOU CAN’T HAVE AWESOME THREESOME/FOURSOME SEX WITHOUT SOMETHING TO LICK OFF YOUR NAKED AND DELICIOUS BODY.
GAIUS IS IMPRESSED WITH MERLIN’S LEARNINGS.
YEA, I’M TOTALLY GOING TO HELL. X3
SOOOOOOOOOO, NEXT MORNING, AFTER A NIGHT FILLED WITH MANY TANGLED LIMBS AND ARTHUR AND MERLIN COVERING GWAINE’S BODY IN HONEY AND LICKING IT OFF TORTUROUSLY SLOWLY, GWAINE WAKES UP IN THE MORN, IN MERLIN’S BED.
NAKED.
MERLIN WALKS IN TO WAKE HIM UP IN THE NICE WAY BUT REALISES THAT HE’S ALREADY AWAKE. HE IS STUNNED BY THE BEAUTY OF HIS RIPPED MANCHEST AND HAS TO PAUSE IN THE DOORWAY TO RESIST HIS EARLY MORNING ERECTION
IT DOES NOT STOP THE LOOK OF PURE WANTNOWFUCKINGINMYBED LOOK THAT MERLIN SPORTS AS HE APPROACHES GWAINE.
MERLIN THEN NOTICES THAT GWAINE ALSO SEEMS TO BE SPORTING AN EARLY MORNING ERECTION.
AND NOW ALL HE CAN THINK IS ‘SURELY ARTHUR WON’T MIND IF I TAKE CARE OF THAT ON MY OWN... *PRACTICALLY DROOLING AT THOUGHT*
GWAINE CAN SEE YOU ALMOST DROOLING THERE MERLIN, AND IN A COMPLETELY INTICING WAY SUGGESTS TO MERLIN “I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF GWAINE JR THIS MORNING. YOU CLEARLY WANT TOO”
MERLIN IS MORE THAN HAPPY TO OBLIGE
AFTER, MERLIN GOES TO TEND ARTHUR, BUT MAKES SURE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO STARE (I.E. CHECK OUT) HIS HUSBAND AS HE DOES HIS EARLY MORNING STRETCHES
I DON’T BLAME YOU MERLIN, I BET ARTHUR’S FUCKING PERFECTLY CURVED BACK IS DOING SOMETHING OBSCENE TO HIS ARSE RIGHT NOW.
SEXING THOUGHTS ARE INTERRUPTED HOWEVER WITH THE ARRIVAL OF ONE OF ARTHUR’S EX BOYFRIENDS, AND ARTHUR REMINISCES AND MERLIN ROLLS HIS EYES
AND THE MERLIN DISGUISES HIS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS JEALOUSY BY ATTACKING THE MELEE THAT ARTHUR IS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO (SINCE CLEARLY THAT IS WHERE ARTHUR WILL BE MEETING MANY OF HIS OLD BOYFRIENDS. MERLIN = JEALOUS LIKE WHOA)
ARTHUR FINDS THE RANTING CUTE AT FIRST BUT THEN HE REALISES THAT WHEN HE WAS NEXT TO MERLIN HE SMELT ANOTHER MAN’S SCENT ALL OVER HIM, AND IT SUSPICIOUSLY SMELT LIKE GAWAIN SEX, BUT NOT FROM LAST NIGHT, SO ARTHUR HAS A TANTRUM AND KICKS HIM OUT.
AWW~ ARTHUR IS UPSET THAT MERLIN DID NOT CALL FOR HIM TO BE INCLUDED IN HIS EARLY MORNING THREESOME SEXING ACTIVITIES.
BLAH BLAH BORING BAD GUYS GET THEIR EVIL MAGIC SWORDS AND ACT CREEPY: SEE ALL PREVIOUS VILLAINS.
THOUGH SUPER LOL THAT THE CRYSTALS MAKE THE WEARER ‘TAKE ON ANY FORM’ JUST FROM TOUCHING THEIR ‘BLOOD’. LMFAO, MY MIND, IT THINKS DIRTY THINGS. YOU KNOW, LIKE PENIS POKING, ROUGH SEX AND SUCH.
AND SPEAKING OF LULZ, GWAINE GOES DOWN TO THE MARKET AND JUST ~HAPPENS~ UPON MARY SUE GWEN AND TRIES TO SEDUCE HER WITH DAISIES (CHEAP ARSE) AND PICK UP LINES AND TOTALLY OBVIOUS “I NEED TO HAVE MORE SEX WITH ANYTHING WILLING TO OPEN ITS LEGS”
OBVIOUSLY, GWEN HAS CLASS AND TELLS HIM TO GTFO AND TAKE HIS CHEAP ASS FLOWER WITH HIM.
ELSEWHERE IN THE FOREST, TROUBLE AND HIS LACKEY KILL ANOTHER EX-BOYFRIEND OF ARTHUR’S AND STEAL THEIR IDENTITIES WITH THE MAGIC CRYSTAL. THEY RIDE INTO CAMELOT AND ARTHUR IS PRACTICALLY BOUNCING HE IS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING FAVOURITE EX BOYFRIEND HIM. NOTE MERLIN’S WARY EXPRESSION IN THE BACKGROUND X3
HE HUGS OSWALD IN A MANLY WAY (AND TRYING TO BE PLATONIC, AS WELL)
BEFORE HE TURNS TO PUT A POSSESSIVE HAND ON HIS MANSERVANT WIFE.
HE SHOWS MERLIN OFF LIKE A NEWLY WEDDED WIFE AND TELLS HIS [OBVIOUSLY GOOD EX BOYFRIEND FRIEND] THAT HIS WIFE WOULD BE HAPPY TO WELCOME THEM INTO THEIR HOME AND HELP CARE FOR THEM.
SADLY ARTHUR DOES NOT REALISE IT IS NOT, IN FACT, HIS EX, BUT TROUBLE THE IMPOSTER, WHO SETS ABOUT MAKING MERLIN’S LIFE HELL.
ALSO SADLY, IF MERLIN HAD COMPLAINED, I AM SUS THAT ARTHUR WOULD HAVE REALISED SOONER THAN SOMETHING WAS AFOOT.
I KNOW FOR A FACT HE DEFINITELY WOULD NOT HAVE APPROVED OF THE LEERING AND BED TALK THAT THEY WERE MAKING AT MERLIN.
LETS IGNORE THE SCENE WHERE MERLIN SPITS ALL OVER GAIUS AND JUST SAY THAT MERLIN FINDS IT INCREDULOUS THAT ARTHUR “TREATS HIM WELL”
AWW, POOR MERLIN’S STILL SULKING FROM ARTHUR’S TANTRUM THIS MORNING.
GWEN INTERRUPTS TO TAKE MERLIN TO HIS OTHER, NEW BOYFRIEND, WHO IS GETTING DRUNK IN A TAVERN.
MELRIN IS MORE THAN SLIGHTLY AMAZED THAT HE MANAGED TO SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON ALCOHOL.
LOL MERLIN, NOT EVERYONE IS YOUR KIND OF LIGHTWEIGHT.
FOR A MINUTE HE PROTESTS AND SAYS THAT HE CAN’T AFFORD IT, WHICH GWAINE FINDS ALL KINDS OF ADORABLE, LETS OUT SOME KIND OF CUTE DRUNKEN LAUGH AND FALLS DOWN, LEGS SPREAD OPEN AND INVITING.
HIS WANT FOR MERLIN IS ON DISPLAY RIGHT NOW
WHICH MERLIN CAN CLEARLY SEE AND IS THINKING BACK TO THAT MORNING AND SEX IN HIS BED, AND HOW CRAPPILY ARTHUR TREATED HIM TODAY. SO AFTER COPPING AN EYEFUL, HE THINKS UP A PLAN REAL QUICK.
BECAUSE HE WANTS TO GET GWAINE BACK BETWEEN HIS SHEETS.
SO THEY HEAD BACK TO MERLIN’S ROOM, UNABLE TO KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF EACH OTHER.
GWAINE FALLS INTO BED GIGGLING DRUNKENLY AND BLISSFULLY HAPPY TO BE CARRIED IN MERLIN’S ~BIG~ ~STRONG~ AND ~MANLY~ ARMS
AFTER HEARING THAT, MERLIN JUST CAN’T KEEP HIS HANDS OFF HIM. WHY YES, I KNOW WHERE YOU HAND IS CURRENTLY RESTING MERLIN. IN GWAINE’S CROTCH
THAT FACE SAYS IT ALL.
AFTER THEY FINISH, THEY SNUGGLE AND GWAINE REVEALS THAT HIS FATHER DIED IN BATTLE
MERLIN’S WOOBIE FACE SYMPATHISES BECAUSE HE ALSO LOST HIS FATHER
AND THE PAIR OF THEM BOUND BEAUTIFULLY OVER THEIR LOVE FOR THEIR LOST FATHER, AND IT IS SAD AND MOVING.
THEY FINISH THEIR INTENSE BONDING SESSION WITH GWAINE MOVING TO GET A HOLD ON MERLIN
AND FIXING HIM WITH A LOOK THAT BASICALLY MELTS HIS FUCKING CLOTHES OFF, AND MERLIN IS HELPLESS TO RESIST THE NEED AND WANT THAT ENVELOPES HIM.
GWAINE AND MERLIN HAVE COMFORT SEX FOR A LONG WHILE BEFORE FALLING ASLEEP IN EACH OTHER’S ARMS. ;'D
NEXT MORNING, MERLIN GOES TO TEND TO ARTHUR (HE IS LATE THOUGH, WHICH IS OF IMPORT. *WE* ALL KNOW THAT WHEN GWAINE AND MERLIN WOKE UP THERE WAS MUTUAL MORNING ERECTION PLEASING =D)
HE IS QUITE JITTERY AND BRIGHT EYED. CLEARLY STILL RECOVERING FROM ALL THIS NEW MIND-BLOWING SEX HE’S HAVING.
ARTHUR FIXES HIM WITH HIS X-RAY VISION COLD HARD STARE, BECAUSE HE IS UNTO MERLIN’S SEXUAL DEVIATIONS.
ARTHUR THEN BEGINS TO READ OFF THE TAVERN BILL, THOUGH BY THE LOOK ON HIS FACE, I THINK HE’S GETTING THE WRONG RIGHT IDEA ABOUT WHERE MERLIN SKIPPED OFF TO LAST NIGHT, INSTEAD OF COMING TO *HIS* BED
OH ARTHUR, YOUR JEALOUSY BECOMES YOU.
MERLIN JUST CONTINUES TO DEFEND HIS NEW BOYFRIEND WITH AN INSOLENCE THAT ONLY FUELS ARTHUR’S NEWFOUND SUSPICIONS AND JEALOUSY.
LOL, SO THEY ARE SENT FOR “PUNISHMENT” ... TOGETHER XDD
IN A SCENE FROM MERLIN’S EVERYDAY LIFE XD;
THEY BITCH ABOUT ARTHUR TOGETHER AND BOUND A LITTLE CLOSER, WHICH REALLY ISN’T HELPING ARTHUR’S POSITION OF ‘MAN OF THE HOUSE’ IN GWAINE’S EYES
AND GWAINE COMES TO MERLIN’S DEFENCE IN A COMPLETELY OBVIOUS AND HEART WARMING WAY, SAYING HE HIS FATHER WOULD HAVE TREATED HIS SERVANTS WELL, NOT LIKE BRAGGART!ARTHUR IS.
MERLIN IS KIND OF SHOCKED TO HEAR SOMEONE DEFEND HIM SO WARMLY BEFORE. HE IS USED TO ARTHUR’S COLDNESS JEALOUSY AND IS GETTING ALL FUZZY INSIDE FROM LISTENING TO THE WAY GWAINE IS TALKING.
AND TO PUNCTUATE THE POINT OF GWAINE’S FLIRTATION, HE ENDS UP SLAPPING HIM ON THE LEG WITH THE BRUSH
;ALKDFGJA;LKJG;ALJ *BRAIN SHORT-CIRCUITS* THIS IS LIKE, THE ULTIMATE IN FOREPLAY RIGHT HERE. LIKE WHOA.
MERLIN OBVIOUSLY AGREES AND APPROVES.
THAT MOUTH TELLS ME HE IS DEBATING ONE OF TWO THINGS. FIRST: THAT HE SHOULD BLOW OFF THIS CHORE DO IT WITH MAGIC AND TAKE GWAINE BACK TO HIS BED SO THEY CAN CONTINUE THIS FLIRTATION SOME MORE. SECOND: BLOWING OFF THIS CHORE SO HE CAN BLOW GWAINE RIGHT HERE AND NOW ON THE STAIRS.
I VOTE FOR BOTH, REALLY. THEY BOTH SEEM LIKE PRETTY GOOD FUCKING OPTIONS ^.^
OTHER THING OF NOTE: GWAINE’S VOICE AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS SCENE HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK. INSTA-ORGASM, RIGHT THERE.
ARTHUR, MEANWHILE, IS VENTING HIS FRUSTRATION AND JEALOUSY ON AN INANIMATE TARGET PRACTICE DOLL.
NON-EX-BOYFRIEND OSWALD COMES ALONG WITH HIS FUCKING SMUG SMIRK AND COMMENTS THAT ARTHUR COULD VENT HIS FRUSTRATION OUT ON HIM.
ARTHUR KIND OF LIKES THIS IDEA VERY MUCH AND SO STARTS HAVING IT OFF WITH HIS EX. IN FRONT OF MERLIN, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THAT’S HOW ONE WOULD PRELUDE ANGRY MAKEUP SEX
LULZ, TAKE A MOMENT TO CHECK OUT TROUBLE’S LACKEY IN THE BACKGROUND, TOTALLY CHECKING OUT HIS BOSS’S NEW BODY. IT’S OK BOY, HE DOES LOOK KINDA HOT. NO SHAME IN ADMITTING YOU WANT HIM.
XDDDD
AFTER BEING ‘BEATEN’ SO THOROUGHLY, TROUBLE NEEDS COMFORT WITH A TOTALLY SHAMELESS BUTT GROPING.
IF THIS WAS THE ACTUAL SIR OSWALD, I WOULD SAY THAT HE NEEDS THE COMFORT BECAUSE HIS EX ONLY BARELY TREATED HIM BETTER THAN HIS WIFE SERVANT, AND HE’S ALL ANGSTY AT HAVING LOST TO ARTHUR NOW.
ERM.
MERLIN IS DOING HIS WIFELY DUTIES - TIDYING AND CLEARING AWAY THE DISHES - WHEN HE NOTICES TWO LONG ‘SWORDS’ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE. NOW WE ALL KNOW HOW THE SHOW FEELS ABOUT PHALLIC OBJECTS, SO MERLIN HAS TO FONDLE THEM A LITTLE.
UNFORTUNATELY TROUBLE DOES NOT WANT MERLIN FONDLING HIS SWORD [BUTTHURT FROM EARLIER PUBLIC FLOGGING XD]
SO MERLIN RUNS OFF TO GAIUS TO GET HIS FINGER TENDED TOO. AND NOW I REPEAT: ‘I WILL NOT THINK IT I WILL NOT THINK IT I WILL NOT THINK IT’
*BEATS BRAIN OUT OF PERVY PLACE* THERE ARE MEANT TO BE LIMITS, SELF!
OF COURSE MY PERVERSION IS NOT HELPED WHEN GWAINE GETS HIS HOT BOD INTO SHOT, FUCKING *STARING* AT MERLIN’S FINGER.
I THINK HE’S THINKING THE SAME KIND OF NAUGHTY THINGS I AM. LIKE HOW PERFECT COLIN MORGAN’S FINGERS ARE AND HOW GOOD THEY WOULD BE INSIDE ME GWAINE AND ARTHUR.
OH RIGHT, THERE IS PLOT HERE. GWAINE TRIES TO BE NOBLE AND SAYS HE WILL STEAL THE SWORD, BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT IF MERLIN GOT CAUGHT, HE’D BE USELESS AT FIGHTING HIS WAY OUT. BUT MERLIN COUNTERS THAT *HE* HAS MORE BUSINESS BEING THERE AND BEATS GWAINE INTO SUBMISSION WITH THE POWER OF HIS LOGIC (OMG! :O) AND PERKY EARS.
AS MERLIN ENTERS INTO THE DARK CHAMBERS AT NIGHT (OMFGOD, WHY AT NIGHT MERLIN!), HE CANNOT HELP HIMSELF BUT TAKE ONE MOMENT TO PERV ADMIRE THE EXPANSE OF BACK THAT IS SIR OSWALD’S
AND WHEN HE GETS CLOSER TO HIM, HE CANNOT HELP HIMSELF BUT HAVE ONE OR TWO SNEAKY PEAKS
BUT THEN HE ACTUALLY DOES HIS JOB AND OPENS THE BOX THAT HOLDS THE ‘BLUNT SWORDS’
*SNICKERS IMMATURELY*
AND WHEN NOT-SIR-OSWALD JUST HAPPENS TO TURN OVER, MERLIN IS NOT AT ALL DISTRACTED BY HIS BARE CHEST
EXCEPT HE TOTALLY IS AND FORGOT ALL ABOUT HIS JOB AND INSTEAD JUST SEEMS TO BE LURED BY THE POWER OF HOT!MAN!BOD
MERLIN REACHES OUT TO STROKE THAT DELICIOUS NAKKID CHEST
BUT TROUBLE IS IN DENIAL NOT OSWALD, SO HE DNW YOUR MANLY TOUCH MERLIN
WHICH SOMEHOW TRANSLATES TO ‘KNIFE PLAY’
WHILE TROUBLE’S LACKEY JUST LOOKS ON WITH THIS FUCKING CREEPY AS ALL HELL LEER ON HIS FACE.
HE IS ENJOYING THIS WAY TOO MUCH.
GWAINE STEPS IN TO GIVE THE ‘NO MEANS NO, OTHERWISE ITS RAPE TALK’ ... BUT THAT DOESN’T GO OVER SO WELL, SO HE HAS TO BEAT TROUBLE INTO SUBMISSION
BUT THEN SIR BAMF LEON STEPS IN TO TAKE CHARGE, BECAUSE HE IS KNIGHTLY AND GOOD AND GOING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS BULLSHIT :D
...
FUCK YOU SHOW.
GWAINE BEING MANHANDLED DOES LOOK HOT THOUGH.
GWAINE STATES THAT HE STEPPED IN TO PROTECT MERLIN, AND MERLIN VERY MUCH APPROVES OF THIS PUBLIC CONFESSION OF ETERNAL CIVIL PARTNERSHIP DECLARATION OF BOYFRIENDSHIP
NOT-SIR-OSWALD GOES ON TO STATE THAT GWAINE ACTED LIKE A MAN POSSESSED WITH HIS NEED TO PROTECT HIS NEW FOUND LOVE, MERLIN.
ARTHUR HAS A SPECIAL CASE OF SELECTIVE HEARING (OR ELSE HE MISINTERPRETED THE ‘MAN POSSESSED’ LINE) AND IS TOTALLY BACK IN STARRY-EYED LOVE WITH GWAINE AGAIN, HAVING PROTECTED HIS PRECIOUS MERLIN FROM HIS OBVIOUSLY JEALOUS EXBOYFRIEND.
HE TRIES TO REASON WITH HIS FATHER, COMPLETELY BASED ON THESE EMOTIONS. OBVIOUSLY.
THOUGH HIS FUCKING INSOLENT FACE MAKES IT PLAIN OF WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT PUNISHING HIS NEW BFF-BOYFRIEND GWAINE.
FUUUUUUUUUUU TOO MUCH PERFECTION IN ONE SHOT, I LOVE IT.
ARTHUR LAYS DOWN THE ‘HE SAVED MY LIFE’ EXCUSE AND UTHER CONCEDES TO HIS SONS WISHES, BUT ONLY TO SPARE HIS LIFE AND BANISHES HIM INSTEAD. GWAINE IS STILL SUPER PISSED AT THAT, BECAUSE HE DOES NOT WANT TO LEAVE HIS NEW BFF BOYFRIEND, MERLIN.
THIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE GWAINE ALSO COMES TO UNDERSTAND WHY MERLIN BELIEVES IN AND LOVE ARTHUR SO MUCH. HE PROBABLY DEVELOPED A TINY LITTLE CRUSH FOR HIM RIGHT THERE, BUT UTHER KILLED IT WITH HIS SENTENCE.
IN AN INSANELY GAY FAREWELL SCENE, MERLIN GETS HIS WIFE STATUS ON AND HELPS GWAINE PREPARE TO LEAVE. HE ALSO REASSURES GWAINE THAT *HE* DIDN’T GET SICK OF HIM
THAT STATEMENT MAKES GWAINE HAPPY IN HIS PANTS
AND MERLIN HAS TO DRIVE THE POINT HOME WITH THE COMMENT ‘YOU LIVEN ME UP, ESPECIALLY IN THE MORNING’
THEY CONTINUE TO EYEFUCK WHILE GWAINE LAUGHS AT SUCH BLATANT BEDROOM TALK JUST OUTSIDE OF THE BEDROOM
BEFORE HAVING A FINAL HUGELY FUCKING INSTENSE EYEFUCK OVER THEIR MUTUAL LOVE OF ARTHUR.
GWAINE HAS TO RUN INTO GWEN BEFORE HE LEAVES, BECAUSE THEN ALL THE ‘LOOSE ENDS’ WOULDN’T BE TIED UP. GWEN MAKES IT OBVIOUS ARTHUR IS GOING TO BE WONDERFUL AND GWAINE SEEEEEEEEEEES HER UNREQUITED LOVE IN HER SMILE.
AND LIKE A NICE GENTLEMAN, LETS HER DOWN GENTLY. XD;
BACK IN GAIUS’S CHAMBERS, MERLIN IS PACING AROUND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO KEEP HIS HUSBAND FROM DYING IN THE UPCOMING MELEE.
MERLIN KNOWS HIS HUSBAND *SO WELL* BECAUSE ARTHUR WOULD NEVER BACK DOWN DISPLAYING HIS LEADERSHIP AND COURAGE.
HE COMES TO THE CONCLUSION THAT HE HAS TO PUT HIS OWN LIFE ON THE LINE BY USING HIS MAGIC TO PROTECT ARTHUR, EVEN THOUGH THE KING AND HALF OF CAMELOT WILL BE THERE.
OH MERLIN, THE THINGS YOU DO FOR LOVE. *HUGGLES HIM*
THE MORNING OF THE MELEE AND MERLIN IS HELPING ARTHUR GET READY, WHEN UTHER COMES TO VISIT.
RIGHT NOW, I AM SPAZZING SO MUCH BECAUSE MERLIN IS REMEMBERING HIS STATION AND TO BOW AT THE KING, WHO HAS JUST JOINED THEM. ALFKGJAL;FGJA;LKFJ;LAKJ THERE IS NO DOUBT IN MY MIND RIGHT NOW THAT UTHER DEFINITELY HAD SOME PRIVATE DISCIPLINING “TALKS” WITH MERLIN ABOUT HOW TO ACT AROUND A KING PROPERLY. BECAUSE MERLIN TOTALLY NEVER DID THIS BEFORE
BUT NEVERMIND THAT - BACK TO THE PLOT. UTHER HAS COME TO GIFT ARTHUR WITH HIS FIRST VICTORY BLADE AND PUT SOME EXTRA PRESSURE ON ARTHUR TO WIN.
AS IF THE POOR BOY ISN’T NERVOUS ENOUGH. JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE!
ELSEWHERE, TROUBLE AND LACKEY ARE TAKING A MOMENT TO STRIKE AT EACH OTHER, IN A MANLY WAY.
THEN WE JUMP BACK TO MERLIN TRYING TO CONVINCE ARTHUR THAT THE LAST TIME THEY IGNORED HIS WOMANLY INSTINCTS, THINGS WENT AWRY.
ARTHUR IS ‘TOUCHED BY MERLIN’S CONCERN FOR HIS WELLBEING’
MERLIN PULLS OUT HIS SRS BSNS FACE ABOUT WITHDRAWING
AND ARTHUR ALSO SUBDUES HIMSELF TO SAY THAT AS MUCH AS HE UNDERSTANDS AND LOVES MERLIN, HE HAS TO SHOW THE PEOPLE THAT HE IS FIT TO LEAD THEM.
EVEN THE VIOLINS ARE OUT TO CELEBRATE THEIR MAKING UP MOMENT :'D
MERLIN UNDERSTANDS AND LOOKS AT ARTHUR WITH SUCH LOVE AND RESPECT AND ADORATION IN HIS EYES. THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT BECAUSE IT IS CLEAR THAT THEY ARE MAKING UP HERE AND THEIR MARRIAGE IS BACK TO BEING NEXT-TO-PERFECT
*WEEPS HAPPY TEARS OF JOY* :''''D
FOR ONE BRIEF SECOND, MORGANA IS DISPLAYED IN A BEAUTIFUL DRESS AND HEADDRESS *_*
THE MELEE BEGINS, BLAH BLAH PRETTY FIGHTING, WHICH UTHER IS ENJOYING.
MERLIN MANAGES TO SAVE ARTHUR SEVERAL TIMES THROUGHOUT WITH HIS MAGIC, AND THEN GWAINE [IN DISGUISE] JUMPS INTO THE FRAY TO SAVE ARTHUR FROM BEING KILLED, AND MERLIN IS PRACTICALLY BURSTING WITH JOY WHEN HE REALISES THAT ITS HIS NEW BOYFRIEND, GWAINE.
FUCK, THE LOVE IS PRACTICALLY SHINING OUT OF HIS FACE. SO HAPPY HE IS AT GWAINE FOR SAVING HIS HUSBAND.
GWAINE MANAGES TO KILL THE BAD GUYS WHILE PROTECTING ARTHUR, AND TO SHOW HIS NOBLENESS, ARTHUR YIELDS TO HIS VICTORY (NOT WANTING TO FIGHT SOMEONE WHO SAVED HIM TWICE).
WHEN GWAINE REVEALS HIMSELF, HE IS SO FUCKING JOYFUL TO SEE HIM AND EVEN HAPPIER NOW TO CONCEDE HIS DEFEAT :DDD
BUT UTHER’S FROWN HAS TO RAIN ON EVERYBODY’S PARADE AND ORDERS THE GUARDS TO ARREST GWAINE
TO EVERYONE’S DISPLEASURE, OBVIOUSLY.
BUT WHEN IT IS REVEALED THAT TROUBLE AND LACKEY WERE ACTUALLY TRYING TO KILL ARTHUR, THEY BOTH GO INTO SHOCK.
AWW, ARTHUR PROBABLY JUST REALISED THAT HIS EX-BF IS PROBABLY DEAD AND THAT THIS ASSHOLE DID IT AND HAVE PROBABLY BEEN TREATING HIS WIFE!MERLIN TERRIBLY THIS WHOLE TIME AND T_T
UTHER IS JUST SHOCKED BECAUSE IT’S ~SAUCERY~ AGAIN
ARTHUR RECOVERS ENOUGH TO PLASTER THIS FUCKING SMUG GRIN IN HIS FATHER’S FACE AND PRACTICALLY SING “ONCE AGAIN I OWE GWAINE MY LIFE”
NOW OUR FAVOURITE THREESOME GETS TO HAVE SCREENTIME ALL TO THEMSELVES.
UNFORTUNATELY IT IS NOT ALL HAPPY, BECAUSE UTHER WILL NOT LIFT HIS BANISHMENT. GWAINE IS BITTER, BECAUSE NOW HE CANNOT BE THE PERMANENT FILLING IN AN M/A SANDWICH
AND HERE, FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME EVER, ARTHUR *FINALLY* FINALLY SAYS THE WORDS THAT MAKE MY HEART SOAR WITH JOY.
“MY FATHER IS WRONG”.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MERLIN, BLESS HIS SOUL, STILL DOES NOT WANT TO BE PARTED FROM THE NEW ADDITION TO HIS SEXY KNIGHTS ARSENAL. HE WANTS GWAINE TO STAY AND EVEN TELLS HIM THE EXACT WAY TO GET PARDONED
OH MERLIN AND YOUR GRATUITOUS HAND PORN, YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY AND OBVIOUS RIGHT NOW.
GWAINE IS AMUSED, AND TOUCHED, BY MERLIN’S RELUCTANCE TO SEE HIM GO
“SO STAY” - SAID WITH COMPLETELY IRRESISTIBLE LOOK
GWAINE DOES NOT DENY IT, NOR DOES HE DENY THAT HIMSELF, MERLIN AND ARTHUR ARE PRACTICALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER.
AND SHAMELESSLY, LOVINGLY TOUCHES HIM ONE LAST TIME
GWAINE WAVES FAREWELL TO HIS TWO LOVES,
WHO BOTH MUST BE TOGETHER TO COMFORT EACH OTHER AS THEY WATCH HIM WALK OUT OF THEIR LIVES ;_;
BUT ARTHUR’S JEALOUS RAGE IS BACK IN FULL FORCE WHEN HE SEES GWAINE TALKING TO SOMEONE OTHER THAN THEM
MERLIN IS AMUSED BY HIS HUSBAND’S JEALOUSY. XDDD;
AND ARTHUR SPLUTTERS ABOUT HOW HE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT - GWAINE HAS *THEM*. MERLIN RETALIATES WITH HIS BEST BITCHFACE AND PRACTICALLY BEATING ARTHUR OVER THE HEAD WITH THE KNIGHTS CODE AND HOW ‘IF GWAINE WAS A KNIGHT, HE COULD STAY HERE AND HE WOULDN’T HAVE TO LEAVE US’.
ARTHUR RESPONDS TO MERLIN’S SHARP TONGUE BY GRABBING HIM AND PRACTICALLY SHOVING HIM IN THE DIRECTION OF THEIR CHAMBERS SOMEWHERE DESERTED.
THEY EVEN HOLD HANDS AND FONDLE EACH OTHER ON THE WAY TO THEIR SEXING PLACE
BUT THOSE ROAMING HANDS MAKES THEM EVEN MORE HASTEY AND THEY JUST START RUNNING TO THE NEAREST CONVENIENT CORNER (BED/WALL/TREE/DARK CORNER/STABLES/SHED/DESERTED CORRIDOR/YOUGETHEIDEA)
FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS SHOW, FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. I AM DYING HERE!
NEXT WEEK GUISE, MY MERLIN/MORGANA SHIP IS A-SAILING AGAIN~~ 8DDD
EVERYONE’S FAVOURITE MARRIED COUPLE ARE STROLLING THROUGH THE FOREST ON HORSEBACK, BEFORE COMING TO A RIDGE FROM WHERE THEY SEE A BEAUTIFUL AND SPARSELY POPULATED VALLEY. IT IS QUITE OBVIOUSLY A LOVERS FAIRY TALE SETTING, WITH THE BIRDS CHIRPING AND STREAMING LIGHT AND OUR BOYS JUST ~HAPPENED~ UPON IT IN A MOMENT OF CONVENIENCE. THERE SEEMS TO BE A LONE INN AND A FEW COTTAGES, IN WHICH ARTHUR AND MERLIN CAN GET THEIR FREAKY ON. EVIDENCED BY MERLIN AND ARTHUR/S LINES:
ARTHUR: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEEDS AFTER A HARD DAY’S HUNT OF YOUR ASS
MERLIN: SLEEP (AKA, A BED)
ARTHUR: MEAD
MERLIN LOOKS MORE THAN A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE SITTING ON HIS HORSE, DON’T WE AGREE?
ARTHUR IS LOOKING SUSPICIOUSLY PERKY AND GLOWLY AND BRIGHT-EYED. I’M SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
BECAUSE THEY CLEARLY NEED TO CELEBRATE ARTHUR’S AMAZING HUNTING ABILITIES. I’M JUST SAYIN’.
MERLIN JUST LOOKS EXASPERATED AT HIS HUSBAND’S NEED TO CELEBRATE.
HE JUST WANTS ARTHUR TO STRIP HIM DOWN IN BED, LICK INTO HIM AND DO THAT DELIGHTFUL THING WITH HIS TONGUE THAT HAS MERLIN WRITHING ON THE BED YET SIMULTANEOUSLY BONELESS.
*AHEM*
AS THEY TIE UP THEIR HORSES, MERLIN TELLS ARTHUR THAT HE REALLY SHOULDN’T GET HIS FREAK ON IN A PLACE LIKE THIS - ALL THEIR OTHER WAYWARD ADVENTURES REALLY HAVEN’T GONE WELL (SEE: 2X13 WHEN THEY ENTERED THAT BAR ON THE WAY TO FIND MERLIN’S FATHER [AKA DRAGONLORD]). UNFORTUNATELY ARTHUR HAS A SHORT MEMORY OR ELSE GETTING HIT ON THE HEAD ALL THE TIME HAS CAUSED PERMANENT MEMORY LOSS, BECAUSE HE JUST LAUGHS AND SAYS “SHE’LL BE RIGHT MATE”
MERLIN’S WOMANLY INSTINCTS ARE ABOUT TO PROVE YOU WRONG, HUSBAND!ARTHUR
TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE SORT-OF GOOD HUMOUR FROM THE WRITERS - MERLIN’S LINES ABOUT ARTHUR BEING ‘SIMPLE’ TURNING INTO “THE SUN IS VERY BRIGHT” WAS ACTUALLY KINDA WITTY ON MERLIN’S PART. XDD SHUT UP OK, I LOL’D. COLIN’S FUCKING FACE WAS PRES TOO.
AS THEY SIT DOWN, THE AMAZINGLY AWESOME BARMAID OF EPIC WIN COMES TO CLEAR THEIR TABLE AND REMARKS HOW HANDSOM “HE” IS.
ARTHUR THINKS SHE IS TALKING ABOUT HIM. HIS SMUG GRIN IS FUCKING SMUG.
BUT IT TURNS OUT SHE IS ACTUALLY CHECKING OUT MERLIN. I THINK I FUCKING *DIED* RIGHT HERE, BECAUSE ALL I CAN SAY IS YES, YES, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! LADY YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME! IN YOUR FUCKING SMUG FACE, ARTHUR!
MERLIN IS ENJOYING THE ATTENTION FROM SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY APPRECIATES HIS GOOD LOOKS AND DOESN’T TAKE THEM FOR GRANTED.
ARTHUR BECOMES SURLY AND JEALOUS LIKE WHOA
LMFAO, OF COURSE MERLIN THINKS IT’S A GREAT IDEA TO BE THERE, NOW THAT HE KNOWS THAT *HE’S* THE ONE THAT’S GOING TO GET HIS EGO STROKED. XDD; (AND BY EGO I MEAN PENIS. BEHIND THE BAR, IN THE UPCOMING SCENE. OBVIOUSLY)
ENTER TROUBLE (HIS NAME FROM HENCE I SHALL CALL HIM), BEARING THIS FUG FACE
HE PROWLS AROUND AND KNOCKS A FEW THINGS OVER AND TAKES MONEY FROM THE AWESOME LADY OF EPIC WIN.
ARTHUR’S INTEREST IS PEAKED. MERLIN KNOWS THAT HIS WOMANLY INSTINCTS ABOUT ‘THIS BEING A BAD IDEA’ ARE ABOUT TO BE PROVED RIGHT.
TROUBLE PULLS A KNIFE ON THE LADY OF EPIC WIN
ARTHUR IS NOT DOWN WITH THIS SHIT AND HAS HIS ‘SRSLY GUNNA KILL J00’ FACE ON
AND OF COURSE STARTS A FIGHT.
BUT IDK, HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO FLY HERE. XDD;
MERLIN JUST SITS WITH HIS MEAD AND THINKS ‘OH GOD, NOT AGAIN’
BUT THEN TROUBLE SAYS THAT HE’S GONNA MAKE ARTHUR PAY, AND MERLIN PRACTICALLY LAUGHS IN HIS FACE. “I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY”
AL;KFGJA;LJGADLFJG;ALDFKKJGA;LDKKJF
THE PRIDE HE HAS IN HIS HUSBAND, OMFGOD, SO OBVIOUS RIGHT NOW. SO MUCH FAITH HE HAS IN ARTHUR’S ABILITY, LIKE DAMN, HOW DID ARTHUR RESIST THE URGE TO PICK HIM UP, KISS HIM FIERCELY AND HUMP HIM INTO THE TABLE?!?!?
(GIF ALSO RELEVANT FOR THE NEXT MOMENT WHEN ALL OF TROUBLE’S LACKEYS COME IN TO TURN THIS INTO A PUB BRAWL)
LULZ, MERLIN ALSO WISHING HE HAD KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT RIGHT ABOUT NOW XD
ENTER THE NEW PLOT-POINT CHARACTER OF THE WEEK, GWAINE, SWAGGERING IN SLIGHTLY DRUNK SO THAT HE CAN KICK ASS AND OBVIOUSLY LATER END UP IN BED FOR ADRENALINE!THREESOME SEX
DISPLAYED: THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO IS ABOUT TO FUCK YOU UP
ARTHUR STARTS GETTING HIS FACE PUNCHED IN, AND MERLIN FRETS AND SHOUTS AFTER HIS HUSBAND, DISTRESSED THAT HE IS UNABLE TO GET THROUGH THE MASSES TO HELP HIS HUSBAND
EVEN WHILE TROUBLE IS TRYING TO CHOKE ARTHUR TO DEATH, HE STILL CARES MORE FOR MERLIN AND YELLS OUT TO HIM - WARNING OF A CHAIR THAT IS ABOUT TO BE THROWN AT HIM (LOL)
FUUUUUUUUUUUU SHOW, MY SLASH GOGGLES ARE PRACTICALLY ON FIYAH AND THIS SHIT IS ALL TRUE, RIGHT HERE. MERLIN IS SUCH A FUCKING ARTHUR/MERLIN LOVE STORY.
RANDOM EXTRAS ARE JOINING IN ON THE FIGHTING (LOL AT THEIR PRECIOUSNESS). THIS ONE WAS PARTICULARLY INTO IT.
AND THEN MERLIN JUMPS BEHIND THE BAR FOR HIS GROPING SESSION TO JOIN THE LADY OF EPIC WIN IN SMASHING JUGS AND PLATES OVER TROUBLES’ LACKEY’S HEADS.
GWAINE COMES OVER TO REQUEST A JUG TO DRINK FROM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT (LULZZZZ I KIND OF LOVE YOU EPIC AMOUNTS FOR THIS GWAINE) AND MERLIN IS ALL KINDS OF SHOCKED AND IMPRESSED AND I RECKON HE’S KIND OF LOVE A LITTLE BIT RIGHT NOW.
IT DEFINITELY DOESN’T HELP THAT GWAINE HAS VERY PRETTY HAIR THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN ARTHUR’S PERFECT LOCKS JEALOUS.
FOR ALL THE TROUBLE HE WENT TO THOUGH, POOR GWAINE GETS A KNIFE TO HIS LEG.
MERLIN FRETS A BIT MORE LIKE A WORRIED HOUSEWIFE, BECAUSE NOW HIS NEW FAVOURITE DARK AND HANDSOM STRANGER IS WOUNDED AND LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD
LMFAO SHOW, I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS ONE.
NONETHELESS, MERLIN GETS HIS DOCTOR THING ON AND ARTHUR STRAPS GWAINE TO HIS LAP HORSE.
LOL, NOTICE MERLIN’S FUCKING SMUG PRIDE IN THE BACKGROUND AS ARTHUR TELLS THE PEOPLE TO CALL ON HIM FOR HELP. AWW~ YOUR HUSBAND DID GOOD MERLIN, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD!
TROUBLE IS IN THE STOCKS, GETTING PELTED WITH NASTIES. SUPER FUCKING LOL AT THE APPLE IN HIS MOUTH, YOU KNOW THAT WAS ARTHUR’S IDEA BECAUSE OF HIS SPECIAL KINKS
SO I MIGHT BE GOING TO HELL FOR THIS, BUT AFTER THE CREDITS, ARTHUR AND MERLIN ARE CARRYING GWAINE TO BED, WHILE GAIUS PERVS WATCHES.
CLEARLY SOMETHING VERY KINKY IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN HERE. NEVERMIND THE WOUND XDD
AND OF COURSE I AM RIGHT WHEN GAIUS MENTIONS WATER AND THREAD, AND MERLIN MENTIONS HONEY, BECAUSE OMFG YOU CAN’T HAVE AWESOME THREESOME/FOURSOME SEX WITHOUT SOMETHING TO LICK OFF YOUR NAKED AND DELICIOUS BODY.
GAIUS IS IMPRESSED WITH MERLIN’S LEARNINGS.
YEA, I’M TOTALLY GOING TO HELL. X3
SOOOOOOOOOO, NEXT MORNING, AFTER A NIGHT FILLED WITH MANY TANGLED LIMBS AND ARTHUR AND MERLIN COVERING GWAINE’S BODY IN HONEY AND LICKING IT OFF TORTUROUSLY SLOWLY, GWAINE WAKES UP IN THE MORN, IN MERLIN’S BED.
NAKED.
MERLIN WALKS IN TO WAKE HIM UP IN THE NICE WAY BUT REALISES THAT HE’S ALREADY AWAKE. HE IS STUNNED BY THE BEAUTY OF HIS RIPPED MANCHEST AND HAS TO PAUSE IN THE DOORWAY TO RESIST HIS EARLY MORNING ERECTION
IT DOES NOT STOP THE LOOK OF PURE WANTNOWFUCKINGINMYBED LOOK THAT MERLIN SPORTS AS HE APPROACHES GWAINE.
MERLIN THEN NOTICES THAT GWAINE ALSO SEEMS TO BE SPORTING AN EARLY MORNING ERECTION.
AND NOW ALL HE CAN THINK IS ‘SURELY ARTHUR WON’T MIND IF I TAKE CARE OF THAT ON MY OWN... *PRACTICALLY DROOLING AT THOUGHT*
GWAINE CAN SEE YOU ALMOST DROOLING THERE MERLIN, AND IN A COMPLETELY INTICING WAY SUGGESTS TO MERLIN “I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF GWAINE JR THIS MORNING. YOU CLEARLY WANT TOO”
MERLIN IS MORE THAN HAPPY TO OBLIGE
AFTER, MERLIN GOES TO TEND ARTHUR, BUT MAKES SURE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO STARE (I.E. CHECK OUT) HIS HUSBAND AS HE DOES HIS EARLY MORNING STRETCHES
I DON’T BLAME YOU MERLIN, I BET ARTHUR’S FUCKING PERFECTLY CURVED BACK IS DOING SOMETHING OBSCENE TO HIS ARSE RIGHT NOW.
SEXING THOUGHTS ARE INTERRUPTED HOWEVER WITH THE ARRIVAL OF ONE OF ARTHUR’S EX BOYFRIENDS, AND ARTHUR REMINISCES AND MERLIN ROLLS HIS EYES
AND THE MERLIN DISGUISES HIS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS JEALOUSY BY ATTACKING THE MELEE THAT ARTHUR IS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO (SINCE CLEARLY THAT IS WHERE ARTHUR WILL BE MEETING MANY OF HIS OLD BOYFRIENDS. MERLIN = JEALOUS LIKE WHOA)
ARTHUR FINDS THE RANTING CUTE AT FIRST BUT THEN HE REALISES THAT WHEN HE WAS NEXT TO MERLIN HE SMELT ANOTHER MAN’S SCENT ALL OVER HIM, AND IT SUSPICIOUSLY SMELT LIKE GAWAIN SEX, BUT NOT FROM LAST NIGHT, SO ARTHUR HAS A TANTRUM AND KICKS HIM OUT.
AWW~ ARTHUR IS UPSET THAT MERLIN DID NOT CALL FOR HIM TO BE INCLUDED IN HIS EARLY MORNING THREESOME SEXING ACTIVITIES.
BLAH BLAH BORING BAD GUYS GET THEIR EVIL MAGIC SWORDS AND ACT CREEPY: SEE ALL PREVIOUS VILLAINS.
THOUGH SUPER LOL THAT THE CRYSTALS MAKE THE WEARER ‘TAKE ON ANY FORM’ JUST FROM TOUCHING THEIR ‘BLOOD’. LMFAO, MY MIND, IT THINKS DIRTY THINGS. YOU KNOW, LIKE PENIS POKING, ROUGH SEX AND SUCH.
AND SPEAKING OF LULZ, GWAINE GOES DOWN TO THE MARKET AND JUST ~HAPPENS~ UPON MARY SUE GWEN AND TRIES TO SEDUCE HER WITH DAISIES (CHEAP ARSE) AND PICK UP LINES AND TOTALLY OBVIOUS “I NEED TO HAVE MORE SEX WITH ANYTHING WILLING TO OPEN ITS LEGS”
OBVIOUSLY, GWEN HAS CLASS AND TELLS HIM TO GTFO AND TAKE HIS CHEAP ASS FLOWER WITH HIM.
ELSEWHERE IN THE FOREST, TROUBLE AND HIS LACKEY KILL ANOTHER EX-BOYFRIEND OF ARTHUR’S AND STEAL THEIR IDENTITIES WITH THE MAGIC CRYSTAL. THEY RIDE INTO CAMELOT AND ARTHUR IS PRACTICALLY BOUNCING HE IS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING FAVOURITE EX BOYFRIEND HIM. NOTE MERLIN’S WARY EXPRESSION IN THE BACKGROUND X3
HE HUGS OSWALD IN A MANLY WAY (AND TRYING TO BE PLATONIC, AS WELL)
BEFORE HE TURNS TO PUT A POSSESSIVE HAND ON HIS MANSERVANT WIFE.
HE SHOWS MERLIN OFF LIKE A NEWLY WEDDED WIFE AND TELLS HIS [OBVIOUSLY GOOD EX BOYFRIEND FRIEND] THAT HIS WIFE WOULD BE HAPPY TO WELCOME THEM INTO THEIR HOME AND HELP CARE FOR THEM.
SADLY ARTHUR DOES NOT REALISE IT IS NOT, IN FACT, HIS EX, BUT TROUBLE THE IMPOSTER, WHO SETS ABOUT MAKING MERLIN’S LIFE HELL.
ALSO SADLY, IF MERLIN HAD COMPLAINED, I AM SUS THAT ARTHUR WOULD HAVE REALISED SOONER THAN SOMETHING WAS AFOOT.
I KNOW FOR A FACT HE DEFINITELY WOULD NOT HAVE APPROVED OF THE LEERING AND BED TALK THAT THEY WERE MAKING AT MERLIN.
LETS IGNORE THE SCENE WHERE MERLIN SPITS ALL OVER GAIUS AND JUST SAY THAT MERLIN FINDS IT INCREDULOUS THAT ARTHUR “TREATS HIM WELL”
AWW, POOR MERLIN’S STILL SULKING FROM ARTHUR’S TANTRUM THIS MORNING.
GWEN INTERRUPTS TO TAKE MERLIN TO HIS OTHER, NEW BOYFRIEND, WHO IS GETTING DRUNK IN A TAVERN.
MELRIN IS MORE THAN SLIGHTLY AMAZED THAT HE MANAGED TO SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON ALCOHOL.
LOL MERLIN, NOT EVERYONE IS YOUR KIND OF LIGHTWEIGHT.
FOR A MINUTE HE PROTESTS AND SAYS THAT HE CAN’T AFFORD IT, WHICH GWAINE FINDS ALL KINDS OF ADORABLE, LETS OUT SOME KIND OF CUTE DRUNKEN LAUGH AND FALLS DOWN, LEGS SPREAD OPEN AND INVITING.
HIS WANT FOR MERLIN IS ON DISPLAY RIGHT NOW
WHICH MERLIN CAN CLEARLY SEE AND IS THINKING BACK TO THAT MORNING AND SEX IN HIS BED, AND HOW CRAPPILY ARTHUR TREATED HIM TODAY. SO AFTER COPPING AN EYEFUL, HE THINKS UP A PLAN REAL QUICK.
BECAUSE HE WANTS TO GET GWAINE BACK BETWEEN HIS SHEETS.
SO THEY HEAD BACK TO MERLIN’S ROOM, UNABLE TO KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF EACH OTHER.
GWAINE FALLS INTO BED GIGGLING DRUNKENLY AND BLISSFULLY HAPPY TO BE CARRIED IN MERLIN’S ~BIG~ ~STRONG~ AND ~MANLY~ ARMS
AFTER HEARING THAT, MERLIN JUST CAN’T KEEP HIS HANDS OFF HIM. WHY YES, I KNOW WHERE YOU HAND IS CURRENTLY RESTING MERLIN. IN GWAINE’S CROTCH
THAT FACE SAYS IT ALL.
AFTER THEY FINISH, THEY SNUGGLE AND GWAINE REVEALS THAT HIS FATHER DIED IN BATTLE
MERLIN’S WOOBIE FACE SYMPATHISES BECAUSE HE ALSO LOST HIS FATHER
AND THE PAIR OF THEM BOUND BEAUTIFULLY OVER THEIR LOVE FOR THEIR LOST FATHER, AND IT IS SAD AND MOVING.
THEY FINISH THEIR INTENSE BONDING SESSION WITH GWAINE MOVING TO GET A HOLD ON MERLIN
AND FIXING HIM WITH A LOOK THAT BASICALLY MELTS HIS FUCKING CLOTHES OFF, AND MERLIN IS HELPLESS TO RESIST THE NEED AND WANT THAT ENVELOPES HIM.
GWAINE AND MERLIN HAVE COMFORT SEX FOR A LONG WHILE BEFORE FALLING ASLEEP IN EACH OTHER’S ARMS. ;'D
NEXT MORNING, MERLIN GOES TO TEND TO ARTHUR (HE IS LATE THOUGH, WHICH IS OF IMPORT. *WE* ALL KNOW THAT WHEN GWAINE AND MERLIN WOKE UP THERE WAS MUTUAL MORNING ERECTION PLEASING =D)
HE IS QUITE JITTERY AND BRIGHT EYED. CLEARLY STILL RECOVERING FROM ALL THIS NEW MIND-BLOWING SEX HE’S HAVING.
ARTHUR FIXES HIM WITH HIS X-RAY VISION COLD HARD STARE, BECAUSE HE IS UNTO MERLIN’S SEXUAL DEVIATIONS.
ARTHUR THEN BEGINS TO READ OFF THE TAVERN BILL, THOUGH BY THE LOOK ON HIS FACE, I THINK HE’S GETTING THE WRONG RIGHT IDEA ABOUT WHERE MERLIN SKIPPED OFF TO LAST NIGHT, INSTEAD OF COMING TO *HIS* BED
OH ARTHUR, YOUR JEALOUSY BECOMES YOU.
MERLIN JUST CONTINUES TO DEFEND HIS NEW BOYFRIEND WITH AN INSOLENCE THAT ONLY FUELS ARTHUR’S NEWFOUND SUSPICIONS AND JEALOUSY.
LOL, SO THEY ARE SENT FOR “PUNISHMENT” ... TOGETHER XDD
IN A SCENE FROM MERLIN’S EVERYDAY LIFE XD;
THEY BITCH ABOUT ARTHUR TOGETHER AND BOUND A LITTLE CLOSER, WHICH REALLY ISN’T HELPING ARTHUR’S POSITION OF ‘MAN OF THE HOUSE’ IN GWAINE’S EYES
AND GWAINE COMES TO MERLIN’S DEFENCE IN A COMPLETELY OBVIOUS AND HEART WARMING WAY, SAYING HE HIS FATHER WOULD HAVE TREATED HIS SERVANTS WELL, NOT LIKE BRAGGART!ARTHUR IS.
MERLIN IS KIND OF SHOCKED TO HEAR SOMEONE DEFEND HIM SO WARMLY BEFORE. HE IS USED TO ARTHUR’S COLDNESS JEALOUSY AND IS GETTING ALL FUZZY INSIDE FROM LISTENING TO THE WAY GWAINE IS TALKING.
AND TO PUNCTUATE THE POINT OF GWAINE’S FLIRTATION, HE ENDS UP SLAPPING HIM ON THE LEG WITH THE BRUSH
;ALKDFGJA;LKJG;ALJ *BRAIN SHORT-CIRCUITS* THIS IS LIKE, THE ULTIMATE IN FOREPLAY RIGHT HERE. LIKE WHOA.
MERLIN OBVIOUSLY AGREES AND APPROVES.
THAT MOUTH TELLS ME HE IS DEBATING ONE OF TWO THINGS. FIRST: THAT HE SHOULD BLOW OFF THIS CHORE DO IT WITH MAGIC AND TAKE GWAINE BACK TO HIS BED SO THEY CAN CONTINUE THIS FLIRTATION SOME MORE. SECOND: BLOWING OFF THIS CHORE SO HE CAN BLOW GWAINE RIGHT HERE AND NOW ON THE STAIRS.
I VOTE FOR BOTH, REALLY. THEY BOTH SEEM LIKE PRETTY GOOD FUCKING OPTIONS ^.^
OTHER THING OF NOTE: GWAINE’S VOICE AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS SCENE HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK. INSTA-ORGASM, RIGHT THERE.
ARTHUR, MEANWHILE, IS VENTING HIS FRUSTRATION AND JEALOUSY ON AN INANIMATE TARGET PRACTICE DOLL.
NON-EX-BOYFRIEND OSWALD COMES ALONG WITH HIS FUCKING SMUG SMIRK AND COMMENTS THAT ARTHUR COULD VENT HIS FRUSTRATION OUT ON HIM.
ARTHUR KIND OF LIKES THIS IDEA VERY MUCH AND SO STARTS HAVING IT OFF WITH HIS EX. IN FRONT OF MERLIN, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THAT’S HOW ONE WOULD PRELUDE ANGRY MAKEUP SEX
LULZ, TAKE A MOMENT TO CHECK OUT TROUBLE’S LACKEY IN THE BACKGROUND, TOTALLY CHECKING OUT HIS BOSS’S NEW BODY. IT’S OK BOY, HE DOES LOOK KINDA HOT. NO SHAME IN ADMITTING YOU WANT HIM.
XDDDD
AFTER BEING ‘BEATEN’ SO THOROUGHLY, TROUBLE NEEDS COMFORT WITH A TOTALLY SHAMELESS BUTT GROPING.
IF THIS WAS THE ACTUAL SIR OSWALD, I WOULD SAY THAT HE NEEDS THE COMFORT BECAUSE HIS EX ONLY BARELY TREATED HIM BETTER THAN HIS WIFE SERVANT, AND HE’S ALL ANGSTY AT HAVING LOST TO ARTHUR NOW.
ERM.
MERLIN IS DOING HIS WIFELY DUTIES - TIDYING AND CLEARING AWAY THE DISHES - WHEN HE NOTICES TWO LONG ‘SWORDS’ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE. NOW WE ALL KNOW HOW THE SHOW FEELS ABOUT PHALLIC OBJECTS, SO MERLIN HAS TO FONDLE THEM A LITTLE.
UNFORTUNATELY TROUBLE DOES NOT WANT MERLIN FONDLING HIS SWORD [BUTTHURT FROM EARLIER PUBLIC FLOGGING XD]
SO MERLIN RUNS OFF TO GAIUS TO GET HIS FINGER TENDED TOO. AND NOW I REPEAT: ‘I WILL NOT THINK IT I WILL NOT THINK IT I WILL NOT THINK IT’
*BEATS BRAIN OUT OF PERVY PLACE* THERE ARE MEANT TO BE LIMITS, SELF!
OF COURSE MY PERVERSION IS NOT HELPED WHEN GWAINE GETS HIS HOT BOD INTO SHOT, FUCKING *STARING* AT MERLIN’S FINGER.
I THINK HE’S THINKING THE SAME KIND OF NAUGHTY THINGS I AM. LIKE HOW PERFECT COLIN MORGAN’S FINGERS ARE AND HOW GOOD THEY WOULD BE INSIDE ME GWAINE AND ARTHUR.
OH RIGHT, THERE IS PLOT HERE. GWAINE TRIES TO BE NOBLE AND SAYS HE WILL STEAL THE SWORD, BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT IF MERLIN GOT CAUGHT, HE’D BE USELESS AT FIGHTING HIS WAY OUT. BUT MERLIN COUNTERS THAT *HE* HAS MORE BUSINESS BEING THERE AND BEATS GWAINE INTO SUBMISSION WITH THE POWER OF HIS LOGIC (OMG! :O) AND PERKY EARS.
AS MERLIN ENTERS INTO THE DARK CHAMBERS AT NIGHT (OMFGOD, WHY AT NIGHT MERLIN!), HE CANNOT HELP HIMSELF BUT TAKE ONE MOMENT TO PERV ADMIRE THE EXPANSE OF BACK THAT IS SIR OSWALD’S
AND WHEN HE GETS CLOSER TO HIM, HE CANNOT HELP HIMSELF BUT HAVE ONE OR TWO SNEAKY PEAKS
BUT THEN HE ACTUALLY DOES HIS JOB AND OPENS THE BOX THAT HOLDS THE ‘BLUNT SWORDS’
*SNICKERS IMMATURELY*
AND WHEN NOT-SIR-OSWALD JUST HAPPENS TO TURN OVER, MERLIN IS NOT AT ALL DISTRACTED BY HIS BARE CHEST
EXCEPT HE TOTALLY IS AND FORGOT ALL ABOUT HIS JOB AND INSTEAD JUST SEEMS TO BE LURED BY THE POWER OF HOT!MAN!BOD
MERLIN REACHES OUT TO STROKE THAT DELICIOUS NAKKID CHEST
BUT TROUBLE IS IN DENIAL NOT OSWALD, SO HE DNW YOUR MANLY TOUCH MERLIN
WHICH SOMEHOW TRANSLATES TO ‘KNIFE PLAY’
WHILE TROUBLE’S LACKEY JUST LOOKS ON WITH THIS FUCKING CREEPY AS ALL HELL LEER ON HIS FACE.
HE IS ENJOYING THIS WAY TOO MUCH.
GWAINE STEPS IN TO GIVE THE ‘NO MEANS NO, OTHERWISE ITS RAPE TALK’ ... BUT THAT DOESN’T GO OVER SO WELL, SO HE HAS TO BEAT TROUBLE INTO SUBMISSION
BUT THEN SIR BAMF LEON STEPS IN TO TAKE CHARGE, BECAUSE HE IS KNIGHTLY AND GOOD AND GOING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS BULLSHIT :D
...
FUCK YOU SHOW.
GWAINE BEING MANHANDLED DOES LOOK HOT THOUGH.
GWAINE STATES THAT HE STEPPED IN TO PROTECT MERLIN, AND MERLIN VERY MUCH APPROVES OF THIS PUBLIC CONFESSION OF ETERNAL CIVIL PARTNERSHIP DECLARATION OF BOYFRIENDSHIP
NOT-SIR-OSWALD GOES ON TO STATE THAT GWAINE ACTED LIKE A MAN POSSESSED WITH HIS NEED TO PROTECT HIS NEW FOUND LOVE, MERLIN.
ARTHUR HAS A SPECIAL CASE OF SELECTIVE HEARING (OR ELSE HE MISINTERPRETED THE ‘MAN POSSESSED’ LINE) AND IS TOTALLY BACK IN STARRY-EYED LOVE WITH GWAINE AGAIN, HAVING PROTECTED HIS PRECIOUS MERLIN FROM HIS OBVIOUSLY JEALOUS EXBOYFRIEND.
HE TRIES TO REASON WITH HIS FATHER, COMPLETELY BASED ON THESE EMOTIONS. OBVIOUSLY.
THOUGH HIS FUCKING INSOLENT FACE MAKES IT PLAIN OF WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT PUNISHING HIS NEW BFF-BOYFRIEND GWAINE.
FUUUUUUUUUUU TOO MUCH PERFECTION IN ONE SHOT, I LOVE IT.
ARTHUR LAYS DOWN THE ‘HE SAVED MY LIFE’ EXCUSE AND UTHER CONCEDES TO HIS SONS WISHES, BUT ONLY TO SPARE HIS LIFE AND BANISHES HIM INSTEAD. GWAINE IS STILL SUPER PISSED AT THAT, BECAUSE HE DOES NOT WANT TO LEAVE HIS NEW BFF BOYFRIEND, MERLIN.
THIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE GWAINE ALSO COMES TO UNDERSTAND WHY MERLIN BELIEVES IN AND LOVE ARTHUR SO MUCH. HE PROBABLY DEVELOPED A TINY LITTLE CRUSH FOR HIM RIGHT THERE, BUT UTHER KILLED IT WITH HIS SENTENCE.
IN AN INSANELY GAY FAREWELL SCENE, MERLIN GETS HIS WIFE STATUS ON AND HELPS GWAINE PREPARE TO LEAVE. HE ALSO REASSURES GWAINE THAT *HE* DIDN’T GET SICK OF HIM
THAT STATEMENT MAKES GWAINE HAPPY IN HIS PANTS
AND MERLIN HAS TO DRIVE THE POINT HOME WITH THE COMMENT ‘YOU LIVEN ME UP, ESPECIALLY IN THE MORNING’
THEY CONTINUE TO EYEFUCK WHILE GWAINE LAUGHS AT SUCH BLATANT BEDROOM TALK JUST OUTSIDE OF THE BEDROOM
BEFORE HAVING A FINAL HUGELY FUCKING INSTENSE EYEFUCK OVER THEIR MUTUAL LOVE OF ARTHUR.
GWAINE HAS TO RUN INTO GWEN BEFORE HE LEAVES, BECAUSE THEN ALL THE ‘LOOSE ENDS’ WOULDN’T BE TIED UP. GWEN MAKES IT OBVIOUS ARTHUR IS GOING TO BE WONDERFUL AND GWAINE SEEEEEEEEEEES HER UNREQUITED LOVE IN HER SMILE.
AND LIKE A NICE GENTLEMAN, LETS HER DOWN GENTLY. XD;
BACK IN GAIUS’S CHAMBERS, MERLIN IS PACING AROUND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO KEEP HIS HUSBAND FROM DYING IN THE UPCOMING MELEE.
MERLIN KNOWS HIS HUSBAND *SO WELL* BECAUSE ARTHUR WOULD NEVER BACK DOWN DISPLAYING HIS LEADERSHIP AND COURAGE.
HE COMES TO THE CONCLUSION THAT HE HAS TO PUT HIS OWN LIFE ON THE LINE BY USING HIS MAGIC TO PROTECT ARTHUR, EVEN THOUGH THE KING AND HALF OF CAMELOT WILL BE THERE.
OH MERLIN, THE THINGS YOU DO FOR LOVE. *HUGGLES HIM*
THE MORNING OF THE MELEE AND MERLIN IS HELPING ARTHUR GET READY, WHEN UTHER COMES TO VISIT.
RIGHT NOW, I AM SPAZZING SO MUCH BECAUSE MERLIN IS REMEMBERING HIS STATION AND TO BOW AT THE KING, WHO HAS JUST JOINED THEM. ALFKGJAL;FGJA;LKFJ;LAKJ THERE IS NO DOUBT IN MY MIND RIGHT NOW THAT UTHER DEFINITELY HAD SOME PRIVATE DISCIPLINING “TALKS” WITH MERLIN ABOUT HOW TO ACT AROUND A KING PROPERLY. BECAUSE MERLIN TOTALLY NEVER DID THIS BEFORE
BUT NEVERMIND THAT - BACK TO THE PLOT. UTHER HAS COME TO GIFT ARTHUR WITH HIS FIRST VICTORY BLADE AND PUT SOME EXTRA PRESSURE ON ARTHUR TO WIN.
AS IF THE POOR BOY ISN’T NERVOUS ENOUGH. JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE!
ELSEWHERE, TROUBLE AND LACKEY ARE TAKING A MOMENT TO STRIKE AT EACH OTHER, IN A MANLY WAY.
THEN WE JUMP BACK TO MERLIN TRYING TO CONVINCE ARTHUR THAT THE LAST TIME THEY IGNORED HIS WOMANLY INSTINCTS, THINGS WENT AWRY.
ARTHUR IS ‘TOUCHED BY MERLIN’S CONCERN FOR HIS WELLBEING’
MERLIN PULLS OUT HIS SRS BSNS FACE ABOUT WITHDRAWING
AND ARTHUR ALSO SUBDUES HIMSELF TO SAY THAT AS MUCH AS HE UNDERSTANDS AND LOVES MERLIN, HE HAS TO SHOW THE PEOPLE THAT HE IS FIT TO LEAD THEM.
EVEN THE VIOLINS ARE OUT TO CELEBRATE THEIR MAKING UP MOMENT :'D
MERLIN UNDERSTANDS AND LOOKS AT ARTHUR WITH SUCH LOVE AND RESPECT AND ADORATION IN HIS EYES. THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT BECAUSE IT IS CLEAR THAT THEY ARE MAKING UP HERE AND THEIR MARRIAGE IS BACK TO BEING NEXT-TO-PERFECT
*WEEPS HAPPY TEARS OF JOY* :''''D
FOR ONE BRIEF SECOND, MORGANA IS DISPLAYED IN A BEAUTIFUL DRESS AND HEADDRESS *_*
THE MELEE BEGINS, BLAH BLAH PRETTY FIGHTING, WHICH UTHER IS ENJOYING.
MERLIN MANAGES TO SAVE ARTHUR SEVERAL TIMES THROUGHOUT WITH HIS MAGIC, AND THEN GWAINE [IN DISGUISE] JUMPS INTO THE FRAY TO SAVE ARTHUR FROM BEING KILLED, AND MERLIN IS PRACTICALLY BURSTING WITH JOY WHEN HE REALISES THAT ITS HIS NEW BOYFRIEND, GWAINE.
FUCK, THE LOVE IS PRACTICALLY SHINING OUT OF HIS FACE. SO HAPPY HE IS AT GWAINE FOR SAVING HIS HUSBAND.
GWAINE MANAGES TO KILL THE BAD GUYS WHILE PROTECTING ARTHUR, AND TO SHOW HIS NOBLENESS, ARTHUR YIELDS TO HIS VICTORY (NOT WANTING TO FIGHT SOMEONE WHO SAVED HIM TWICE).
WHEN GWAINE REVEALS HIMSELF, HE IS SO FUCKING JOYFUL TO SEE HIM AND EVEN HAPPIER NOW TO CONCEDE HIS DEFEAT :DDD
BUT UTHER’S FROWN HAS TO RAIN ON EVERYBODY’S PARADE AND ORDERS THE GUARDS TO ARREST GWAINE
TO EVERYONE’S DISPLEASURE, OBVIOUSLY.
BUT WHEN IT IS REVEALED THAT TROUBLE AND LACKEY WERE ACTUALLY TRYING TO KILL ARTHUR, THEY BOTH GO INTO SHOCK.
AWW, ARTHUR PROBABLY JUST REALISED THAT HIS EX-BF IS PROBABLY DEAD AND THAT THIS ASSHOLE DID IT AND HAVE PROBABLY BEEN TREATING HIS WIFE!MERLIN TERRIBLY THIS WHOLE TIME AND T_T
UTHER IS JUST SHOCKED BECAUSE IT’S ~SAUCERY~ AGAIN
ARTHUR RECOVERS ENOUGH TO PLASTER THIS FUCKING SMUG GRIN IN HIS FATHER’S FACE AND PRACTICALLY SING “ONCE AGAIN I OWE GWAINE MY LIFE”
NOW OUR FAVOURITE THREESOME GETS TO HAVE SCREENTIME ALL TO THEMSELVES.
UNFORTUNATELY IT IS NOT ALL HAPPY, BECAUSE UTHER WILL NOT LIFT HIS BANISHMENT. GWAINE IS BITTER, BECAUSE NOW HE CANNOT BE THE PERMANENT FILLING IN AN M/A SANDWICH
AND HERE, FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME EVER, ARTHUR *FINALLY* FINALLY SAYS THE WORDS THAT MAKE MY HEART SOAR WITH JOY.
“MY FATHER IS WRONG”.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MERLIN, BLESS HIS SOUL, STILL DOES NOT WANT TO BE PARTED FROM THE NEW ADDITION TO HIS SEXY KNIGHTS ARSENAL. HE WANTS GWAINE TO STAY AND EVEN TELLS HIM THE EXACT WAY TO GET PARDONED
OH MERLIN AND YOUR GRATUITOUS HAND PORN, YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY AND OBVIOUS RIGHT NOW.
GWAINE IS AMUSED, AND TOUCHED, BY MERLIN’S RELUCTANCE TO SEE HIM GO
“SO STAY” - SAID WITH COMPLETELY IRRESISTIBLE LOOK
GWAINE DOES NOT DENY IT, NOR DOES HE DENY THAT HIMSELF, MERLIN AND ARTHUR ARE PRACTICALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER.
AND SHAMELESSLY, LOVINGLY TOUCHES HIM ONE LAST TIME
GWAINE WAVES FAREWELL TO HIS TWO LOVES,
WHO BOTH MUST BE TOGETHER TO COMFORT EACH OTHER AS THEY WATCH HIM WALK OUT OF THEIR LIVES ;_;
BUT ARTHUR’S JEALOUS RAGE IS BACK IN FULL FORCE WHEN HE SEES GWAINE TALKING TO SOMEONE OTHER THAN THEM
MERLIN IS AMUSED BY HIS HUSBAND’S JEALOUSY. XDDD;
AND ARTHUR SPLUTTERS ABOUT HOW HE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT - GWAINE HAS *THEM*. MERLIN RETALIATES WITH HIS BEST BITCHFACE AND PRACTICALLY BEATING ARTHUR OVER THE HEAD WITH THE KNIGHTS CODE AND HOW ‘IF GWAINE WAS A KNIGHT, HE COULD STAY HERE AND HE WOULDN’T HAVE TO LEAVE US’.
ARTHUR RESPONDS TO MERLIN’S SHARP TONGUE BY GRABBING HIM AND PRACTICALLY SHOVING HIM IN THE DIRECTION OF THEIR CHAMBERS SOMEWHERE DESERTED.
THEY EVEN HOLD HANDS AND FONDLE EACH OTHER ON THE WAY TO THEIR SEXING PLACE
BUT THOSE ROAMING HANDS MAKES THEM EVEN MORE HASTEY AND THEY JUST START RUNNING TO THE NEAREST CONVENIENT CORNER (BED/WALL/TREE/DARK CORNER/STABLES/SHED/DESERTED CORRIDOR/YOUGETHEIDEA)
FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS SHOW, FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. I AM DYING HERE!
NEXT WEEK GUISE, MY MERLIN/MORGANA SHIP IS A-SAILING AGAIN~~ 8DDD